6بخش

Now, ladies,

the secret to deep fried butter.

is a healthy dab of margarine.

Hey, Mr. Lady Man!

The baby.

I think he’s sick!

You gotta do something!

Oh, the horror!

Templeton!

Delicious!

Gross!

It got in your mouth!

It got in my mouth, too!

I think I’m gonna be sick!

Swirly!

There’s only an hour before the plane takes off.

Let’s take the bike.

The bike?

I don’t know.

Let’s move!

Okay, but wait right here!

What?

Where are you going?

Templeton!

Always wear a helmet.

Too-da-loo, toilet head!

You’ll never catch us!

Staci!

Staci, come in!

Oh, Staci!

Is that you, boss?

Code red!

I’m being chased by a killer babysitter!

Gather the team!

On it, boss.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Code red.

Got it!

We got a code red.

Repeat.

We got a code red!

What are you doing, Templeton?

Go, go!

But that’s jaywalking!

Here, I’ll pay your ticket.

Go!

I think we lost him!

Oh, no, we didn’t!

Flower power!

Pow, pow, pow!

That’s my boy!

Poppy!

Run, run, run.

Uh-oh.

Run, run, run.

Tim, you’ve gotta go faster!

I can’t do it!

You can.

You’ve got it in you, Templeton.

Now, eyes ahead.

I said eyes ahead, son!

Buttocks up!

Now pedal like you mean it!

Either you run the day,

or the day runs you.

Good!

Uh-oh!

My training wheels!

I can’t ride without training wheels!

Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right!

What are you talking about?

The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton.

but rather a wild ride.

like a ship at sea.

And you’re a sea captain.

taming a turbulent ocean!

I’m a sea captain, taming the ocean!

Good!

Tree!

I’m gonna hit it!

Aim for failure, and you’ll always succeed.

What?

Aim away from failure!

I’m doing it.

I’m doing it!

Once success is a habit.

then it’s all downhill.

Look!

There they are!

Mom, Dad!

Train!

Choo-choo!

Stop!

What are you doing?

We’re gonna make it.

But I don’t have a quote for this!

You did it!

No!

We did it.

And all without your training wheels.

Coming through!

Baby on board!

Hang on to your diaper!

Duck and cover!

Hold it, buddy!

I’m gonna need a strip search on two.

There they are!

Mom, Dad!

Hey, not so fast!

Oh, no.

Templeton!

Hey!

Sorry!

Hey, where’d you go?

Oh, no!

Not again!

Not now!

What the.

No, no, no!

Come on!

I think I ate $1.75.

Excuse me, coming through!

Mom, Dad!

Hurry now!

Move!

We don’t wanna miss our flight!

No!

I warned you!

Wait!

No!

No.

Mom, Dad!

Stop!

No!

No, no, no.

They’re gone.

I failed.

I would’ve gotten to my parents if I didn’t have to go back for you!

What?

We would have been here in plenty of time.

if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid!

We’re never going to stop the launch on time.

Who cares?

My parents are in danger.

I care!

Baby Corp is going to go out of business.

That’s all you ever talk about.

You don’t even know what it’s like to be part of a family.

And you don’t know what it’s like to have a job!

You don’t know anything about hugs,

or bedtime stories, or special songs!

Oh, please!

Stop acting like a baby.

You’re a baby!

You take that back.

My life was perfect until you showed up!

Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual.

I wish I’d never met you!

I wish you’d never been born!

Where are you going?

Fine!

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Take these broken wings and learn to fly

All your life

You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone?

Timothy Leslie Templeton,

please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Leslie.

Hello?

It’s me.

Don’t hang up, Tim!

Tim, I wasn’t born.

I was hired.

What do you mean?

Baby Corp is the only home I’ve ever known.

So you’re right.

I don’t know what it’s like.

to be part of a family.

But I do care.

You do?

Yeah.

And the only way to save both

is to stop Francis Francis.

Yeah.

I can’t do this without you, Tim.

I need you.

I guess we do make a pretty good team.

No.

Literally, I can’t reach the door knobs.

Oh, right.

Don’t worry, Tim.

We’re gonna save your parents.

And your company.

But how do we get to Vegas now?

We’re gonna need a miracle.

Follow that Elvis!

Why?

Where there’s Elvis, there’s Vegas!

There’s another one!

And another one!

Elvises everywhere!

Tim, there’s our flight!

And there goes our ticket!

Hey!

Don’t be cruel!

Sorry!

Well, thank you!

Oh, baby!

Well, thank you very much.

Hello.

Hi.

Ticket please.

One moment.

It’s been stolen!

Impersonating an Elvis impersonator?

Get him!

Stop!

The ghost of Elvis!

We gotta find seats!

Come on, this way!