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Oh, and-and ready?

Oh, wow.

I love him.

Oh, I just—

I just love him immediately.

It’s-it’s like we’re his parents.

It’s like you’re the dad and I’m the mom and we’re in a relationship and this is our baby.

Well

It’s exactly like that.

Exactly.

It’s not

Okay, yes.

Yes, that’s exactly what it is.

Uh, so you’ll watch Busy Bee while I’m gone?

Max, you go, have a great time, and I want you to know I have got this.

Thanks, Gidget.

See you later.

I will defend Busy Bee with my life.

♪ Well, I’m on my way ♪

♪ I don’t know where I’m going ♪

♪ I’m on my way ♪

Come on, Duke!

Go!

Okay.

Yes, yes, yes.

How we doing, Liam?

Whoo-hoo!

“Whoo-hoo” is right.

♪ Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪

Okay.

♪ Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard— ♪

Yes!

Here we go!

Oh, wow!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, man.

I’m in a car!

Us, too!

I love the car!

It’s the best!

Yes!

♪ Well, I’m on my way ♪

♪ I don’t know where I’m going ♪

♪ I’m on my way ♪

♪ And I’m taking my time, but I don’t know where ♪

Whee!

♪ So good-bye to Rosie ♪

♪ The queen of Corona ♪

♪ Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard ♪

Okay, come on, guys.

All right.

Let’s be quick.

Here we go.

♪ Seein’ me and Julio down by the schoolyard.♪

No.

No, no, no.

This way, buddy.

Come on.

No!

Mm

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No

Gidget, what have you done?

Huh?

La Pasión de la Pasión.

Why?

Why?

Aha.

Okay.

Hmm?

Oh, dear, sweet Busy Bee.

You know, I’m-a be the first bunny with washboard glutes.

I’m not even sure what glutes are, but mine are gonna be shredded.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That’s, uh that’s fascinating.

Let me tell you something.

Criminals are gonna take one good look at my glutes and they just gonna give up.

Okay, this is obviously glued to the floor.

Excuse me, rabbit, cat.

Do any of you know Captain Snowball?

Yeah, uh, ye-yes.

Yes, we do.

And here we go.

Oh, good.

My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him.

A poor, defenseless animal needs saving.

Wha?

Are you saying?

Yes.

I need Captain Snowball for a top secret rescue.

All right, well, I got to go.

But nice meeting you, uh

What was it again?

Okay, you don’t listen.

It’s Daisy.

Whatever.

Okay, I

I got to get the dude to get the stuff to do the things.

I got to

Bye-bye.

Mm-hmm.

That was weird.

Oh, sister, it’s gonna get way weirder.

♪ ♪ It’s Snow time, baby.♪ ♪

Help!

Anybody hungry?

Ha!

Oh, Snowball.

Uh, is he okay?

Not in any way.

No.

Hello, citizens.

Who is that?

Mm-mm-mm.

I’m Captain Snowball.

I hear one of you needs my help.

Ooh, that’s me.

Ah, very good.

New dog, tell me your story.

Okay.

Well, it all began when I was on my way back from vacation.

Our humans were safely stowed in the overhead compartment, and we were going through our owners’ stuff.

Humans always blame the airline.

What do you got?

I’ll trade you two socks for a pair of workout shorts.

Are they clean or dirty?

They ain’t clean.

Nope.

They nasty.

And then I heard a noise.

Now, I don’t speak wild animal but from what I gathered, he was a scared, adorable tiger cub named Hu.

This poor baby kitty was being held against his will.

Whoa.

That is unbelievable.

I know, right?

No, I mean I literally don’t believe a word of it.

No offense.

Or do take offense.

I’m good either way.

Um, pardon me.

Offense is very much taken.

That story happened, and it gets worse.

After the plane landed, I saw Hu again.

Use your no-good clown muscles and push!

DAISY: He was being brought to his new owner.

And this guy

Time is rubles!

Y’all, this guy was pure, concentrated circus evil.

That tiger needs Captain Snowball.

Daisy, let’s go.

Yeah!

Let’s free that tiger.

Or die trying.

Well, I mean

I mean, we might.

