3بخش

Uh-oh.

Oh, good.

No, that ain’t right.

We look like bad guys, incompetent bad guys!

Freeze!

Freeze!

I’m thirsty.

I said freeze!

I’m just getting a drink.

Alright, you’ve had your drink.

Now, I want you to…

I know.

I know.

Freeze.

Police officers!

That was way too close.

We are not doing that again.

Verify you want to switch targets?

Over.

Trust me.

This is the one he’s been looking for.

I thought you’d be back by 11:00.

I said I’d be back later.

I assumed you’d be back later.

If you came back at all,

you’d be “back later”.

Well, I’m back, okay?

Is this rubble?

It was just a little workout.

Just to stay loose.

You know how I feel about that, Bob.

Darn you!

We can’t blow cover again.

The building was coming down anyway.

What?

You knocked down a building?

It was on fire.

Structurally unsound.

It was coming down anyway.

Tell me you haven’t been listening to the police scanner again?

Look, I performed a public service.

You act like that’s a bad thing.

It is a bad thing, Bob!

Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a bad thing.

We live in the glory days is better than acting like they didn’t happen!

Yes!

They happened!

But this, our family,is what’s happening now, Bob.

And you are missing this!

I can’t believe you don’t want to go to your own son’s graduation.

It’s not a graduation.

He’s moving from fourth to the fifth grade.

It’s a ceremony!

It’s psychotic!

They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional.

This is not about you, Bob.

It’s about Dash.

You want to do something for Dash?

Then let him actually compete.

Let him go out for sports!

I will not be made the enemy here!

You know why we can’t do that.

Because he’d be great.

This is not about you!

All right, Dash.

I know you’re listening.

Come on out.

Vi?

You, too, young lady.

Come on.

Come on out.

It’s okay, kids.

We’re just having a discussion.

Pretty loud discussion.

Yeah, but that’s okay.

Because what’s important is that Mommy and I are always a team.

We’re always united against, uh, the forces of…

Pigheadedness?

I was gonna say evil or something.

We’re sorry we woke you.

Everything’s okay.

Go back to bed.

It’s late.

Good night, Mom.

Night, Dad.

Good night.

In fact, we should all be in bed.

Request claim on claim numbers 158183.

Haven’t you got him yet?

Where is he?

Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.

Now?

Now.

Sit down, Bob.

I’m not happy, Bob.

Not happy.

Ask me why.

Okay.

Why?

Why what?

Be specific, Bob.

Why are you unhappy?

Your customers make me unhappy.

What, you’ve gotten complaints?

Complaints I can handle.

What I can’t handle is your customers’ inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare’s inner workings!

They’re experts.

Experts, Bob!

Exploiting every loophole,

dodging every obstacle!

They’re penetrating the bureaucracy!

Did I do something illegal?

No.

Are you saying we shouldn’t help our customers?

The law requires that I answer no.

We’re supposed to help people.

We’re supposed to help our people!

Starting with our stockholders, Bob.

Who’s helping them out, huh?

You know, Bob,

a company.

Is like an enormous clock.

Is like an enormous…

Yes.

Precisely.

It only works if all the little cogs

mesh together.

Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,

well-lubricated and wound tight.

The best clocks have jewel movements,

cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

I’m being metaphorical, Bob.

You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?

Bob?

Bob?

Look at me when I’m talking to you, Parr.

That man out there, he needs help.

Do not change the subject, Bob.

We’re discussing your attitude.

He is getting mugged!

Well, let’s hope we don’t cover him.

I’ll be right back.

Stop right now or you’re fired!

Close the door.

Get over here, now.

I’m not happy, Bob.

Not happy.

He got away.

Good thing, too.

You were this close to losing your.

Uh-oh.

Please report to operating room 722 immediately.

How is he?

He’ll live.

I’m fired, aren’t I?

You think?

What can I say, Rick?

Nothing you haven’t said before.

Someone was in trouble.

Someone’s always in trouble.

I had to do something.

Yeah, every time you say those words,

it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob.

It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer’s dollars.

I know.

We gotta pay to keep the company quiet.

We gotta pay damages, erase memories,

relocate your family.

Every time it gets harder.

Money, money, money.

We can’t keep doing this, Bob.

We appreciate what you did in the old days,

but those days are over.

From now on, you’re on your own.

Listen, Bob.

Maybe I could relocate you,

you know, for old times’ sake.

No, I can’t do that to my family again.

Everyone just got settled out.

I’ll make it work.

Thanks.

Take care of yourself.

What are you waiting for?

I don’t know.

Something amazing, I guess.

Me, too, kid.

Huh?

“Hold still”?

Match, Mr. Incredible.

Room is secure.

Commence message.

Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Yes, we know who you are.

Rest assured, your secret is safe with us.

My name is Mirage.

We have something in common.

According to the government, neither of us exist.

Please pay attention, as this message

is classified and will not be repeated.

I represent a top secret division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have need of your unique abilities.

Something has happened at our remote testing facility.

Honey!

Huh?

What?

Dinner’s ready.

Okay.

It is contained within an isolated area,it threatens to ‘cause incalculable damage to itself and our facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars…

Is someone in there?

It’s the TV, trying to watch.

Because of its sensitive nature.

Well, stop trying.

It’s time for dinner.

One minute!

If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary.

Call the number on the card.

Voice-matching will be used to ensure security.

The supers aren’t gone, Mr. Incredible.

You’re still here.

You can still do great things.

Or you can listen to police scanners.

Your choice.

You have 24 hours to respond.

Think about it.