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Ah!

The chain!

Oh!

You tried to eat me!

I’m sorry.

You should be sorry.

You deserve to be locked up.

You’re a bad, bad bird.

I can’t help it.

I was born with killer instincts.

That is just no excuse.

You’re right.

Even for a predator, I’m selfish.

I’m a selfish predator.

It’s no wonder

I have no friends.

Nobody.

This is hopeless.

Oh, don’t—

There’s no need to cry.

I’m sorry that I yelled at you before.

Please, take off the chain.

This time I’ll help you I promise.

Tiberius—

This is gonna sound completely horrible, but, um—

I don’t fully trust you.

Oh, no, no, no—

But, I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

And you are just a lonely, old bird.

And you do have weird manners because you live in a weird shed on a roof.

So, I’ll tell you what.

If you find Max—

I’ll be your best friend.

Best friend?

You and me?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Yes!

That sounds nice.

Let’s do this.

Okay.

Ah—

So, what does this Max look like?

Brown and white.

He’s a short-hair, roguishly handsome.

He’s got a sparkle in his eye.

He sounds dreamy.

You have no idea.

I mean, what?

Whatever.

Shut up.

Mmm-mmm.

If my owner comes put on the hood and pretend to be me.

Okay, thank you!

Ugh!

The smell is disgusting—ly good.

This is all so great.

Love it here.

What’s— The—Pass— Word?

Password?

Look!

Look at me.

I am your leader.

The leader does not recite the password.

The leader makes up the password, idiots.

Everybody, I’m making up a new password right now.

The new password is—“Don’t ask the leader for the password!”

Follow me.

Welcome to the underbelly, brothers.

Home of the Flushed Pets.

Brothers and sisters!

As you see, I’ve returned from the surface with two new recruits.

These guys are owner-killers!

Hey, hey!

Settle down!

Guys, I want you to tell them how you did it.

Go ahead.

Tell them the whole story about how you took out your owner.

Don’t leave out nothing.

We love gory detail, here.

Oh, yeah!

Tell us!

Right.

So, tell them, Max.

Okay, so.

I was like—

Well, we were like—

Take that!

Yeah!

Stupid owner.

So, that’s who you’re dealing with.

That story bored me to death.

Boring!

Give us detail!

Okay.

Max?

Okay, well, uh—

So, there’s this thing in the kitchen—

Yeah.

Table!

It’s flat.

Toaster!

And then round on just the end of it.

A spoon?

Yes, a spoon!

Exactly.

You can’t hurt someone with a spoon.

You scoop with a spoon.

How many people wanna know how to kill somebody with a spoon?

FLUSHED ANIMALS: I do!

Oh, yeah!

Okay.

Uh, well—We used the spoon—

Hit a button on the machine on the counter—

Right, and it’s got those—

The, uh, you know.

Those blades.

The, uh— It’s got blades!

Was it a blender?

You blended somebody?

He talking about the blender, guys.

Oh, please, tell me it was a blender!

Hey, buddy, I don’t ask what it’s called, we just kill with it.

But it was a blender.

Whoo!

Do y’all hear this?

You know who was like this?

Ricky!

Rest in peace!

Ricky was the only soldier I had that was ready to kill humans on sight.

Everybody else need a pep talk.

Not these two brothers.

See, all of us have suffered at the hands of man.

I mean, take me for instance.

I was a magician’s rabbit for kids’ parties.

But then bunny tricks went out of style.

So, what did my owner do?

My owner went and left magic behind and made me disappear—

From his life!

Uh-huh.

I lived in a tattoo parlor!

The trainees used to practice on me!

Until they ran out of space!

I mean, yes, humans say they love us.

But then they turn around and throw us out like garbage.

Ain’t that right, Sea-Monkeys?

It’s not our fault we don’t look like the ad!

Yeah!

All right, you guys are joining the brotherhood.

It’s initiation time!

FLUSHED ANIMALS: Oh, yeah!

The what?

I’m sorry, what time?

Summon the Viper!

Uh, is this Viper poisonous?

Because I should warn you, I’m very allergic to poison!

Ow!

All right.

Show her!

Max’s collar!

Where is he?

What happened to him?

I ain’t saying nothing!

You’re gonna tell us where Max is.

And you’re gonna tell us now!

Is this supposed to scare me?

I’m a cat.

I land on my feet.

Does it always happen?

Because your head looks like it’s taken a lot of landings.

