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Oh, Duke.

Duke, Katie is not—

Katie’s gonna be so upset when she sees that.

Katie’s gonna flip out—

When she sees how you trashed her whole place.

Oh, it’s just one vase.

Is it, Duke?

Is it?

Oh, that’s a shame.

What are you doing?

Whoa, what am I doing?

Nothing.

I’m a cute little doggy.

Katie knows I wouldn’t do anything like this.

No, no.

Whoa!

Mmm.

This could only be the work of a dangerous stray, who hasn’t laid down a foundation of trust.

You’re the new dog.

And, Duke, what’d you go and do this for?

I’m gonna—

What?

Bite me?

Rip my face off?

Perfect.

Wait till Katie finds out.

Oh!

Help, Katie!

Thank goodness you’re here.

I tried to stop him, but he’s crazy!

Now, sit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Lay down.

Good boy.

Hi, Max.

Hey, Gidget.

Who’s your new roommate?

Is it a girl dog or a boy dog?

Not that I care.

It doesn’t matter to me.

Oh, that’s nobody, Gidget.

He’s just visiting.

Yeah, he’s gonna be gone soon.

Hey, what’s up?

Oh, hi.

Your hat is the best hat I’ve ever seen.

Hey.

Uh, excuse me.

Genius!

You forgot my leash.

Never mind.

Hey, fellas, how’s it—

Hey, fellas, how’s it—

Hey, fellas—

Oh, uh—

Say, Duke—

Yes?

Be a good lad and bring me a stick, won’t you?

It would please me to chew on a stick just now.

You heard me.

Fetch.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Nah, not that one.

That one doesn’t please me.

Find a really good one, Duke.

Yeah, that’s it.

Hey, Max.

Boy!

Oh, wow.

There are a ton of sticks over here, Max!

You should come over and look at them.

Yeah, I wanna make sure I grab you the right one.

Well, that’s very, uh, thoughtful.

DUKE: Look at all these sticks!

MAX: Whoa!

Help!

Help!

Hey, did you hear that?

Butterfly!

Butterfly!

Butterfly!

Let’s get it!

Wha— What’s—

Huh?

Whoa!

MAX: Help!

Help!

So long!

MAX: Don’t leave me here!

Didn’t have to be this way, Max.

MAX: Wait!

No hard feelings!

MAX: Duke!

Please!

Oy!

What’s going on here?

Mind your own business.

Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?

I had a fight.

All right?

With a big, stupid dog.

He lost.

Oh, you’re headed into dangerous territory there, kitty-cat.

I’d watch your tone, sunshine.

You know what I’m gonna do?

I’m gonna cut you into string, ball you up, and then bat you around for hours in a game that only I understand.

Oh, very nice.

I’ll take that!

Wha—

Ooh!

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You want to start with me, little raisin?

Okay.

Get your umbrellas out, kitties, because here they come!

The thunder and the lightning!

Right down on your face!

Gosh, there are a lot of you up there.

I’m talking about the thunder and the lightning that’s coming down on all of your collective faces!

Attack on three—Two—

I just remembered I gotta be somewhere!

That guy, huh?

Am I right?

Okay.

You know what?

I’m just gonna—

No offense, but good-bye!

Whoa!

Hey!

You little—

Duke?

You came back?

Run!

It’s the po-po!

Scram!

Wait!

Two, four, six, eight—

Hmm—

See you tomorrow, Guillermo!

You know it.

Ten—

Eh, okay.

Right.

Uh-huh.

Sheez, did you see that?

Yeah, I saw it.

Throw it with your arm, you lazy weirdo!

I would not fetch that.

I’m old-school.

Thanks a lot, Duke.

I don’t like to use this phrase because it’s offensive to our kind, but you are a bad dog!

Katie’s not going to like this.

I can’t go to the pound.

What?

What’s wrong with you?

Well, Katie just—

She just got me out of the pound.

And if I go back—

Max, it’s the end of the line for me.

Yes!

Mmm—

Why?

Why?

What’s the matter, Maria?

Maria, your face, it wears a thousand sorrows.

