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You’re almost there!

Thanks, Duke.

No problem.

Finally I’m going home.

Oh.

Isn’t home that way?

Ah!

Seriously?

They’re going to Brooklyn.

They say everyone’s going to Brooklyn these days.

It’s making a real comeback.

I’m not talking about hipster real estate trends.

I’m talking about vengeance, Tattoo!

Death is coming to Brooklyn.

And it’s got buck teeth and a cotton tail.

Let’s go!

Whee!

Hi, how are you?

ALL: Chug!

Chug!

Chug!

What is this crazy joint?

This is Pops’ place.

His owner is never home, so it’s kind of a hot spot.

Pops knows everyone in this city.

If he agrees to help us, Max is as good as found.

Cool!

Fabulous!

Tell me you got that!

Oh, heck yes, I did.

What’s up, Peanut?

Hey, Buddy.

You see Pops around here?

Yeah, he’s over there.

Hey, Pops.

Mud and sweet potatoes.

Pops!

Who’s that?

What?

Oh, hey, Buddy.

How you been, old-timer?

Paralyzed.

Great!

Listen, Mr. Pops, our friend Max was taken.

Last we heard, he was lost in the sewers.

Buddy said that maybe you could help us.

You know, I do know a guy in the sewers,but, ah, I don’t go out anymore.

What a waste of time.

Who said that?

Oh, I said it.

By the way, I meant no offense, I just—

Have you seen yourself?

Welly-well, well, well—

Looky what we apparently have here.

Meezy would like to have a look-see.

Myron!

Brows!

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Me like what me see.

Well, what me can see.

It’s all an attractive blur.

Uh— Little lady, this is my city.

I’ll find your friend.

All right, party’s over!

Myron!

Vacuum!

So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel?

Dude, I’m a cat.

Well, nobody’s perfect.

I’m so hungry.

Oh, man.

Would you look at that sandwich!

All right.

Time to work the gift.

No, no, no!

Okay, this’ll be fine.

We’re fine.

We can find our way home.

We are descended from the mighty wolf!

We have raw, primal instincts that are mere moments away from kicking in and leading us home!

I cannot wait!

Here it comes!

Anything?

No.

Wait!

Oh, I—

No.

I don’t know, Duke.

Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just wrong.

Maybe one puppy asked his mom, “Where did we come from?”

And the mom said, “Woof.”

And the kid was like “Oh, wolves?”

And she was like, “Yeah, fine.”

Sausage.

Huh?

You smell that?

Oh, man, it is.

Sausage!

Well, then, what are we waiting for?

We’re coming for you, baby!

Lower the ramp, dummy.

Who are they?

This is Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe.

And, of course, my girlfriend Rhonda.

100% wrong.

Good enough.

Come on!

Let’s go!

Move it or lose it!

Every bird instinct I have says don’t follow a dog on wheels.

Um, Mr. Pops, sir.

Shouldn’t we be heading to the sewers?

Now, if we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days.

You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

So, we gotta take the secret route.

Okay.

The secret route was death.

Well, that’s that, I guess.

POPS: Come on!

Get down here!

Sweetpea—

Keep moving!

Oh, no.

Stop it!

Look away!

Come on!

I don’t have all day!

NORMAN: Yeah!

Whee!

Come on, slowpokes!

Ugh!

What is that smell?

POPS: It’s poo-poo with a dash of caca.

The scent is getting stronger.

Oh, man.

Duke, let’s eat!

Oh, yes!

Oh, it smells so good!

BOTH: Oh yes!

BOTH: Sausages!

Ah!

Come on, boys!

Holy schnitzel!

We go together Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong

Remembered forever

As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom.

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

That’s the way it should be

Wha-oooh, yeah!

We’re for each other Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom

Just like my brother is

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

yippity dip de doom

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

We’ll always be together

Ah!

Wha-oooh, yeah!

BUDDY: Getting a weird vibe, man.

All right, now, these guys are a bit testy.

So, just let me do the talking.

Hey, you crybaby!

Where’s the Viper at?

Don’t you worry, Viper!

You will not be forgotten!

You will be avenged, Viper!

If you don’t believe me, you can look at my battle plans.

It’s all laid out right here.

TATTOO: Uh, boss—

I can’t tell who anyone is.

Well, you gotta really look at it to understand it.

That’s you guys right here.

And, see, that’s Brooklyn.

That’s where we gonna get them dogs.

Bam!

Bam!

That ball of fluff’s got a screw loose.

Let’s skedaddle.

SNOWBALL: You get it, you see what I’m saying.

Bottom line is, I’m coming right for you, Tiny Dog!

And that big, fat, brown dog?

He gonna get it, too.

Tiny Dog?

There are lots of tiny dogs in the city.

I mean, you’re a tiny dog, okay?

So, let’s just go.

He also said, “big, fat, brown dog.”

Like Max’s new roommate.

Not necessarily.

Max, Max, Max—

You are gonna get it!

That’s kind of hard to dispute.

Hey, you stay away from—

Wait, what?

You know Tiny Dog?

He’s my friend!

And some might say my boyfriend!

Uh, nobody says that.

I can’t believe you know Tiny Dog!

That’s cool.

It’s such a small world, that’s the funny thing about it.

Get them!

Scatter!

Not good!

NORMAN: See you guys later!

Hang on!

Everybody, run!

Derick, you idiot!

Did they all get away?

Uh—

Phew!

That was a close one!

Oh, nuts!

Yes!

We got one!

Oh, good for you guys!

Yay!

Yeah!

Oh, yes, Tiny Dog, we got your friend!

Advantage, me!

Uh-oh.

Just ignore what just happened.

Okay?

Yes!

You know what?

This may be the sausage talking, but you’re okay.

Right back at you, man.

When I met you, I was all like, “I don’t know if I like him.”

But now that I know you, I’m like,”I like him.”

You know, I saw this place from the outside many times.

Had I known what treasures awaited within these walls,

I would’ve broke down that door a long time ago, I’ll tell you!

What are you talking about?

My old owner and I used to live around here.

Duke, man, wait.

Did you used to have an owner?

Well, it was a long time ago.

I don’t want to talk about it.

Yes, you do.

Come on.

DUKE: I don’t know.

But you know what?

He was so cool.

Yeah?

Yeah.

He was the best.

Man, we had fun.

We’d play fetch.