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Ugh.

Don’t worry, Great-Grandfather, I won’t try and kill him.

I will kill him.

Whew!

Ugh!

Oh!

Work it, Dracula.

You know it.

Oh!

Lookin’ good, Drac!

Feeling good, Frank.

Look at you, so fancy!

What?

This?

Please.

Ooh!

Dressed to impress, huh? “Impress”?

Oh.

Who do I need to impress?

Hey, isn’t that Captain Ericka?

Oh, no!

Uh, what?

Eh, oh.

Oops, no, not her.

Ooh, that’s good!

Very amusing.

Sorry, Drac.

You know, it’s just we’ve never seen you like this.

I know.

It doesn’t make any sense.

You can’t Zing twice, it’s impossible!

But I did!

So now what?

And what about Mavis?

She wants you to be happy, right?

I’m sure she’ll go with the flow.

Oh, no, no, no!

Mavis needs me.

She depends on me.

I need to be home with my family.

Hey, Murray here may be from

Egypt, but you’re the one in”da Nile.”

You guys get that?

Ow!

You hit me right in the.

Mavis!

Don’t say a word, or I’ll haunt your dreams.

Having fun?

Oh, I’m having even more fun now that you’re here.

You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you.

All of us together, it’s really special.

Me, too, spider monkey.

Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball?

Whoo-hoo!

Monster ball!

Come on, Papa Drac!

Bring it on!

For I am king of family fun!

Ha-ha!

All right!

Who is ready to get pummeled?

I got to warn you, I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.

Sure, pal.

Whatever you say.

Everybody, just please watch the hair.

Watch the hair!

Oh-ho-ho!

Let’s go!

Let’s do this!

Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.

Ha-ha!

Get ready.

Here comes the pain!

Spike!

Not the hair!

Whoa!

No, no, no!

All right!

Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.

Next stop.

Buh-bye, Dracula.

Ha-ha!

All right, baby!

Oh, baby, I got this.

Hey there, monsters.

Huh?

Yeah!

What’d I say!

We’re arriving at our first destination.

The underwater volcano!

Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore the wonders of the sea.

Especially you, Count Dracula.

You see that, pal?

She likes you.

Oh, no, no, no.

That sounds like a Zing in full effect.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I’m just here to have family fun.

Family, family, fun, fun.

Hmm, let’s see.

What about here?

Right this way, everyone.

Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom.

I give you Volcano del Fuego.

Or, as the local sea life call it.

Whee!

Aw, what a cute family.

What?

No, it’s not.

Argh!

Dracula bad!

Frank, we just ate.

I can’t believe you’re hungry already.

I’m sorry.

You know what it is?

It’s all.

Just all that seafood just swimming around, and when I “see food.

”

Oh, man!

I’m gone.

Oh!

Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!

Dracula, Dracula!

I get so close, but it’s almost like he’s teasing me.

I just, I can’t stand it anymore.

I have to get him!

Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh.

Hi, Bob.

Right.

We promised you we’d play, uh, ping-pong now.

Um, Dennis?

Who is this?

Uh, it’s our friend, Bob.

Say hi, Bob.

“Hi, Bob.

”

Okay!

Time to go play ping-pong.

Drac!

Drac!

Drac!

Drac!

Drac!

Hey, boys, where’s the fire?

Oh, well, Griffin here, he.

He has something to tell you.

Me?

Uh.

Oh.

Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, you’re a biting expert, I thought you could take a look.

Yeah.

Come on over here.

The light is better.

Okay.

Okay, what is going on?

You guys are acting weirder than normal,

and your normal is pretty weird.

You are not gonna believe what we heard, but.

Shh.

I told you I don’t want to upset Mavis.

But what are you talking about?

Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there.

But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you.

She can’t live without you, buddy.

It’s serious!

So, Drac, this is great.

Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what?

Uh, yes.

Maybe?

No.

Ugh.

It’s been a while.

I don’t even know where to start.

It’s easy, Drac.

Just make some small talk.

Remember to smile.

Look into her eyes.

Keep it casual.

Say something funny.

Ask her where her parts are from.

Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice.

“Do you like coffins?”

Compliment her.

“Your neck looks delicious.”

Here she comes.

Okay, Drac, hit it.

Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin.

Would you like to see my parts?

Yes, I’d love to go out with you.

Ay!

What?

What?

Cantina.

Midnight.

Don’t be late.

Whew!

That was a close one.

Wait!

Stop it, Tinkles, stop!

Wait, Tinkles.

Come back.

Tinkles, stop!

Wait!

No, no, no!

Tinkles, stop!

I’ve been found!

You’ll never get me, monster!

Shh!

Tinkles, stop.

Shh!

Shh!

Ew.

Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island.

It’s time to get lost on the beach, and we hope you’ll find yourself some fun and relaxation.

Whoo-hoo!

Beach time!

Johnny, you go set everything up.

And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones.

You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny should spend some time together.

What do you call it again?

Eh, date night?

Date night?

What are you gonna do?

Well, I thought me and the guys would take this opportunity to spend some quality time with Dennis.

Oh.

Okay.

That’s a great idea.

Come on, Johnny.

Date night.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!