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Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don’t think that kid’s dangerous

Really

Well, in that case, let’s keep it

I always wanted a pet that could kill me

Now, look

What if we just put her back in her door

What

Mike, think about it

If we send her back, it’s like it never happened

Everything goes back to normal

Is that a joke

Tell me you’re joking

Sulley, I’d like to think that, given the circumstances

I have been extremely forgiving up to now

but that is a horrible idea

What are we going to do

March right out into public with that thing

Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right

I can’t believe we are waltzing right up to the factory

Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights and some chair fabric are not going to fool anyone

Just think about a few names, will you

Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman

They all got one thing in common, pal, banishment

We could be next

Don’t panic

We can do this

Hey, how you doing, Frank

Hey, guys

Everything’s going to be okay

Number One wants this place dusted for prints

Careful with that

I got a good view from here

A little lower

This was recovered at the scene

Don’t panic

Don’t panic

Don’t tell me not to panic

Just keep it together

Everything is not okay

Boo

Could be contaminated

Gentlemen, safety

is our number one concern

If there’s anything that, not now, not now

Oh, hello, little one

Where did you come from

Mr Waternoose

Ah, James

Is this one yours

Actually, that’s my, uh, cousin’s sister’s daughter, sir

Yeah, it’s, uh

“Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day”

Hmm, must have missed the memo

Well, listen, James why don’t you stop by the simulator after lunch today and give us that scare demonstration we talked about, huh

Oh, oh, sir, uh

Excuse me, Mr Waternoose

Yes, yes, I’m coming

All right then, I’ll see you this afternoon, James

That is, if these gentlemen haven’t shut us down

Oh, boy

Oh, a scare demo

Well, that is great

Why am I the last to know

We can bring your cousin’s sister’s daughter along

She’ll be a big hit

Halt

Stop him

Hold him down

Come on, the coast is clear

Okay, all we have to do is get rid of that thing

So, wait here while I get its card key

But she can’t stay here

This is the men’s room

That is the weirdest thing you have ever said

It’s fine

It’s okay

Look, it loves it here

It’s dancing with joy

Uh, uh, uh, uh

I’ll be right back with its door key

That’s a cute little dance you’ve got

It almost looks like you’ve got to

Oh

Uh, are you done in there

Ah Sorry

Sorry

Okay, you finished now, right

Hello

Boo

Where did she go

Oh, did she disappear

Did she turn invisible

I just have no idea

Gotcha

Boo

Hey, you’re good

Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom you’re looking fabulous today

Is that a new haircut

Come on, tell me

It’s a new haircut, isn’t it

That’s got to be a new haircut

New makeup

You’ve had a lift

You’ve had a tuck

You’ve had something

Something has been inserted in your skin

that makes you look like

Listen, I need a favor

Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor

I really need the key for the door he was using

Well, isn’t that nice

But guess what

You didn’t turn in your paperwork last night

He didn’t

I

no paperwork

This office is now closed

Ready or not, here I come

I’m getting warmer

Any second now

Fee fi fo

What are you doing

I, I’m looking for the kid

You lost it

No, no, she was just

Here she is

Hey, what’s the matter

I already told your buddies I haven’t seen anything

All right, carry on

Randall

Thank goodness

What are we going to do about the child

Shh

Shh, shh, shh

The front page It’s on the front page

The child, The one you were after

Will you be quiet

Don’t you think I’m aware of the situation

I was up all night trying to find it

I did a simple calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant

The child may have escaped

Yeah, well, until we know for sure we’re going to act like nothing happened, understand

You just get the machine up and running

I’ll take care of the kid

And when I find whoever let it out, they’re dead

Oh

Why are you still here

Come on, go

Move Now

Ow, ow

I’m not here

They’re gone

Eww

This is bad

This is so very bad

What were they talking about a machine

Who cares

Oh

Look, don’t panic,

All we have to do is call her door down and send her home

You’re right, you’re right

We’re just two regular joes on our way to work

We will blend right in

Top of the mornin’, fellas

Hey, what’s shakin’, bacon

Did you lose weight

Or a limb

You have her card key, right

Of course I have her card key

I told you I’d get her card key

I went and got her card key

and now I have her card key

Okay, here we go

Take care of yourself

Try not to run through any more closets

Mike, that’s not her door

What are you talking about

Of course it’s her door

It’s her door

No, her door was white and it had flowers on it

No

It must have been dark last night because this is its door

Hey, you hear that

Sounds like fun in there

Okay, send me a postcard, kid

That’s Mike Wazowski, care of

22 Mike-Wazowski-you-got-your-life-back lane

Mowki Kowski

Very good

Now bon voyage

Bye-bye

Come on

Look at the stick

See the stick

Go get the stick

Go fetch

Mike, this isn’t Boo’s door

Boo

What’s Boo

That’s what I decided to call her

Is there a problem

Sulley, you’re not supposed to name it

Once you name it, you start getting attached to it

Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me

Oh, hey

We’re rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called

Put That Thing Back Where it Came From Or So Help Me

It’s a musical

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom

So help me, so help me

And cut

We’re still working on it

It’s a work in progress

but, hey, we need ushers

Sulley, I’ve had enough

Now say good-bye to, where’d it go

What’d you do with it

Where is she

I don’t believe it

She got away from you again

Well, that is just

Wait a minute

The sun is coming up

This is perfect

She’s gone

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Where are you going

Sulley, please, don’t blow this

Not when we’re so close to breaking the record

Somebody else will find the kid

It’ll be their problem, not ours

She’s out of our hair

What are you two doing

They’re rehearsing a play

She’s out of our hair

Can it, Wazowski

So, what do you think of that kid getting out, Sullivan

Pretty crazy, huh

Oh, yeah, crazy

Word on the street is the kid’s been traced back to this factory

You haven’t seen anything, have you

Uh, well, uh

No, no way

But if it was an inside job I’d put my money on Waxford

Waxford

Yeah, the one at station six

You know, he’s got them shifty eyes

Hey, Waxford

Sulley

Michael Wazowski

last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none

I thought you cared about me

Honey, please

Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi

Sushi Sushi

You think this is about sushi

Wazowski

Michael Mike

Men

Breathe Keep breathing

Whew

Yikes

Where’s the kid

Kid What kid

It’s here in the factory, isn’t it

You’re not pinning this on me

It never would have gotten out, if you hadn’t been cheating last night

Cheating

Cheating

Right

Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away

What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes

Uh

I get a time-out

Everyone goes to lunch

Which means the scare floor will be

Painted

Empty

It’ll be empty, you idiot

You see that clock

When the big hand is pointing up and the little hand is pointing up the kid’s door will be in my station

But when the big hand points down the door will be gone

You have until then to put the kid back

Get the picture