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Come on, punch monkeys!

Let’s get this on!

It’s-It’s not just punch monkeys.

It’s kick monkeys,

headbutt monkeys, low-blow monkeys,

bite monkeys, ab-tight monkeys!

Shoulders that punch!

Tails that crunch!

Deranged stranglers!

Strange danglers!

Fanged manglers!

Mouth-breathers!

Brain squeezers!

And a dude with.

weird eyes.

They seem to have

some kind of primitive language.

But you can’t speak it,

huh, smarty-pants?

Well, no.

But I’m sure

after a few months in captivity.

I can talk to them.

I’m fluent in punch monkey.

You are?

Impossible.

Oh, I really don’t want to do this.

It’s not a pretty language.

Pardon me, I’d like to ask.

I see.

So, what’s he saying?

They’re angry because Phil broke the terms of their contract!

Ludicrous!

We had no formal agreement, you chiselers!

Also, they want their bananas.

Yeah, bananas are delicious.

Why is that our problem?

And one more question.

Many moons ago,

their world was a paradise.

This is gonna be a long story.

“It was a time of much joy.

The water flowed freely.

The bananas grew in bunches.

We had art, politics.

economics.

but most of all, bananas.

So many bananas.

Then, at full moon,

the monster came for its bananas.

Yep.

Good times.

”

Wait.

Um, go back.

Yeah.

Did he say “monster”?

We are not going back!

As I was saying.

“Good times.

But then, for some strange reason,

the water went away.

After that, the bananas went away too.

But the monster didn’t go away.

No.

It came back for its bananas.

There were no bananas.

”

In summary, they really need those bananas.

Monsters, bananas.

I’ll tell you what their problem is.

Their water supply is dried up.

Tell them this word-for-word, Guy.

I, Phil Betterman, single-handedly

turned a desert into an oasis

by diverting water

from a high mountain source,

much like that.

one.

Wait, Guy, don’t translate that.

Too late.

It was all him!

He stole your water, ate your bananas

and ruined your society!

That’s it!

I will not be pelted!

Now, impertinent apes.

meet the full force of my intellect.

Look upon Betterman the toolmaker and despair!

Jab, jab.

Jab, jab, jab.

Way to go, Phil.

Way to go, Hope.

We lost the scent.

No, no, no!

Travel window!

Come on, come on.

It still works, everybody!

We are lost.

This is why you don’t follow cave people.

One more word out of.

We have forgotten the old ways,

the ways of the world when it was young,

and I was young,

when I was the queen matriarch

of a warrior tribe of wimmins.

The Thunder Sisters.

You got it, girl.

The Thunder Sisters.

We faced down danger

and kicked death in the crotch!

We don’t need the Thunder Sisters, Mom.

We need a way to find the men!

Oh, a way?

The Thunder Sisters always find a way!

Think you got one more flight

in you, old girl?

Oh, my goodness.

Fly, Wigasus, fly!

Go.

Go and find them, Wigasus.

That is it!

You are all crazy!

And you know what?

That hair’s not coming back.

It escaped.

Which is what we need to be doing, Dawn.

Getting away from these crazy.cave people!

Mom!

You came barging into our lives uninvited,

without even wiping

your disgusting feet!

And peeping Thunk over here, with his dumb window.

This show is for older kids.

And that flea-infested rat baby!

You dumb baby.

Okay.

I’m gonna kill her.

Hey, hey, hey.

Chill.

And you!

Taking my daughter outside the wall, giving her scars and stupid ideas!

Mom!

Don’t talk to my friend that way.

And I’m glad Guy came to his senses

and realized he doesn’t belong

with a cave girl.

He belongs with us,

the Bettermans!

Let’s go, Dawn!

Mom, where are you going?

Got to get away!

Oh, no.

What is that?

Eep!

Get him, Eep!

Get him!

Mom!

There she is!

We’re coming for you, ice lady!

Kill circle!

Come on, stabby.

Time to get stabbing.

Guys, wait a minute.

Everyone lower your weapons.

Dawn What is she doing?

Trust her.

Lower your weapons.

Come here, little guy.

You can come out.

Yeah.

It’s okay.

You got it.

This isn’t a monster.

It’s a mom

who was just afraid for her baby

and being protective,

and maybe a bit, uh, rude.

And maybe she just didn’t realize that the outsiders weren’t a threat

but actually.

friends.

And that maybe,

the wolf spiders and outsiders

could live in beautiful harmony togetherin their tree house!

I mean ice cave.

You got all that

just from looking at them?

Perhaps the window

by which I view the world is flawed.

I’m gonna go pet them.

Oh, look,

they’re hugging me with their teeth!

Guy.

Eep?

Guy.

Eep, you came back!

No.

You made your choice.

No.

That’s not what I wanted!

Enjoy your Tomorrow!

Eep!

Come back!

No!

Grug, do you mind?

I’m trying to think!

Well, I’m trying to get out of here

before that monster shows up!

There’s no monster,

you bonehead.

They just want to scare us.

That’s it!

Time to strike fear

into the hearts of these apes.

Look upon Betterman the fire maker and despair!

Flame, flame!

Great.

Now they have spears and fire.

Guy, he just gave the monkeys fire!

You ready?

And shake.

And shake!

And shake, and shake, and shake,

and shake, and shake!

Hey, Gran?

Are you sure this is safe?

Don’t worry.

It won’t hurt much.

Where’s Eep?

She went off to get more firewood.

I’m gonna go find her.

Ugga, help me.

Eep?

Eep?