Um

Probably you.

Huh?

You’re wearing a bright suit.

Everyone’s gonna notice you.

I’ll be fine.

Hey, guys, we’re here.

Yay.

Hey there.

There’s Uncle Shep.

Welcome to the farm.

Where’s my little man?

Oh, wow!

Look at this place.

Yeah, it’s

Oh, so many smells I have never smelled before.

My nose is so confused.

And happy!

Come on, Max.

Let’s go explore.

Oh!

Yeah!

Uh, wait up.

Oh!

Hey, cow.

Moo.

You’re a cow.

You’re supposed to moo.

Woof, woof.

What?

Oh, I’m a dog.

I’m wagging my tail like an idiot.

Oh, okay.

Dude, not cool.

Oh, are you gonna throw a ball?

Oh, please throw a ball.

And I will chase it because my brain is the size of a rat turd.

Okay.

Yeah, I get it.

You made your point.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, look.

I’m peeing on a tree.

I now own this tree.

Okay.

Yeah, great.

Leaving now.

All right.

I guess I’ll just stare at the door until you come back!

Oh, I miss New York.

DUKE: Maybe a break from the city is just what you need.

This place is

Wha?

MAX: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Duke, what did I do?

What did I do?

Huh?

Whoa.

Dinner’s on!

Chloe?

I need your help.

Chloe.

Oh.

Uh— oh.

Uh, Chloe?

Chloe, are you okay?

Shh.

Sorry.

Uh, I’m-I’m just

I’m

Real quick, why is there a lampshade on your head?

Listen, Gidget, baby, I got to be honest with you.

My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip.

Oh, okay.

Gotcha.

That’s great.

Um, listen.

It is great, Gidget.

Everything is great

All right.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

It’s like, it’s like a tiny, like a tiny motor.

It’s like a humming sound.

I’m not, don’t know what you’re ta..

Oh.

Chloe, you’re purring.

That’s you.

What?

That’s me?

Like, as in the sound is coming from inside of me?

Yep.

Oh.

I wonder what other sounds I could make.

It-it’s just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then

Chloe, would you listen?

Wow.

Please stop.

Are you finished?

This is important.

I lost Busy Bee.

I got to get it back, but to do that—

Chloe

I need you to teach me the way of the cat.

Here we go.

I’m gonna get you.

Max, come on.

Try to catch a firefly.

I’m just

That sounds great, but I-I think Liam wants me near him.

You-you know, he’s a little freaked out being in this weird place.

I think he’ll be okay.

And this one is a jumper.

O-Okay.

Just one.

Yes, I—

Oh.

Oh.

Hello.

Dog’s got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity.

You take one, you take the other.

I, uh— I-I didn’t know this was your bowl.

What?

The cone blocking your view?

It’s got my name on the side.

We are so sorry, Mr. Chicken.

Name’s not Chicken.

Do I look like a chicken to you?

No.

No, sir.

No, not-not even a little.

Name’s Rooster.

MAX: Oh.

Okay.

I-I’m Max, and this is—

Hey, what’s that kid doing in the cage?

There something wrong with him?

He got the fever?

Uh, that’s-that’s Liam.

He-he likes to run.

So let him run.

Well, Liam’s super fast.

We-we-we blink, and he’s up a tree.

So then your kid’s up a tree.

What’s the problem?

Well, he could fall.

He might.

And then he hurts himself.

Oh, so he got really high up in this hypothetical tree?

Kid gets hurt,

he learns not to do it again.

You know how many electric cords I’ve chewed?

Like, multiple cords?

One.

It shocked me.

I walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed a cord again.

Well, that is great for you.

And-and it explains a lot, but I like to protect Liam from everything.

Well, that’s you, and you’re wrong.

Can you believe that guy?

Yeah, he was cool!

No, he wasn’t.

I know.

He wasn’t cool at all.

No, I’ll do the dishes.

Come on.

Let’s get this guy inside.

Thanks.

Whoa.

Hold up there.

Dogs sleep outside.

Uh, pardon?

Huh?

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, wait, wait.

L-L-Let’s talk about this like rational