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♪ Yeah, I’m out that Brooklyn, now I’m down in Tribeca ♪

♪ Right next to De Niro ♪

♪ But I’ll be hood forever ♪

♪ I’m the new Sinatra ♪

♪ And since I made it here ♪

♪ I can make it anywhere ♪

♪ Yeah, they love me everywhere ♪

♪ In New York ♪

♪ Yes, hey ♪

♪ Concrete jungle where dreams are made of ♪

♪ There’s nothin’ you can’t do, okay ♪

♪ Now you’re in New York ♪

MAX: Ah, kids.

Everybody loves them, right?

You probably love kids.

Hey!

I got to admit

I don’t.

That’s me, by the way.

I’m Max.

I’m the little dog right there, grateful I’m not being piled on by a horde of children.

Wait for me!

Ugh.

Can you believe that?

Having a kid looks like fun.

Nah, man, it ain’t fun.

I’m telling you, once the humans bring a kid home, your life ain’t the same.

Seen it a billion times.

It changes you.

♪ I’m from the Empire State, that’s ♪

MAX: Now, I thought I never had to worry about any of that, but then one day—

Ow!

My owner Katie Hey, met Chuck.

Are you okay?

Oh.

Uh, yeah.

MAX: A little while later,

Hi, guys.

they’re married.

Which– it-it’s great.

Chuck is really he’s a good guy.

But then

Aw.

something happened.

MAX: Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own.

His name’s Liam.

At first, he slept all the time.

Dreaming about, you know, whatever it is that babies dream about.

Who’s a cute little baby?

He had his place

You little cutie pie and I had mine.

Things seemed like they were gonna be fine.

Wha—?

Until he started talking.

And eventually, he started crawling.

Sort of.

And suddenly, my own home wasn’t safe anymore.

Th-There was a tiny monster taking it over.

Now, I did my best to keep a safe distance.

But then, one day, Liam did something I never expected.

Max.

I love you, Max.

MAX: And from then on— everything was different.

Ah—

MAX: Duke and I, we became like role models to him.

Like, what can I say?

The-the kid’s a fan.

♪ My love blossomed tenderly ♪

♪ My life grew sweeter through the years ♪

♪ I know that my baby loves me— ♪

We try to be a good influence.

Whoa!

And we help him out whenever we can.

♪ Our love just won’t end— ♪

This kid gets us.

Bubbles!

Yeah, we have fun.

Bubbles!

MAX: And by the way, I’m still not a kid person.

I’m talking about this kid.

This is my kid.

He’s perfect.

And I’m never gonna let anything bad happen to him.

But I got to say, keeping Liam safe is a full-time job.

Ah.

No, no, no, no.

Uh—

Wha—?

Ooh.

Aah!

All right.

Uh, hey.

Uh, hello.

Everything’s cool.

Uh, we don’t— we don’t want any trouble.

Liam?

You okay there, buddy?

Was the world always this dangerous?

Good doggy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No.

Morning, Snowball.

Who’s the best bunny in the whole wide world?

Take that, evildoer.

Off into the sun with you.

Yeah!

Ears up.

I’m calling this meeting of the Superhero Animal Friends to order.

Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.

Thank you.

Now, remember, everyone, crime is out there.

We have to be ready.

Come on, Molly, time to go.

Ooh, I’m gonna be late for school.

Captain Snowball, you’re in charge while I’m gone.

Mwah.

First of all, I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine, who was put in there with a red blanket and henceforth will be known as—

Pink Thunder.

Okay, I’m-a go check the perimeter.

Good morning, New York City!

Snowball.

Hey, Snowball, what are you doing?

What’s it look like I’m doing?

I’m looking for crime, Tiny Dog.

I’m doing superhero stuff.

Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip.

Let me tell you something.

Anybody comes in here looking for trouble, oh, they gonna meet my partners.

I’m talking about Paw and Order.

Uh-huh.

Okay, well, you do know that your owner is just playing superhero, right?

You’re just wearing some superhero pajamas.

Ha!

Tiny Dog, you so naive.

Point me in the direction of any animal who needs my help, and stand back.

Death blow!

Okay, okay, uh, I got it.

So, uh, did your kid leave for school yet?

Yeah, yeah, no, she’s got a quiz today.

Advanced spelling.

She’ll ace it, though.

You know, she writes her answers down in ink.

