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All right, we’re here.

In record time, too, thanks to the Bunnymobile.

Oh, yeah!

Stealth mode.

Let’s go!

You are jumpy.

I meant—

That’s cool.

Or

Look at that thing I’m not scared of right there.

Or— There’s a candy wrapper on the ground.

See?

It’s just a thing I do.

Come on, you stupid tiger!

There he is.

Let’s go.

We don’t have entire night.

Let’s go!

You’re wasting Sergei’s time.

We got to do something.

Okay, all right, all right.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait.

Come on.

We try again tomorrow.

If tiger does not do trick— tiger will become rug.

Do not let tiger out of your sight.

It’s okay, Hu.

It’s me, Daisy, from the plane.

Hey.

Step away from the tiger.

Mind your business, wolf.

Oh!

Huh?

Ha-ha!

Whoa!

No!

Oh, gonna die, gonna die, gonna die!

Whoa!

Huh?

I got the keys.

Let’s go.

What?

I said, “I got the keys.”

Come on, let’s go.

Uh, all right.

Yeah, of course.

Heck yeah!

Boom.

You know what I learned today?

Hmm?

Wolves are jerks.

Duke.

Psst.

Duke.

I think we should check on Liam.

Duke.

I finally caught you, tail.

Huh?

What’s that?

Okay.

Okay.

What?

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, please, you don’t want to eat me.

I’m skin and bones.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no—

Uh— Thanks.

He, uh—

he got the jump on me.

I guess he—

I couldn’t see him because of the cone.

Then get rid of the cone.

Oh, man, I would.

I would, but my therapist says I need it.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Well, that makes sense.

Yeah, it’s a medical device.

These doctors.

There.

You’re cured.

Hallelujah.

Not a fan.

I am not a fan of the farm.

Okay, tail.

Ears.

And voilà.

Whoa.

Gidget, you look so much like a cat, it’s crazy.

Yeah.

Who knew?

So easy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

It’s gonna take more than fake ears and a sock, okay?

You got to learn how to act like a cat.

Okay.

Okay, Gidge, I’m gonna throw some situations at you, and you’re just gonna, you know— you’re gonna react like a cat.

Gotcha.

Fetch.

Yes!

I’m gonna get it!

Gidget, stay.

But—

No.

Cats don’t care about fetching.

Fetching is for dopes.

Yes!

You’re above that, because you are a cat.

Mm.

You see, dogs land like the clumsy oafs they are.

Meanwhile, cats land on their feet.

Really?

How do they—

Yes!

I did it!

I landed on my feet.

Yes!

Nice work.

Seriously, guys, I think I broke something.

You gotta.

It’s a fact of life.

Absolutely not.

Never gonna happen.

Guys, I found treats!

Oh, Mel.

Ugh.

Okay, Gidget, eat Sweetpea.

What?

Cats eat birds.

It’s nature.

Yeah, I’m gonna pass.

No, no, no, no.

You used your one pass on the litter box, so you have to do this.

But—

B-B-B-But— Do it.

You’re seriously gonna make her eat Sweetpea?

Oh, no, no, no.

Of course not.

I’m just freaking her out.

Okay.

What’s next?

Gidget, no.

That’s—

Bad dog.

Bad cat-dog.

Sorry.

Up.

And tail in the face.

Okay, touch the butt to the cup.

Walk on keyboard.

There you go.

Coffee on computer.

And down.

Nice.

Yes, you got it.

Gidget, you’re as close to a cat as a dog can get.

Cool.

Now turn me into a chinchilla.

Can you do that?

Oh, yeah.

First mission in the bag.

It was easy.

Too easy?

Maybe.

Maybe it was.

♪ Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage— ♪

Hey, big fella.

What’d I do?

Oh, I just rescued a tiger.

No, I’m not even trying to brag.

I’m just telling you what happened.

See, that’s the thing about being awesome.

When you awesome and you just tell the truth, it sounds like you bragging.

Let me know when you finish tooting your horn, ‘cause we got to find a safe place for Hu.

Uh, what?

What are you talking about?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that guy.

Yeah.

Uh— yeah.

Oh!

I got it.

I know a guy whose owner is never home.

Yeah, we can just take him there.

Sounds like a plan.

