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No!

Ericka!

Bob!

Help!

Huh?

Tinkles?

Dennis.

Oh, no.

Bob is Tinkles?

How did he get here?

But thank goodness he did, ‘cause look!

You can’t do this!

You’re wrong about monsters!

Dracula.

He saved my life.

What?

I’m so sorry, Drac.

I was trying to kill you this whole time, but then I realized how wrong I was.

How wrong all of this is.

And then I.

I Zinged.

“Zing”?

What’s a Zing?

It’s a monster thing.

You wouldn’t understand.

It’s like true love.

Love?

Well, I guess the legacy ends with me.

Hmm, that’s an awkward ending.

Nope!

It’s time to start a new legacy.

A monster-human legacy.

No!

Drac!

Van Helsing’s beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s an evil DJ.

We need positive energy!

Get ready for a DJ battle!

You just carry all that stuff around with you?

Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ.

We’re gonna use good music to defeat his evil music.

What?

Trust me, I know the tunes, but you’ve got the power.

All right.

Okay.

Opening song needs to be off the shizak.

Ooh, got it.

Play this!

What is that noise?

Wow!

I like this one.

This feels good.

The fool.

Whoa!

His music is too powerful!

We’re gonna need something even more positive.

Now, Drac!

Really?

It has a nice message.

I’ve had enough of this nonsense!

Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe.

Come on.

Where is it?

I don’t know!

There’s too many choices.

No, wait!

This is it.

What the.

Boy, that stinks.

It’s working!

Hey, Johnny’s corny music is defeating the evil music.

I kind of like it.

Ooh!

No!

Argh!

Ahhh!

Whoo!

I’m a slave to the rhythm!

No!

Drac, what are you doing?

You got to be greater than the haters!

Huh?

Why?

Why, after everything, would you save my life?

Because basically we are all the same.

Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.

Green skin.

No skin.

Prickly.

Brainy.

I’m sorry.

Ew.

You are amazing.

Look at me, Dennis.

Look at me.

Come on, you can’t deny it.

No!

I’m too young to Zing!

Well, I feel kind of silly now.

Heh.

For decades I have hunted your kind, persecuted you.

The only thing I can do to make it up to you is give you a 30% refund.

Preposterous!

Oh, all right.

Full refund.

Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys?

Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise.

Yeah, I know.

We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet.

We’re gonna book it again for the holidays.

Hi.

Checking in?

Yes.

Thank you.

Great.

I have a room all ready for you.

Hey, buddy, would you mind?

Sure thing, pal.

Okay, what’s going on, sneaky pants?

Oh, nothing.

It’s just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us.

Oh!

Why?

Are you going to suck-a my blood?

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

No.

I was going to ask you if you would marry me.

Well?

What do you say?

Will you marry me?

I.

I.

Woobee deeba doobee?

Wha.

I mean, I.

woobee doobeedee?

What did she say?

Uh.

I’m not sure.

Yes!

Whee!