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Yeah, he’s not that smart.

Just sounds like it, because he’s British.

Good point, Raggy.

As long as we have each other, we’ll be just fine on our own.

Right.

Yes!

Eyes?

Raggy, look.

Huh?

The pin.

It has eyes.

Oh, Scoob,دI know it feels like everyone’s judging us today.

Even the bowling pins.

But don’t freak out on me, bud.

Uh.

What’s the hold-up?

The ball return won’t return our ball.

Huh.

Oh, there it is.

Zoinks!

Like, what is going on?

What are those things?

I don’t know, but they don’t look friendly.

No offense, but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball.

Me, too.

Look out!

Whoa!

No running.

They’re coming.

What now?

Follow my lead.

Who’s hungry?

Check out the specials.

So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat?

And please don’t say human.

Or dog.

Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.

And how about you guys?

Hot wings to share?

Uh-huh.

Got it.

And for you?

Oh, no!

We’re out of calamari.

This way, Scoob!

Huh, I always wondered what was back here.

Underwhelming.

All units.

Attention, all units.

We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takemoto Bowl.

“Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash.”

Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.

The Takamoto Bowl?

That’s where Scoob and Shaggy hang out.

Oh, no.

Let’s go.

Did we lose ‘em?

Pretty sure we didn’t.

Yikes!

Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy.

We never saw Paris.

Huh?

Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator.

You okay, Scooby-Doo?

Yeah.

I’m good.

Whew.

Where are we?

Dude, hang on.

Do you realize where we are?

No.

Look around, man.

The clean, modern aesthetic.

The cool blue color palette.

We’re in.

IKEA!

the Falcon Fury!

Did you say IKEA?

Nope.

I said Falcon Fury.

Just like you.

Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

I’m Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.

Well, we’re Scoob.

Scooby and Shaggy.

We know.

Follow me.

Who sent those robots?

It’s this guy named Dick Dastardly.

Shocker!

He’s a psychotic supervillain.

He’s trying to you.

Scoob, somebody thinks we’re important enough to.

It’s nice to be wanted.

Mm, I hear that.

Oh, wow!

Look!

Look!

Wow.

Yes, I know it’s super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys press random buttons, but they told me we need to move.

Seriously?

We’re doing this now?

Ooh.

Is it him?

Is it him?

Yep.

He likes to make an entrance.

Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time.

The falcon has been worshipped as a symbol of freedom and victory.

Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky.

And he is one bad mamma jamma.

Blue Falcon!

Ooh, yeah!

Welcome to the Falcon Fury.

Hang on, hang on.

Turn on the lights.

Where are my balloons, Dee Dee?

When I say “Falcon Fury,” that’s supposed to cue the balloons.

Keith, what is the deal up there, man?

I missed the cue.

Duh.

You’ve got one job, pal.

Anyway, welcome aboard, I’m Blue Falcon.

No, you’re not.

Yes, I am.

I told you I wasn’t going to be the only one who noticed.

No, Blue Falcon’s suit has a bigger red “F” on the chest, and it’s way less, uh, scaly.

They’re feathers, all right?

And it’s called an upgrade.

This ain’t your daddy’s Blue Falcon.

I think you mean this ain’t your daddy’s Blue Falcon.

Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon’s large adult son, Brian.

Dynomutt!

Oh, him you recognize?

Well, sure, man!

Dynomutt is the dog wonder.

Blue Falcon doesn’t go anywhere without him.

And yet here I am.

Without him.

Ow!

What was that for?

Making sure this isn’t a dream.

You’re supposed to pinch yourself.

Ow!

Ow!

Oh!

Ow!

Ow.

Finished?

Ow!

Yes.

Wait, Brian.

Blue Falcon.

If you’re Blue Falcon now.

I am.

Does that mean.

Yes.

Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place.

Oh, no!

What?

Oh, no, he’s not dead.

He retired to Palm Beach.

We still miss him very, very, very, very, very.

Oh, no, he’s glitching.