Superbunny powers, activate.

Wait out here, buddy.

We’ll be right back, okay?

♪ I’m a puppy cute and sweet ♪

♪ Beg real nice and get a treat.♪

Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip.

Hey, Pops.

POPS: Who-who’s that?

Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny!

Oh, uh—

I am a hero.

I need you to respect that.

All right, all right.

Ten-hut!

Puppy school is in session.

Puppy school?

Now the daily pledge.

I promise—

PUPPIES: I promise—to listen to Pops— to listen to Pops—and learn how to be adorable, wide-eyed and loving— and learn how to be adorable, wide-eyed and loving— to get what I want, when I want it.

To get what I want, when I want it.

Okay, now, Pop’s quiz.

Myron has hidden socks all over the room.

Now, what do we do with human socks?

Ooh, me, me.

Go ahead, Princess.

We hide them, Mr. Pops.

Correct-a-rooney.

And why do we hide them?

Not knowing where one sock is messes with the humans’ minds.

Heck yes, it does.

Always keep ‘em guessing.

Now, go find those socks.

What?

Okay, all right.

Okay.

Hey, Pops.

What—?

Okay, that’s enough.

Hey.

What’s going on?

Yeah.

My owner got a new puppy.

My name’s Tiny.

Nobody cares!

I was teaching Tiny how not to be anyone’s sucker.

Word got out, suddenly every puppy in the tristate area is scratching at my door.

Yeah.

Oh.

Professor Pops?

Yes, Pickles?

I got to make a poop.

Oh.

You know where to do that.

Find a shoe.

This is so sweet.

Yeah, they’re good—

Holy cheese and crackers!

What is that?

Myron, horn!

No, no, no.

No, no, look, look.

It’s okay.

This beautiful creature is Hu.

And the good news—is he’s staying with you.

Get that tiger out of here before he does any more damage.

But we don’t have anywhere else to take him.

Well, he ain’t staying here.

PUPPIES: Kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty!

No, what are you—

Don’t get attached.

That thing is out.

Aw.

Oh, Pickles.

Did you poop in a shoe?

I pooped in a boot.

Your owner won’t find it for weeks.

Are you crying?

What?

No.

You’re crying!

But I’m just so proud of Pickles.

Mr. Pops, please, can the tiger stay with us?

Please?

Please.

Myron, look away.

Oh, flap-doodle.

Okay, fine.

One night.

I taught you guys too well.

I give wolves one job.

Guard white tiger.

And you wolves, you blow it.

Maybe I should make juggling monkey head of security.

What say you, Little Sergei?

Yes, you are so smart.

And then there’s this one.

You’re the worst wolf ever.

I swear, I—

What this?

This from thief of tiger.

Yes, smell.

You bring that tiger back.

And if you don’t, that one— will be a new coat for Little Sergei.

Oh, this is good.

You should really try this.

Mm!

Mmm.

CHUCK: So nice.

KATIE: So fresh.

Max.

Book, book, book.

We’re turning it again.

Um, I’m sorry, Liam.

We can’t read.

Well, wait a sec.

There’s no reason we can’t figure this one out together, right?

This first page, there’s a little girl in a red hood, skipping through the forest with— with some food.

Look at that– she’s got food.

Om, nom, nom.

And look at that–she brought the food over to—

Hmm.

Say, who is that?

Oh!

Looks like her grandma.

Oh, I’ll bet you’re right.

Oh, that is sweet.

She—

So, Grandma had a pet wolf.

They had a great visit.

The little girl went home.

No one got eaten.

The end.

ROOSTER: No, no, no, no.

That’s not how the story goes.

We got this, thanks.

That wolf was gonna eat the little girl.

Nope!

Thank you, Rooster.

He already ate Grandma.

And then he assumed the old lady’s identity.

No.

Wha—?

Hey.

Don’t freak out my kid.

Take that, Mr. Wolfy.

Kid seems fine to me.

You’re the one who’s scared of everything.

I am not.

I’m-I’m—

Tell him, Duke.

Yeah, yeah.

Max isn’t scared of everything.

I-I— I can think of, um—

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, well, there’s a few— there’s a few things.

Okay, thanks.

You bet.

Puffy Dog?