7بخش

Oh, hey!

I’m just.

I’m just getting some firewood.

I think you’ve got it covered.

Do you wanna take a break

from beating up the forest?

Are you ready to talk about it?

I can’t believe he would choose a tree over me.

I don’t think it’s that simple.

Guy knew the Bettermans when he was little.

They’re the closest thing

he has to a family.

Every time I’ve been hurt before.

I’ve gotten a mark I can see.

This hurts so much,

and I can’t even see it.

I can see it.

Doesn’t matter.

We’re just too different.

I don’t even care.

Eep, if something hurts this much,

maybe it means you do care.

Maybe it’s something worth fighting for.

So, what are you gonna do about it?

Mom, you sure you don’t wanna join us?

It’s really warm in here.

Uh, I’m not really a sleep-pile person.

I have a shawl to keep me warm.

That’s okay.

I’ll just use the travel basket to shield mys.

Aw, come on!

It’s cozy, isn’t it?

Told ya.

Hey, um, Ugga?

Eep?

Hi.

I just wanna say, um.

that I have been terrible.

After everything I did and said,

you still saved me.

Why?

Well, we always say

the pack stays together.

Unofficial motto.

It’s okay.

No.

It is not okay.

I was awful.

It’s fine.

I tried to steal Guy from you.

It’s okay.

And I gave you a passive-aggressive basket.

Yeah, that was weird.

Who does that?

And your daughter, obviously, is not a rat baby.

She’s beautiful.

She is a beautiful human baby.

And.

Enough!

Where’s Guy?

I think I’m his new pet.

Oh, that’s rough.

What’s he saying, Guy?

The aged wise one has decreed,

because we have no bananas

for the monster,

you will be.

I think I can translate from here, Guy.

They’re saying the oafish caveman

will grow bananas for them,

watering the fields with his bitter tears.

And naturally,

they want me to supervise.

Not what they said.

You can’t speak punch monkey.

Can I not?

Monkeys, I have mastered your zesty

and expressive language.

No, you haven’t.

Let me talk a little punch monkey.

Phil Betterman is so smart, he’s stupid!

Oh, what do you have to say

to this witty rejoinder?

You know what?

Let me fix this.

Do you mind?

Can I take this?

Thanks.

Do not interrupt me!

You stop interrupting me!

Will you two stop it?

I’m trying to get us out of this!

I’m in good with these monkeys.

I have a job!

And you two, you’re gonna mess it up!

Like you mess up everything!

Like you messed up

my beautiful teenage romance.

Guy, son, please understand.

It’s Grug’s fault.

Huh?

Get him, Guy!

I am not on your side!

Yeah, he’s with me!

I’m not on yours either!

I recognize those broad shoulders.

Oh, Eep, you came for me.

Boop.

What are you doing?

Where you going, Phil?

No man cave here.

You can hide from your family.

but you can’t hide from me.

Well, your precious pack.

is glad you’re gone.

because you smother them.

Well, you built a wall around your family.

But you also built a wall

around your heart.

You know what you are?

I’ll tell you what you are.

You’re.

A bad Father!

Words as weapons?

You’re just a cave girl.

It’s called a shower.

Try it.

I told her to take a shower.

Who does that?

You did.

Oh, Eep.

Congratulations, Phil.

You hit me where it hurts.

Likewise.

Hey, Phil!

Hey!

Hello, Grug!

Grug, am I hallucinating?

No.

Guy’s a giant banana.

What the monkeys were trying to say

was that we’re gonna be sacrificed

to the monster at full moon tonight.

She’s still waiting out there.

I’m not sure her hair is coming back.

How long was I out for?

What are you guys all staring at?

Mom!

Your hair!

It’s massive and wild,

and I love it.

Thanks.

Gran, your hair!

What?

It’s temporary.

No!

It’s flying this way!

Wigasus has returned!

Get off me.

Get to the point.

Punch monkeys.

I hate punch monkeys.

Wigasus says the men

have been taken over yonder.

Great.

What’s the plan?

What would the Thunder Sisters do?

All right, Thunder Sisters!

If we’re gonna rescue these men,

there’s something we’re gonna need.

A window?

No.

A catchy chant?

No!

Each other.

“Each” what?

No!

New tribe names.

Sandy, you shall be called “Seeker.

”

Eep, “Fire Heart.

”

Ugga, “Blood Horn.

”

Thunk, you’re.

“Thunk.

”

Smart girl whose name I don’t remember.

I’m Dawn.

No!

You are “Sister Sunset.

”

And you are “Bog Water.

”

My name’s “Bog Water”?

I thought of it before you had cool hair.

I am Bog Water!

Hey, Sister Sunset.

Yeah, Fire Heart?

You see those wolf spiders?

Yeah.

Wanna ride them?

Yeah!

Thunder Sisters.

Thunder Sisters!

Thunder Sisters!

Thunder Sister!

Thunder Sisters!

Oh, it went in my mouth.

Well,

I guess this is it.

Phil, I’m sorry I ate your bananas.

I suppose perhaps

I have made mistakes too.

Like weaponizing these monkeys?

Well, yeah.

Or stealing their water?

And teaching them to tie these knots?

Well, their knots were atrocious!

I just wish that I’d been able

to see Eep one more time.

I spent my whole life searching

for a place my parents wanted me to find,

and I found it.

But now, all I can think about is Eep.

My best friend.

my first and only love.

You know, your parents

loved you very much.

I think all they wanted for you was to.

find happiness.

And if there’s one thing I know,

it’s that you and Eep

make each other happy.

Guy,

there’s no one I’d rather my daughter

spend her Tomorrow with than you.

Guy, I too give you permission

to start a home with Grug’s daughter.

That’s not how it works.

But it is appreciated.

And you two twits are the closest thing

I have to fathers.

Thanks, son.

We’re not so different after all, Grug.

We’re two profoundly foolish fathers

obsessed with bananas.

about to die

an incredibly ironic death.