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All right, Gertrude…

Now, what did he say?

Uh, spark her flints.

Uh, jiggle her jets.

And oh, yes!

“The Little Griddle Who Could.

“We’re fresh from the freezer,” said the little.

Mr. Krabs, we’ve got a.

Squidward!

Ow!

Save… Ow…yourself!

Oh!

We wouldn’t be in this mess if SpongeBob was around.

Where is SpongeBob?

Where are we?

We must be dreaming!

You amuse me, SpongeBob.

Two people can’t have the same dream, let alone be in that same dream at the same time.

That would be philosophically untenable.

Indeed.

You proffer a metaphysical conundrum.

Wait, we’re talking like smart people.

This must be a dream!

Plus, we’re on the surface and we’re breathing air, so yeah!

Air?

Hey, town up ahead!

“Goner Gulch.

Ha!

That’s a funny name.

“The Inferno Saloon.

“Ye who enter here abandon all hope.

Guess that’s another way of saying “no public restrooms”.

Hello?

Otto, keep it close.

Yeah, don’t go anywhere.

Go anywhere.

It is my pleasure to serve.

You’re fired.

Oh!

How are we gonna find Gary now?

Maybe Otto just went to park.

Hello.

[yelps] Who are you?

I am a simple tumbleweed.

Call me Sage.

Sage.

Hey, Sage.

Good name.

Thanks.

I’m made out of sage, and I am a sage.

So it works out pretty well.

I’m Patrick!

My name means “toaster” in Celtic.

Pretty sure it doesn’t.

This dream you share has a hidden purpose, young seekers.

Oh!

So we are in a dream!

And I, friend, am the dream weaver.

♪ Ohh, dream weaver… ♪

Whoa, are you inside our minds right now?

Yes, Patrick.

Wow!

I am here to help you on your journey, SpongeBob.

But first, you must accept a challenge.

But, I just want to find Gary and bring him home.

Do you love Gary?

More than anything!

And, young sponge, once you meet this challenge you may pass on to find your precious Gary.

Got it.

Right.

Oh, right, that makes sense.

Eww.

Take this challenge coin.

Challenge coin!

It will give you courage when bravery is in short supply.

Whoa!

Cool!

Now, your challenge lies behind these saloon doors.

Let’s go!

Come on, Patrick.

Wait.

Let’s kill this challenge.

Wait, guys!

Challenge coin coming through!

I didn’t give you your challenge!

Patience, Sage.

Patience.

Huh.

Oh, cool.

One of those old player pianos.

Or…

one of those old piano players!

Scary people!

Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.

Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies?

This is your challenge.

Free these zombies from their earthly binds and release their souls.

If this weren’t a dream, I’d be freaking out right now!

Oh, yeah!

We are in a dream.

La, la-la, la-la, la, la.

Okay, everyone!

We’re here to release your imprisoned souls.

What was that?

Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.

♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

♪ Very bad man ♪

El Diablo?

Master of this zombie crew.

Uh-oh.

He sounds bad.

Good luck.

Patrick, the zombies are swarming!

They’re gonna eat our brains!

♪ Dance!

♪ Dance!♪

♪ Boss Dogg ♪

♪ Even when I’m on I’m off, y’all ♪

♪ Lookin’ for the King It’ll cost y’all ♪

♪ You better leave now are you lost, dawg?♪

♪ The Zombie King Yeah, I hear him coming ♪

♪ OG ghoul with a thirst For the run-in ♪

♪ You in the wrong bar Wrong town ♪

♪ Got a spot to fill ♪

♪ The real deal Coming down that hill ♪

♪ Your brains for breakfast ♪

♪ Soul on the menu Major checklist ♪

♪ Ghouls, goblins Guard the exit ♪

♪ The fire in his eyes Ain’t hard to catch it ♪

♪ El Diablo, the haunting Taunting veterano ♪

♪ It’s scary, I know ♪

♪ The Goner Gulch Where the drama is ♪

♪ But don’t hate the game

We in the zombie biz ♪

♪ We feel the love ♪

♪ Yes, sir ♪

♪ When we all dance together ♪

♪ What?

What?

