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Lots of love!

What?

You little mutt!

Come back here!

Oh!

Bring back my gyros!

Hey, watch it!

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Whoa!

Hey!

Bone-headed pooch!

Sorry!

Ruh-roh!

Dispatch, I’ve got a stray dog

on a tube of compressed meat.

Repeat.

I have a grand theft gyro in progress.

Hey, slow it down!

Huh?

Yikes.

Whoa!

Hey!

Zoinks!

Like, slow down, dude.

♪ Show me the meaning of being lonely ♪

♪ One is the loneliest number ♪

♪ Lonely ♪

♪ I’m Mr. Lonely ♪

Hello, I’m Ira Glass.

Welcome to another episode of my new podcast, Friends, Who Needs Them?

You Do.

This week’s challenge, put yourself out there.

When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it.

You can do it.

Now, go.

Make some friends.

Excuse me!

Coming through!

Dude!

Whew!

Huh?

Make friends.

Check.

Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy.

How was your day?

Oh, you want me to start?

How polite, Sandy.

Well, I told my mom I was meeting my pals at the beach.

So, if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate.

But it’s all good.

I like eating lunch by myself.

And hanging out by myself.

And playing ping-pong by myself.

I lose a lot of balls.

Ahh!

I gotta warn you, it’s got gummy worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather.

Hmm.

I know.

No liverwurst.

It’s not like me to forget the protein.

Yeah, I get it.

Nobody likes my sandwiches.

Whoa!

Mm.

Is that peppercorn?

Sand.

There you are!

Ahh!

This mangy stray’s done enough damage for today.

He’s coming with me.

He’s not a stray.

Is he your dog?

He is, like, totally mine.

If you wanna be.

I’d like that very much.

Okay, then.

What’s his name?

I don’t have one.

His name’s.

Snacks.

What?

Snacks?

Uh, I mean.

Scooby!

Middle name?

Dooby?

Last name.

Doo.

All right.

If the dog has a middle name, there’s no punishment for damages or theft.

I don’t like it, but them’s the laws.

Well, have a good day, sir.

Mr. Dooby-Doo.

I’m Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.

Raggy.

No, it’s Shaggy.

That’s what I said.

Raggy.

We’ll work on it.

Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.

Yay!

Okay, Mom.

Let me show you my room.

I mean, our room.

Who’s that?

This is Blue Falcon.

He’s half-man, half-falcon.

Well, mostly man.

All man.

I guess it’s just the suit that’s falcon.

And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt.

Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.

Cool.

Ooh!

What’s this?

It’s a bed.

You sleep in it.

Huh.

Soft.

I’ve never had a bed before.

In fact, I’ve never had anything before.

I, uh.

I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.

I know we just met and I didn’t wanna seem too desperate or, you know, come on too strong, but.

I love it.

I promise I’ll never take it off.

Thanks.

Thank you!

Trick or treat, I love Halloween!

And may I say, you sure look good in that costume.

Ranks, Raggy.

It’s all in the hips.

Whoa!

Jackpot!

Big house, big candy.

Like, no way, bro.

That’s the Rigby house.

It’s haunted.

Let’s get outta here!

Mine!

Hey!

Give it back!

Yeah!

We worked hard for that free candy.

This stuff will rot your teeth.

Yeah.

Don’t you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by Big Corn Syrup?

Yeah, we’re okay with that.

Ruh-roh.

Your blood sugar will thank us.

Are you guys all right?

Yeah.

They just hurt my pride.

And my tail feathers.

Let me give you a hand.

I’m Fred.

This is Velma.

Hi.

And that’s Daphne.

Hey.

I’m Shaggy.

And this is Scooby-Doo.

Nice to meet you.

Cool Wonder Woman costume.

And are you.

Harry Potter?

I’m Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.

Which house is she in?

Hufflepuff?

She’s a Supreme Court justice.

Oh.

Slytherin.

Come on.

Let’s go get your candy back.

Wait, that’s the Rigby house.

It’s haunted by a ghost.

