5بخش

There it is.

You saved my life.

Of course.

Why wouldn’t I?

I just can’t believe you would do that for a human.

Humans, monsters, what’s the difference?

Yeah, right.

Right.

Wait.

What are you doing here?

Oh, uh.

Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, so I knew you would need my help.

Ha!

Never heard that before.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It’s a well-known fact.

What are you doing here?

Oh!

Uh.

Well, I’m here to get that.

Yeah, it’s a family heirloom.

Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is.

Was!

Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back.

So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from.

Got to be a little more careful.

How many times can you save my life, right?

I don’t know.

Every time?

Really?

Well, then.

Wow!

Ah, that was incredible.

Oh, uh.

Don’t you want to get your family heirloom thingy?

Oh.

Right.

Got it.

Mmm.

Oh, here, let me get that for you.

Dad!

Mavis!

What are you doing to my father?

Wait!

Whoa.

Whoa!

Mavis, stop!

Put her down!

No!

She’s trying to hurt you.

Why can’t you see that?

Because I.

Because I Zinged.

What?

I Zinged with Ericka.

No, that can’t be true.

You only Zing once.

That’s what I thought, too.

“Zing”?

What’s a Zing?

Uh, well, it’s a thing for monsters.

It’s kind of like our “love at first sight.”

What?

No.

No, no, no.

You don’t even know me.

Well, not yet.

But we’re just.

No, you don’t understand.

I can’t be with you.

I could never be with someone like you.

I could never be with a monster.

Dad, I’m so sorry.

I.

It doesn’t matter.

You heard what she said.

But a Zing never lies.

Ha!

You got it!

Yes.

Now that we have the instrument of destruction, our family legacy will be fulfilled.

But first, we’ll draw them in with a dance party!

I love to dance.

Frank, could you zip me up?

We’re gonna be late.

Where did you get those?

Uh, see, here’s the funny thing.

I lost my hands gambling, but.

It’s no big deal!

Look, I got these from the seafood buffet.

Look at this.

Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click.

I kind of like ‘em.

I like ‘em.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

A-ha!

Ah, I guess the party’s this way.

Whoo!

Whoa!

Wow.

Let’s get this party started right!

Whoo-hoo!

All right!

What?

Huh?

I thought they said the party was this way.

DJ in a clamshell?

I’m so jealous.

I can’t believe my dad Zinged with someone who’s trying to kill him.

Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things.

Really, Johnny?

What’s most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma that is beyond our understanding.

You and I were two halves, a world apart.

But then we followed the strands of destiny and were brought together.

And our halves made one whole.

But what if she and he.

You must release all the negativity and look within.

Your bond is unbreakable.

You’re right, honey.

Wow.

Thanks.

Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad.

Oh, that?

Yeah, it was just the philosophy of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.

Anyways, let’s get back to dancing!

Cool.

Dad?

You have to talk to Ericka.

What?

I know.

I know what I said before, but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit.

It’s just the thought of losing you.

What?

What are you talking about, losing me?

Well, obviously, after you get married, you’re gonna live on the ship and travel around the world.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Slow down, Mavis.

There are two things I can promise you.

One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family.

Two, I will never live on a boat.

You’re my cute little tarantula.

How could I ever leave you?

Now, seriously, go talk to her.

I can’t.

You heard what she said, she could never be with someone like me.

No, Dad.

You’re just a half, and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole.

You sound like Johnny.

Point is, you can’t deny a Zing.

Monster, human, unicorn.

It doesn’t matter.

So go to her!

Now!

Okay.

I’m on it.

Hey, man, you’re not allowed up here.

The DJ booth is a sacred space.

No.

Tinkles, quiet.

Who is this?

Ha!

I know you recognize me, your greatest rival.

Hmm.

Oh, right.

You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport.

No!

It is I, Abraham Van Helsing.

Van Helsing?

After all these years?

You look awful.

Always with the quick insults.

Well, this will shut you up.

And all monsters.

Eh, huh?

That’s just Ericka’s family heirloom thingy.

Good one, Ericka.

Ericka?

You fool.

Not only is she the ship’s captain, but she also happens to be.

Wait.

You tell him.

I’m his great-granddaughter.

I’m Ericka Van Helsing.

I knew there was something wrong with her.

But.

See, what happened.

Now that we’re all caught up, let’s get back to the dying.

Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters.

Let’s see.

Right.

Okay.

Listen to the melody of your destruction.

Ooh, what’s this little doodad do?

Yeah!

Hey, look!

It’s the Kraken.

Everybody out!

Now!

We’re trapped!

Everybody back!

Yay!

Baby!

Papa!

This has to stop now!

Drac, no!

Ah!

Dad!

Mavis!

Time for the immortal Dracula to die.

Dad!