بخش 11

I’ll squeeze them pretty brown eyes out of your skull!

Now, hold on, Jake.

There’s no need to…

Let me do my job!

You brought me in.

Now we’re gonna play this thing out to the end!

Sign the damn paper, woman!

Go to hell!

Where do you think l come from?

Look into my eyes.

l want to see you die.

Jake!

l’m calling you out!

Jake!

This day just got a little more interesting.

Put her down.

Or what, little man?

You going to kill me?

That’s just about the size of it.

Get your filthy paws off me!

Shut your gob!

All right, Sheriff, make your move.

Nown amigos!

Heave!

Heave!

Heave!

Heave!

That was a bad idea.

Thirsty, brother?

Here it comes!

No.

No!

It’s a miracle!

Look out!

Look there!

What is that?

It’s our salvation, Pa!

It’s a jailbreak, boys!

We’re busting out!

l’m gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts’ll be leaking lead!

Well, then it’s a good thing l brought some backup.

What?

Ain’t no hawk.

Ain’t nothing but bats!

Stick to the plan, boys!

Let’s bleed that devil dry!

It only takes one bullet.

You ain’t got the nerve.

Try me.

Oh, Mr Rango.

Aren’t you forgetting something?

Hand me your gun, Sheriff.

Now, Mr Rango.

Beans!

Hold on.

Don’t worry, l got a plan.

Help!

Open the door!

Okay, plan B.

Beans, you’re mumbling.

All my problems taken care of except for one.

It’s a new West, Jake.

There’s no room for gunslingers any more.

We’re businessmen now.

Yeah, we got new hats.

Where l come from, we call this improvisation.

But l think you just swallowed plan B.

What?

Okay, panic time.

You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think.

You’re nothing but legends.

Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.

One last bullet to kill one last outlaw.

How fitting.

Sheriff, l’m sure if we work together, we can reach a mutually beneficial solution to our current situation.

You better take it up with him.

One bullet.

l tip my hat to you, one legend to another.

What was that you said?

Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.

No, Jake!

No!

Rango!

You brought the water back, just like you promised.

You really are a hero.

Well, the thing about heroes is, whenever you…

Don’t spoil it.

Right.

Well, l don’t know about you all, but l could sure go for a dip.

And so the lizard completes his journey from humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today.

And although he is certain to die, perhaps from a household accident, which account for 65% of all unnatural deaths, the people of the village will honour his memory even as they abandon their dignity.