Ghost?

Ghost or no ghost, it’s Halloween.

No one should go home without their candy.

Uh.

Okay.

We’ll go in the haunted house this one time, but we’re not gonna make a habit out of this.

Right, Scoob?

Right.

Hello?

Anybody home?

This living room feels more like a dying room.

Here you go, Shaggy.

Great.

Thanks a bunch.

Let’s go.

It’s the ghost!

Guys, there’s no such thing as ghosts.

Hmm.

Uh.

Girl dressed like Judge Judy, I don’t think this is a good idea.

Huh?

The ghost!

Go get help!

Aah!

Come on, hurry!

Guys, we gotta do something.

Quick, upstairs!

Come on, let’s go!

Daphne!

Whoa!

Run, Daphne, run!

Fred, look!

Uh-oh.

Velma!

Got it.

Hey!

What are you.

Oh.

Oh.

Huh?

Gotcha.

Jeepers.

It’s a Halloween mask.

Mr. Rigby!

Uh, guys?

I think we just found the world’s smallest Walmart.

Man, this guy stole a lot of stuff!

Bag it all up, Frank.

He’s going away for a long time.

I would’ve gotten away with this if it weren’t for you meddling.

Congratulations, everyone.

We just proved this house wasn’t haunted, and busted a perp.

And even better, we got our candy back.

Not bad for a bunch of kids.

Maybe we should do this again.

I like it.

I’m in.

What do you say, guys?

We’re in.

I mean, like, how many scary monsters could there be?

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Where are you?♪

♪ We got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Where are you?♪

♪ We need some help From you now ♪

♪ Come on, Scooby-Doo I see you ♪

♪ Pretending you Got a sliver ♪

♪ But you’re not fooling me ‘Cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you Shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know we got A mystery to solve ♪

♪ So, Scooby-Doo Be ready for your act ♪

♪ Don’t hold back ♪

♪ And, Scooby-Doo If you come through ♪

♪ You’re gonna have yourself A Scooby Snack ♪

♪ That’s a fact!♪

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Here are you ♪

♪ You’re ready And you’re willin’ ♪

♪ If we can count on you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ I know We’ll catch that villain ♪

All right, everybody.

I would like to pose to you all the question of questions.

What’s next for Mystery Inc.

Ooh, I totally have the answer.

Lunch.

No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that.

I was also gonna say lunch.

Guys, guys, guys.

The Mystery Machine needs a whole new, Needs a whole new everything, and I’m never gonna get that smell out.

I told you I needed a walk.

It’s time to turn Mystery Inc into a real business.

What do you mean?

Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

I handle our accounting.

Look, we’re ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money.

Fortunately, we found a possible investor.

Oh, whoopee, a diner.

I’ll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.

Whoa, man!

It’s Simon Cowell.

♪ In the shallow ♪

♪ In the shallow ♪

♪ I’m off the deep end Watch as I dive in ♪

Uh, congratulations, gentlemen.

You are terrible.

How does he do that?

See, he’s mean, but he makes it fun.

We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc.

Mr. Cowell.

Every successful group requires hard work and determination.

Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it.

Fred, you’re the tank.

The muscle.

Cool.

Daphne is the people person.

The empath.

Aw.

And Velma’s got the smarts and technical savvy.

Thanks.

But you two aren’t even listening.

You’re eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.

Like, sorry, man.

You lost us at, “Hard work and determination.”

But you got us back at “sandwich.”

Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links.

Bottom line, I can’t invest with these two involved.

But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.

Yeah, and like, what’s more valuable than friendship?

Literally, anything. You can’t count on friendship.

People change.

And when you get into real trouble, friendship won’t save the day.

Like, we don’t need this, Scoob.

Let’s bounce.

Yeah, we know when we’re not wanted.

No.

Ugh.

Wait.

Come on, guys.

He didn’t mean it.

No fries for you.

Hmm!

You believe the nerve of that dude?

Simon Cowell thinks friendship won’t save the day.

What does he know?