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We’d go for walks.

We’d take naps.

We were both big nappers.

I got out one night, chasing a butterfly, or a car.

By the time I had caught up with it and ate it—

Probably a butterfly, then.

I realized I was so far away from my home

I couldn’t find it.

A few days later, I was picked up by Animal Control.

I had a great thing going.

But I had to go and mess it up.

Duke, we gotta go to your house.

Nah.

Your owner’s gonna be relieved!

Will he?

Yeah, but—

But he never came for me.

Maybe he—

Maybe he didn’t like me.

Of course he liked you.

He was your owner.

I mean, he’s probably worried sick!

I don’t know.

Well, I do know and we’re going!

Your owner’s gonna freak!

I’m freaking out just thinking about it.

Okay.

Let’s do it!

DOGCATCHER 1: There they are!

All right, doggy, come on.

DOGCATCHERS: Hey, hey, hey!

DOGCATCHER 2: Where do you think you’re going?

Come back here, you dogs!

That rabbit—

He had crazy eyes.

There ain’t no curing what’s wrong with that thing!

Gidget, here’s an idea.

Maybe there’s a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max.

Start hanging out with him.

After a while, you’ll think it’s him you’ll be done.

We are not just giving up!

We’re dedicated.

We’re loyal.

We’re easily the greatest pet ever.

We’re dogs!

Cat.

Hawk.

Well, congratulations!

Today you’re dogs, whether you like it or not!

Sweet.

Now let’s find Max before that rabbit does!

Break!

We’re dogs!

Oh.

I don’t like it.

Sassafras—

Yep, they were here.

Excellent.

We’re closing in!

This is groundbreaking evil behavior, people.

Groundbreaking!

SNOWBALL: Oh!

A light bulb just went off in my brain.

The bunny has an idea.

Okay, so, uh, how do I look?

You look great.

How do I smell?

Like a dog, Duke.

Relax, man.

DUKE: There it is.

Well, go on up.

Go scratch at that door.

Remember that sausage factory?

That was fun, huh?

Are you stalling?

No.

Why do you think that?

Let’s have a long talk about why you think I’m stalling.

Duke, you have nothing to be nervous about.

Your owner is going to be thrilled to see you.

Okay.

Huh.

That car is new.

Can I help you?

No.

We’re good, thanks.

You’re not good.

You look dirty.

And I’m gonna have to ask you to get off my lawn before I get, um, what you have.

This is my lawn.

Duke, maybe we should go.

And why would Fred get a cat?

He hates cats.

That’s one of the things I love about him.

Fred?

The old guy?

He, um—

He died.

Duke, maybe I made a mistake, saying we should come here.

Let’s go.

You’re a liar!

Max, cats lie all the time.

Don’t fall for it!

Who are they?

Hey, this is my home.

Go away!

Duke, it’s time to go.

Duke, let’s go!

Come on!

This isn’t your home anymore.

Why did you bring me here, Max?

Wait a minute.

This is my fault?

I was trying to help you!

You were trying to get rid of me!

You know what, Duke?

I don’t need this.

I’ll see you later.

DOGCATCHER 1: Gotcha!

Come on, settle down!

Go home, Max!

DOGCATCHER 1: Hey, help me out, here!

Hold on!

I’m coming!

Let’s go.

DOGCATCHER 1: Finally got you, big fella.

DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on.

DOGCATCHER 1: This is it for you.

Duke!

Aw.

Koochi koochi koo!

Tiny Dog!

Ah, are you kidding me?

SNOWBALL: You thought this was over, Tiny Dog?

Stop!

Huh?

Jab, jab, jab!

Body blow!

Body blow!

Karate chop to your neck!

Would you get off me!

SNOWBALL: Tattoo!

No, no, no.

Oh, TD.

This kills me to say, but we gotta join forces, man.

Whoo!

We make a great team, Tiny Dog!

Well, mainly, I’m doing all the hard work, but you’re helping!

Yes, yes, fine.

Just keep your eyes on the road.

You’re driving like an animal!

SNOWBALL: Whoo-hoo!

What was that?

Oh, that was a pothole.

You’re hitting things on purpose!

Heh.

You know me too well, TD!

Always keeping me in check.

Do you see the van?

Yeah, I see it.

We’re about to hit it.

Relax, Snowball,

I got you.

DERICK: There he is!

He’s got Snowball!

Look, fellas, this is not what this looks like.

Shush, you!

You were gonna eat the boss!

No, no, no.

Snowball and I are on the same side now.

Tell them!

Snowball, tell them!

That raccoon is lying.

He’s not the president.

FLUSHED ANIMALS: Come on, now.

Come here, you.

Gidget?

Go, Max!

Right.

Okay, gotta go.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Stay down!

Duke, hang on!

Whoa!

Duke!

Max?

Max!

Oh, get the keys!

Right!

DUKE: Hurry!

Ha!

Come on, come on.

I got them!

Max!

Remember me!

I feel heroic!

And handsome.

I’m a little wet, but I still look good.

I look good.

Are you—

Are you okay?

I’m good.

I’m good.

Thanks for coming to save me, Max.

Max!

Oh, Max!

You need a lift?

Yes, we need a lift!

Let’s go, Tattoo.

Taxi!

Whoa!

Yeah!

Hey, hey—

Uh, Gidget, wait up.

Oh, hi, Max.

Yeah.

Hi.

Um—

Play it cool.

Yeah, I—

I just wanted to—

Look—

Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don’t really appreciate them, until—

I don’t know—

Until they’re beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge?

I guess what I’m trying to say is—

If you ever wanna—

Okay.

Oh, great.

You’re in love.

How gross for everyone.

Now move it!

Good-bye!

See you later!

Good-bye!

POPS: Does anyone know where we are?

Bye, Max.

Bye, Gidget.

Okay, bye-bye!

See you guys.

Man, I feel sorry for them.

Gotta run home to their owners.

Not us.

Now, it’s back to our primary mission.

The downfall of the human race!

It is on, humans!

It is on!

ALL: Yeah!