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Uh-oh.

You are one distracted guy.

Am I?

I don’t mean to be.

I know you miss being a hero

and your job is frustrating…

I just want you to know how much it means to me

that you stay at it anyway.

Honey?

About the job?

What?

Something’s happened.

What?

The, uh.

What?

The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.

A conference?

Out of town.

And I’m just gonna be gone for a few days.

They’ve never sent you to a conference before.

This is good, isn’t it?

Yes.

You see?

They’re finally recognizing your talents.

You’re moving up.

Yes.

Honey!

This is wonderful!

Yes, it is.

Hello?

This is Mr. Incredible.

I’m in.

The Omnidroid 9000

is a top secret prototype battle robot.

Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it’s confronted with.

And, unfortunately.

Let me guess.

It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.

We lost control.

And now it’s loose in the jungle, threatening our facility.

We’ve had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.

How am I going in?

The Omnidroid’s defenses necessitate an air drop from 5,000 feet.

Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track.

Although we’re pretty sure it’s on the Southern half of the island.

One more thing.

Obviously it represents a significant investment.

You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.

You are Mr. Incredible.

I’ve got to warn you,

it’s a learning robot.

Every moment you spend fighting it, only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.

Shut it down.

Do it quickly.

Don’t destroy it.

And don’t die.

Great.

Thanks.

Showtime.

Huh?

Hmm.

Uh-oh.

Surprising, we must bring him back.

Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner.

Most important, keep things light.

Praise him.

Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities.

Am I overdressed?

Actually, you look rather dashing.

I take it our host is.

I’m sorry.

He won’t be dining with us tonight.

He hopes you’ll understand.

Of course.

I do usually make it a point to know who I’m working for.

He prefers a certain amount of anonymity.

Surely, you of all people understand that.

I was just wondering,

of all the places to settle down, why live…

With a volcano?

He’s attracted to power.

So am I.

It’s a weakness we share.

Seems a bit unstable.

I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.

Aren’t we all?

Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.

Everything at the table was grown right here.

How does it compare?

Everything’s delicious.

Jeez.

Hurry, honey.

Or you’ll be late for work.

Have a great day, honey.

Thanks.

Help customers, climb ladders.

Bring bacon.

All that…

You have an appointment?

I’m an old friend.

I just wanted to…

All visitors are required…

Get back.

Go check the electric fence or something.

What is it?

Who are you?

What do you want?

My God, you’ve gotten fat.

Come in.

Come, come.

Yes, things are going quite well.

Quite well.

My God, no complaints.

But, you know, it is not the same.

Not the same at all.

Weren’t you in the news?

Some show in Prayge.

Prague?

Milan, darling Milan.

Supermodels.

Nothing super about them.

Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures

with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Feh!

I used to design for gods.

But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh?

I was surprised to get your call.

E, I just need a patch job.

Hmm.

This is megamesh.

Outmoded, but very sturdy.

And you’ve torn right through it!

What have you been doing, Robert?

Moonlighting hero work?

Must have happened a long time ago.

I see.

This is a hobo suit, darling.

You can’t be seen in this.

I won’t allow it!

Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?

What do you mean?

You designed it.

I never look back, darling.

It distracts from the now.

You need a new suit.

That much is certain.

A new suit?

Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?

You can’t!

It’s impossible!

I’m far too busy.

So ask me now,

before I again become sane.

Wait.

You want to make me a suit?

You push too hard, darling!

But I accept.

It will be bold.

Dramatic!

Yeah.

Heroic!

Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!

Oh!

He had a great look!

Oh,

the cape and the boots.

No capes!

Isn’t that my decision?

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Tall, storm powers.

Nice man.

Good with kids.

Listen, E.

November 15th of ‘58.

All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.

Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb.

Stratogale!

April 23rd, ‘57.

Cape caught in a jet turbine.

You can’t generalize about these things.

Meta-Man Express elevator.

Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.

Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.

No capes!

Now, go on.

Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.

You know I’m retired from hero work.

As am I, Robert.

Yet, here we are.

E, I only need a patch job For sentimental reasons.

Fine.

I will also fix the hobo suit.

You’re the best of the best, E.

Yes, I know, darling.

I know.