What?♪

♪ Together ♪

♪ We made it, made it

Up all life long ♪

♪ We won’t stop… ♪

♪ El Diablo is here!♪

♪ Dance!♪

♪ We the baddest crew ♪

♪ Hands high!♪

♪ What’s eating you?♪

♪ Us!♪

♪ We comin’ through ♪

♪ Killing it is how we do!♪

♪ El Diablo’s on his way

Smell the odor of decay ♪

♪ Dance, we came to slay Cause killing it

Is how we do! ♪

What did I tell you about dancing when I’m not here?

But, boss, it’s Freestyle Friday!

Oh.

Okay, my bad.

Hey.

Yo, SpongeBob?

I got to dip.

Y’all got this.

Bring the prisoners to my office.

Huh.

What’d that guy mean by prisoners?

So, you dare to enter the ghost town of the damned, barge into my demon’s lair… telling my zombies…that you’re gonna free their souls… like it ain’t no thing!

Well, uh, Mr. Diablo, the good thing is we’re in a dream.

A shared dream.

Right, a shared dream.

So there’s no need to get all bent out of shape about it.

It’s not real!

‘Cause it’s a dream.

Who told you that?

That crazy bush guy?

Uh…

Maybe.

What he should’ve told you was it’s not a dream!

He might be right, Patrick.

That felt pretty real.

Yeah, that really hurt.

Run!

Hang on, Patrick.

Foul demon, be gone!

What the heck is that?

Huh?

What do I look like, a parking meter?

But Sage said.

Coin laundry’s right down the street.

That’s pathetic!

Get away from those curtains!

What?

These curtains?

Oh, these are nice curtains.

Oh, they are.

So soft.

That’s weird.

These curtains are making a strange sound.

I think the curtain rod needs some oil.

Once the rod goes, you’re probably better off getting a whole new set of curtains.

Oh, Mr. Diablo, do you have any other cur.

Oh!

Patrick, I think we should get out of here!

Hey, everybody!

El Diablo says he doesn’t want to be disturbed.

Yeah, he’s feeling a little burnt……out.

Toodle-oo!

Buh-bye!

See you!

Take care!

Thank ye, SpongeBob.

We’re finally free!

Huh?

Adiós, mateys!

Thanks, SpongeBob.

We’re finally free.

Good luck on your journey, boys.

Do you know what this means?

We passed the challenge!

Now we can find Gary!

Yay!

♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

♪ El Diablo, El Diablo ♪

Otto!

Howdy, partners.

Wait!

Can’t forget the “courage.

It’s him!

Yikes!

Come on, Otto.

Let’s go!

Come on, come on, Otto!

Step on it, Otto!

Go!

Go!

Faster!

Go faster!

Go, Otto, go!

♪ Very bad man ♪

Faster!

Wake up.

Your dream is fired.

Faster

Huh?

Oh!

Phew!

We’re back on the bottom.

See, Patrick?

It must have been a dream.

More of a vision really.

Sage?

Oh.

Hi, Sage.

Hello.

You are real.

As real as your desire to see that which you cannot.

Yeah, well, that which I cannot see is Gary.

I got to know what’s happening.

This wish I grant you.

Through the mystical fabric of the fourth dimension, you may now view what’s happening at the same time as things are happening to you.

Behold.

The Window of Meanwhile.

The Window of Meanwhile!

What’s it do?

It’s like the Video On Demand service of parallel action.

Have a look.

Whoa…

Hey, Patrick.

Down in front.

Look, Patrick, there he is!

Yeah, he looks all right.

Hey, Gary!

He doesn’t look so bad.

He looks pretty comfy!

No reason to panic.

Yeah!

He looks like he’s well taken care of.

Look what I found.

Snail time.

Hello, precious.

Gary?

I hope you don’t run out of juice, or you’ll end up like the others.

What?

Oh, yes.

Gary!

Gary, hello?

Gary!

Okay, the Window of Meanwhile doesn’t really work that way.

Gary, run!

Get out of there!

Gary!

It’s not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime, or anything.

We got to hurry!

Gary!

Over here!

Gary!

Totally can’t hear you.

Hello!

Hello, Eugene, old friend!

How’s business?

Bad?

Good.

Well, that’s restaurants for you, huh?

Feast or famine.

But I digress.

Why don’t you be a good little loser and hand over the secret formula?