That’s how confident she is.

That sounds really smart.

But you know what?

Liam is smart, too.

In fact, I heard Katie say that Liam’s head circumference is in the 80th percentile.

Oh, that’s cool.

That’s a lot of head.

Hey, quick question: Is he still peeing everywhere?

Can’t control his bladder?

Yeah, he-he’s— he’s peeing.

But-but every pet knows, if you pee on it, you own it.

And Liam, he’s just thinking ahead.

Yeah, well, you still better train him before preschool starts.

You don’t want Liam to get a reputation as one of those pee-pee kids.

Yeah, totally, like–

Wait, preschool?

Yeah.

He’s around that age.

The baby bird is leaving the nest, TD.

No, no.

Baby bird is staying put.

He doesn’t need preschool.

He’ll, you know, stay home with-with me, where it’s safe.

Hey, Max.

It’s, uh, no big deal– no need to overreact– but, uh, Liam just left.

Wait, what?

Where’d he go?

I don’t know.

They never tell the dog specifics.

Okay, okay, okay.

This is Homebase to all units.

The package has left the building.

Does anyone have eyes on him?

I don’t see him.

Over.

Well, he’s not in this bag of chips.

Over.

Okay.

Keep– Wait a minute.

Why would he be in a bag of chips?

Homebase, this is Eagle Eye.

Don’t you worry.

I had eyes on the package as soon as he left the building.

Over.

Subject is safe and sound, enjoying what looks to be a cookie shaped like a moose.

Here you go.

Num-num.

No, wait.

It’s a reindeer.

Okay.

Thanks, Norman.

Scratching again there, buddy.

I just– I really don’t like it when they take him out without me.

Hey, Duke.

Ooh.

What’s this?

Oh, I know this!

It’s a ball.

Go get it.

Hey, Maxie.

What say we go for a walk?

You know, I got to say, this is nice.

Good to stretch the— legs.

DOG: No!

I don’t want to go to the vet!

Hmm.

Uh—

The vet?

No!

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh, not cool.

You tricked me.

Maxie, come on, boy.

You’ve been so stressed lately, but this vet is gonna help you.

Let’s go, buddy.

All right.

Aw.

First time here?

Uh, yeah.

Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business.

You’re gonna love him.

He specializes in behavioral disorders.

B-Behavioral disorders?

Yeah.

But I don’t have a behavioral disorder.

I-I-I mean— I-I mean, I worry a little, sure, but it-it’s a—

it’s a dangerous world.

You-you’d be crazy not to— to worry.

Yeah, I’m fine, too.

It’s my human that’s nuts.

I mean, you know, I-I bring her a dead bird, she throws it out.

I bring her a dead mouse, right in the garbage!

Is nothing I do good enough for you, Mother?

Okay.

I run, and I run, and I run, and I run, and I get out, and I’ve gone nowhere.

Nowhere!

Uh—

My owner always says, “You’re such a good dog,” and I feel like a good dog, but what if, deep down, I’m a bad dog?

What if I’m a bad dog?

We start fires.

Max?

Come on.

I know, buddy.

It’s just until we can get this scratching thing under control, okay?

Busy Bee!

Max!

Max!

Max.

Max.

You’re never gonna believe it.

Oh, hey, I like your cone.

Listen, I heard Chuck tell Liam that we’re going on a trip.

Really?

We’re going in the car?

We’re going in the car!

Car, car, car, car, car, car!

Man, you know, life is funny.

One minute, you’re getting fitted for a cone, and the next, you get to go in a car!

Oh, I feel like that’s very specific to you, but totally.

Yeah.

This is incredible!

I’ll be right back.

Chloe?

Chloe, I’m going on a trip, and I– Oh.

I was wondering if you’d Will you watch my Busy Bee while I’m gone—?

Oh, hey, Max.

Were you saying something?

Yeah.

I was wondering if you could—

Oh, Okay.

Never mind.

What’s that stupid thing on your head?

Gidget?

Gidget, are you home?

Gidget?

Mm.

Oh, hi, Max.

Do you want to join me?

Oh, you know what, I really wish I could, but get this-

I’m going on a trip.

Wow.

Really?

Yeah, it’s a big deal.

I was wondering, could you watch my Busy Bee while I’m gone?

He is so cute.

I know.

It’s my favorite toy in the whole world.

And that little face.

His little face.