What is wrong?

Oh, I have come face-to-face with the worst thing in the world.

What?

Oh, tell me, Maria.

T ell me now!

I cannot bear another moment without knowing!

Loneliness.

Max!

Max!

Max?

Huh?

Hey, I see you, squirrel!

This is not your area!

We marked that tree!

Don’t you try and hide!

I can see— Oh!

What was that?

How dare you!

GIDGET: Guys, where’s Max?

Nobody likes you, squirrels!

Guys, seriously, where is Max?

Calm down, girl.

He’s right—

Huh.

He is gone.

Oh, it’s fine.

I heard him screaming after he disappeared into those bushes.

Max is gone?

This is bad.

This is so bad.

Maria, if he is your true love you must go to him!

Save him!

Save him!

Yes!

Yes!

Save my true love!

I’m coming, Max!

Hi, Chloe.

If anyone asks, I’m on my way to the roof to look for Max.

Okay, bye-bye.

DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa.

You see that?

Yeah, give me a second.

Oh!

Hey, there, cute little bunny.

Whatcha doing in the middle of the road?

MAN 2: Bunny!

What’s going on?

What the—

Save yourself!

Shut it, human!

Let’s do this!

Now!

Now!

Yeah!

Get off me!

Wait up!

Get off me, pig!

Get off!

Ow!

Ow!

BOTH: Whoa—

What’s happening?

I don’t know!

Ripper!

Ripper, where you at?

Let’s go, Ripper!

I’m busting you outta here!

The revolution has begun!

Liberated forever!

Domesticated never!

Yeah!

Who’s driving this thing?

Whoo!

Ha, ha!

Let’s go!

Let’s go!

Let’s go!

Who are you guys?

Huh?

Who are we?

Who are we?

We are the Flushed Pets—

Thrown away by our owners and now we are out for revenge!

It’s like a club, but with biting and scratching.

Take us with you!

I don’t think so, pets.

Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you.

You chose your side.

And now you’re gonna burn.

No!

Stop!

Who you calling “pets”?

I ain’t no pet!

You got it all wrong!

We’re just like you guys.

We hate humans.

Yeah!

That’s right!

Hate them.

Oh, man, don’t get me started on people.

Am I right, Duke?

Yeah, that’s why we burned our collars, man!

We burned them to the ground!

And killed our owners!

Yeah— Wait a minute, that’s too far maybe?

No, they dig it.

Yes, we whacked them.

Yeah, that’s right!

Bang, bang with our own paws!

If I had a dime for every owner I killed—

Oh, yeah!

I’d have a dime.

Because I just killed the one.

Ooh-whoo!

Oh, y’all cold-blooded.

Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky.

He died, though.

RIP, Ricky!

The truth is, the struggle could use some more muscle.

All right, look,

I’ll tell you what.

We’ll bust the both of you out of here.

But understand this.

From now on, you work for me.

That’s fine.

Sounds like a fun challenge.

All right, guys, let’s do this!

To the sewers!

The sewers?

What are y’all waiting for?

I’m not playing.

I said—

To the sewers!

SNOWBALL: Long live the revolution, suckers!

I can do it.

Oh!

Max?

Max?

Max.

Oh, where are you, Max?

TIBERIUS: Looks like you could use a little help.

Who said that?

TIBERIUS: Over here.

In this dark and foreboding shed.

Uh—

Hello?

I can see for miles.

If you let me out,

I’ll find your friend.

Wow!

Really?

Oh!

You’re so sweet.

You’re sweet, too.

Thanks, stranger.

But not too sweet.

There’s also a salty, gamey thing going on.

Yeah, that’s me.

Come on, let’s get you out of that shed.

Yeah, that’s it.

Just step over the pile of bones.

Pile of bones.

Okay, will do.

I sure hope Max is safe.

You’re a very thoughtful food.

“Food”?

I didn’t say that.

I said “friend.”

I meant food—Friend.

You know what I meant.

I’m sure lucky I found you, uh—

Tiberius.

And, yes, this is a very good thing for you, this whole “meeting me” thing.

Take off my hood.