No, I’m not.

Let me finish.

very, very, very much.

It’s Dastardly.

He must have tracked you here from the bowling alley.

Let’s move it, people.

To the Falcon Nest.

Like, hey, wait up!

Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly.

Right, Rottens?

I need what’s on that ship, or I’ll never get my treasure.

Do not fail me.

Dee Dee, take the helm.

Ready, sir.

You might want to buckle up.

And if you get sick, puke on Brian.

Punch it, Dee Dee.

Hang on.

Zoinks!

What’s this guy’s deal?

Look, the hot goss on my fan site is that Dastardly’s collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit.

It’s skulls of Cerberus, Brian.

We went over this.

He’s got one skull.

Our mission is to make sure he doesn’t get the other two.

Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?

No idea.

Hold tight.

I can’t shake him.

Try the shake button.

Ooh, I’ll take a chocolate shake.

Vanilla, please.

There is no shake button.

Well, there should be.

All right, Rottens.

Launch the harpoons.

Incoming!

What is going on?

Well done.

Reel them in.

Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?

Of course, but that would make.

Reverse on my mark.

On it.

Now!

Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no.

No!

Argh!

Drat!

Whew.

Are you guys okay?

Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here.

We’ll walk home.

Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to.

I think he wants you guys alive.

I knew you two were important.

It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.

It would?

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Boop!

Hello?

Oh!

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Well, of course.

Uh, guys, adventure’s calling, and it’s for you.

Hello, adventure.

Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?

But, Raggy, this is our chance.

Yeah, maybe you’re right.

We can show everyone we’re not the weak link.

Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it’s me again.

Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I’m still on the fence.

We’re gonna have to call you back.

Bye-bye.

Click.

You really wanna do this?

Uh-huh.

Well, I’m not gonna let you do it without me.

After all, there is no “I” in Scooby and Shaggy.

Wait, is there?

No, all good.

We’re in.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Now, I’ve got a few waivers for you guys to sign.

Oh, great.

Great timing, Keith.

Thank you!

Well, uh, the robots attacked this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word “like” at the start of every sentence.

Almost as if he was some middle-aged man’s idea of how a teenage hippie talks.

Oh, that’s Scoob and Shaggy all right.

So, what happened?

I don’t know.

They seemed pretty bummed out.

I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something.

And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Shaggy and Scooby were taken?

Yeah.

I’d have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped.

I can’t.

I can’t breathe.

Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now.

Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please?

Yeah, sure.

Uh, they looked like what’s in this box.

Whoa!

Guys, this thing is increíble.

It’s fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance.

I’d like to shake the hand of whoever created this.

And then, you know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends.

Right?

Am I right?

Ew!

Is that.

a hair?

Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.

What are you doing?

You’re touching it with bare fingers.

Grow up, Fred.

Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?

If it’s more than zero, I don’t wanna know.

It’s more.

Much, much more.

Huh.

Trace amounts of mustache oil.

12-year-old Scotch.

Ugh.

Is the bad guy my dad?

There are also some microscopic soil particles.

Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium and Coppertone SPF 50.

Anything over 30 is a waste.

I’ll see if the combination of these elements matches a geographical location.

And.

Bingo.

Dastardly Demolition.

Per county records, last known owner is.

Dick Dastardly.

What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?

Hmm.

Well, let’s see what the police department database has to say.

Ooh.

Quite a rap sheet.

It looks like he’s wanted for the theft of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru.

Tatty bye.

That looks like a giant dog skull.

Weird.

It gets weirder.

He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club.

And apparently he’s been stealing Netflix by using his mother’s account.

That is not fair for the rest of us who have to pay for Netflix.

You have to pay for Netflix?

This will not stand.

Let’s go get that Dastardly dude.

I just needed you to retrieve one simple canine, so I could get my treasure.

Now, were the missions a failure?

Pinhead.

The question was rhetorical.

Of course it was a failure because you failed me.

You are responsible for my suffering.