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So, my mission is to find out

what this new puppy is.

So you’re, like, on a spy mission?

Cool!

Yes!

Cool!

And if.

When I succeed.

I’ll become a Baby Corp legend.

Like Super Big Boss Baby,

Mega Boss Baby.

Seriously Big Boss Baby.

and him.

Now that’s a big, fat baby.

No, that’s Big Fat Boss Baby.

This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby.

He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant

in the history of the company.

Was?

What happened to him?

Retired, years ago.

But I still try and live up to his legend.

In every situation, I ask myself.

“W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D?

“What Would Super Colossal

Big Fat Boss Baby Do?

”

So that’s all you get?

Your picture on the wall?

Come here!

I’ll get a promotion.

The corner office.

with my own private potty.

Wow.

So when you’re done,

you’re coming back here?

A-S-A-P, T-i-m.

I’m not a family man.

I belong behind a desk.

That’s awesome!

I know, right?

Pew pew.

What?

So help me,

I will nail his diaper to the wall!

Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby.

that we sent down to the T empletons?

I don’t know.

You’re fired!

Oh, no.

You’re all fired!

The pet convention is in two days.

If he doesn’t come up with answers.

he is fired, retired!

Gone!

Tour’s over.

What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about?

She’s demanding actual results.

The pet convention is in two days, and I’ve got nothing!

That’s her!

Don’t answer it!

Stress nap!

If I don’t find out what that new puppy is and fast.

not only will I not get that promotion.

I could get fired!

Hey, relax.

I’m sure there’s other cool jobs for babies, right?

Meanwhile, two days goes by like that.

You better start packing.

What?

You don’t get it, Templeton.

If I’m fired, they’ll take away my formula.

I will turn into a normal baby.

and live here forever with you.

No!

Yes!

And I promise you this.

Every morning you wake up.

I’ll be there.

Every night, at dinner.

I’ll be there.

Every birthday party.

I’ll be there.

Every Christmas!

I’ll be there

Year after year after year.

We will grow old together.

You and I.

will be brothers.

Always.

No.

No, this is terrible!

I know.

This can’t be happening.

But it is!

You can’t stay here!

I can’t!

Don’t panic!

But it feels right!

I know, but we have to fix this.

We have to make sure you don’t get fired.

We?

We.

I will help you.

but just to get rid of you.

Deal?

Deal.

Here’s to never seeing you again.

Back at ya, baby.

Now let’s get to work.

Come on, come on, come on.

Slice!

No, no.

There’s nothing here about a new puppy.

Aren’t you gonna do any work?

I’m very busy delegating.

He drains it!

So once we find the file on the new puppy.

what do we do then?

Send in the baby ninjas?

Even better.

I’m going to write the perfect memo.

Boom!

Boom!

Wait.

What’s a memo?

A memo is something you write to give people information.

That’s your plan?

You’re gonna write a book report?

That’s so boring.

No, Templeton.

Memos are for important things.

A memo can bring people together.

A memo can be a call to arms a manifesto, a poem.

A memo can change the world.

When you explain it like that.

it still sounds boring.

You’ll learn, kid.

You’ll learn.

Wait a second.

This is it!

What?

What is it?

Check this out.

Take Your Kid to Work Day.

People take children to a place of business?

Why?

Because it’s awesome!

It’s disgusting.

Don’t you see?

We can get inside Puppy Co.

and find out what the new puppy is!

What’s the point?

You’re grounded.

Your parents aren’t going to take us anywhere.

You’re right.

They think we hate each other.

Hate is a strong word.

It’s the right word, but still.

We have to convince them that we’re actual brothers.

Right.

That we.

Loathe?

No.

Like!

No.

That we.

You don’t mean.

Love each other.

I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it.

Here comes the choo-choo train!

No.

Choo, choo, chugga, chugga No choo-choo!

Hold the train!

It looks like it’s already been eaten!

Who’s there?

I got a racket!

What’s going on in here?

I’m just feeding the baby.

They’re watching.

Choo-choo.

Okay.

Choo-choo on that.

I don’t wear nautical.

It’s not even Friday!

Come on, you’re putting this thing on!

You gonna make me?

You can’t make me, punk.

What have you done to me?

Stop!

Get back here!

No!

No way.

Come on!

Tim, what are you doing in here?

Oh, no.

Hey, what’s all the racket?

Isn’t he adorable?

I’ve got one for you, too!

Ahoy, matey!

What?

Bummer.

Smile!

Smile for the camera.

It makes me feel weak.

Who’s ticklish?

It doesn’t work on me.

Here?

I’m dead down there.

Come on, everyone has a tickle spot.

“‘I don’t think I’ll fit, ‘ said Gretel.

”

Come here, look at this.

“‘I could get in myself.

’

“And then, Hansel and Gretel.

“pushed the wicked old woman into the oven.

“And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death.”

Let me get this straight.

The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive.

Yeah.

No wonder kids are so messed up!

Getting along is exhausting.

Back at ya, Tim.

You should have seen your face in that picture.

You were all.

I’m not used to being tickled.

Once at a corporate retreat.

But those things always get weird.

What?

You’ve never been tickled?

What about your parents?

I’m sorry.

I forgot.

You didn’t have parents, did you?

Tim, I may look like a baby.

but I was born all grown up.

I can’t even imagine not being a kid.

You missed out on your whole childhood?

You never had someone to love you?

You can’t miss what you never had.

Wake up, little halflings!

Hey, Tim.

Wake up, buddy.

What?

Rise and shine!

Is something wrong?

Am I fired?

No, you’re late for work.

What?

It’s Take Your Kid to Work Day and you’re the kid.

You’re officially un-grounded.

Really?

Really.

Can the baby come, too?

I don’t see why not.

Yes!

Yeah!

I wish I was that excited for work.

Look, it’s my spatula.

Yeah, baby.

All right, gentlemen.

Welcome to Puppy Co.

Wow!

This is awesome!

And Tim, look!

They have a puppy pool and everything!

Isn’t that sanitary?

Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete?

No, thanks.

It’s probably too scary for the baby.

Nice call.

Your dad and I have some work to do.

You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us?

We’ll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone.

while we have a little Tim time.

Tim time?

Dad and I know we haven’t been able to do as much with you as we used to.

So, what do you say?