Do you want me to cut you?

Because I’ll cut you this way and that You’ll look like a waffle.

Okay.

He’s too stupid to talk, and too ugly to eat.

I’m done playing nice!

Where is Max?

Ow.

Tell me!

Ooh!

Let me finish— Ow!

Help me!

Ow!

Don’t look at him. Look at me.

Nobody can help you!

Where is Max?

Okay!

Okay!

He’s in the sewers!

He got taken!

Please!

Have mercy—

Adorable puffy dog!

ALL: Snake bite!

Snake bite!

Snake bite!

As proof of your allegiance you will now receive the bite of a one-fanged, half-blind Viper fueled by a diet of anti-human rage!

Who wants to go first?

Uh— Okay, here’s the thing, though.

Tiny Dog.

Can I call you “Tiny Dog”?

It fits you Let’s admit that.

Look.

Between you and the fat dog, I like you the best.

Oh, thank you!

Tiny Dog’s gonna go first.

Everybody, TD’s going first!

No, no, no.

Tiny Dog does not want to go first.

Take the fat dog!

Snake bite!

No, no, no.

Stop!

Snake bite!

Snake bite!

Snake bite!

No, no, no, no.

NITRO: Stop!

What are you doing initiating a couple domestics?

Domestics?

Yeah.

We just jumped those two in the alley.

Slashed off their collars.

No, no, no.

That’s not true.

You said you burned your collars.

Well, “burned,” “lost,” “had them stolen by cats.”

It’s all just words, really, isn’t it?

You don’t deserve to be marked by the Viper.

Oh, no.

We’ll just show ourselves out.

You deserve to be eaten by the Viper.

Get those leash lovers!

Hold on.

Go get them, Duke.

Whoa!

Oh—

Uh, fellas, that was an accident.

You squished the sacred Viper!

He’s a flapjack.

Oh, Viper!

Viper, you in a better place!

You and Ricky!

You ain’t never did nothing to nobody!

Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper.

So, technically, you might actually deserve this.

This might be something that was long overdue.

But it shouldn’t have came like this.

Not on my watch.

Get them!

Oh, no!

Come on!

Ah!

Wait up, Duke!

Hyah!

We’re sorry.

Can this be over now?

We’ve got a problem.

We have so many problems.

Which one do you mean at this moment?

SNOWBALL: Stop running, dummies!

Stop it right now!

Hold your breath!

Hold my breath?

Ah!

Get them!

This is my least favorite part of this whole thing so far!

Friends!

I am afraid that I have some terrible news.

The squirrels are gonna take over the world!

I knew it!

I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.

No.

We’re not doing the squirrel thing right now.

That’s not—

No!

Max is missing!

He’s out there somewhere.

Lost.

Scared.

So, so handsome.

We have got to find him and bring him home!

But the outside world is loud and scary.

Ooh!

Is that a hawk?

GIDGET: This is my friend, Tiberius.

He’s going to help us.

He’s not going to eat us.

We’ve already been over it.

Come on, Gidget.

We go out there without a leash—

We’ll get caught by a net.

Or something worse!

Yeah, like a hawk!

We’re wasting time!

Max needs us!

Come on, girl, Max doesn’t even know you’re alive.

Well, I don’t care!

I love him!

I love him with all of my heart!

And I’m gonna go look for Max, no matter who’s with me.

So—

Who’s with me?

All right, fine.

Fine.

Oh, come on, guys.

I can’t believe you.

When I got my claws caught in the curtains who pulled me down?

Max did.

Buddy, Mel.

When you were fixed, who taught you to sit the comfortable way?

Max did!

Max did!

Max did.

He did it!

And when that random cat tried to eat Sweetpea who saved him?

It wasn’t a random cat.

It was you.

The identity of the random cat is not the point.

We’re talking about who saved him!

Max did!

We gotta save him.

We gotta go save Max!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Let’s go save Max!

Uh, which one is Max, again?

Um—

Tiberius!

No!

Bad, bad bird.

Nice little guy.

Nice little guy.

I like this bird.

Crazy bird.

Come on!

We gotta get to shore.

I only know the doggy paddle!

And I don’t know it well!

Swim, Tiny Dog.

Swim!

Duke!

Help!

Max, grab the ring!

I can’t!

DUKE: Keep it up, Max!

You’re doing—

Well, you’re not doing great.

But you’re not drowning, and that’s something!