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People have to realize, we cannot make everybody totally safe,

even if we allocated the entire federal budget towards security

I promise you there is not an easier job

in the whole federal government than riding first class in airplanes from

Yeah

I know I’m sorry

No, no, you can trust me I’m fine

What, I can’t hear you

I can’t hear you

Hey, man, you got a light?

Sir Excuse me

Excuse me, sir You got a light?

Yeah Sorry

May I have your attention, please?

So, where you off to?

Where you headed?

I’m headed to Amsterdam

May I have your attention, please?

The while zone is for the immediate loading

and unloading of passengers only

Here you go, sir Enjoy your flight

Everyone and their mother’s in the game right now

You got Korean phones, Japanese phones, Scandinavian phones

OS is trying to keep up with the hardware from 15 different manufacturers

Right

That’s what I’ve been saying No one listens to me

Dude, you’re preaching to the choir It makes absolutely no sense

Really, I guess I’m in your way

New Yorkers, man, I swear to God Give me two minutes

Clear

Right this way, sir Please

Listen to me Listen to me I cannot stay in London for three days

Get me on the next flight back

Please, look This is

This is a bad time for

“You have to do what you have to do“ Well, guess what, So do I”

Here

Long flights are the worst

No, thanks

Hi, baby

Good evening, passengers

There’s a mix-up with my reservation

I was supposed to have a window seat and they put me in an aisle

Maybe you could move some people around,

‘cause I was guaranteed the window seat

I’m sorry about that, Ms Summers

At this time we are inviting passengers with small children,

or who require assistance, to board at this time

Once again, in the boarding area,

we are ready to begin our priority boarding Flight 10 to London

We’ll begin general boarding in just a few minutes

Are you all set to board?

So we have to go on the runway?

Come on, sweetheart Is this everything?

Yeah My mom checked my big bag for me

Have you flown by yourself before?

No This is my first time

You’re gonna have a lovely time

Welcome aboard Yes, just through there and down to the left

Nancy, this is Becca It’s her first time on an airplane

Wonderful Who’s waiting for you in London?

My dad

Well, we’ve a seat by the window all picked out for you

Look, I know it may seem scary, but flying’s really quite fun

I believe this little guy made a run for it

What’s his name?

Henry

Yeah, he looks like a Henry That’s a good name

Well - Becca

Becca, I think Henry’s a little scared

Maybe you can show him how it’s done

Good girl

I’m sorry, am I in your way?

Again?

We are right up here

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

As a reminder, all carry-on luggage must fit in the overhead bin

or be safely stowed under the seat in front of you

If you’re having trouble fitting your luggage,

we’ll be happy to check it for you

Thank you for choosing British Aqualantic Enjoy the flight

Do you know, is there somebody sitting there?

Do you know who has that seat, - No, sorry

Is somebody sitting here?

Hey, I’m on the plane And guess what, They effed up my reservation

We land at 7:35 Did they book a car?

Hang on Hang on

Excuse me Sir, I’m here in 3B

I was wondering if maybe you’d switch seats

with me so I could have the window?

Do you care?

Do you speak English?

Okay Thank you

Excuse me Excuse me Sir?

Hi I’m right here, I’m in 3B

and I was just wondering if maybe you would prefer the aisle,

or if you don’t care, if you would

switch with me for the window seat?

A lot of people just sleep anyway, so I was wondering if

Sure Why not?

Thank you so much I really appreciate that

Sorry, let me get out of your way

Let me help you

There’s room right up here

Aqualantic is pleased to offer extensive in-flight entertainment

with hundreds of video and music programming at your fingertips

Oh, God

Hello, Are you there?

Your phone

What, Hello?

Your phone - Oh, shit

Hello, - Hi Hi, hi

I’ll call you when we land, okay, All right, bye

Rough day, huh?

Yeah, you have no idea

Hi, excuse me

Could I get a gin and tonic, when you get a chance?

Of course - Make that two, please

God

Nancy, right, - Yeah - Gwen

Thank God for you

Girl doesn’t show up and leaves me

to handle two cabins You’re a lifesaver

If I pass out, just promise to catch me before I hit the floor

Not if I do first

Can I get you gentlemen anything before we taxi?

No, thanks, Nance, I’m fine

What?

Nothing

Ground, this is AQ-10, we’re ready to disconnect ground power

You naughty boy

Naughty

Thank you

Didn’t you order gin and tonic?

Did I?

‘Cause she brought you a water

It’s not my lucky day