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Allow me to introduce myself

My name is Shady

It’s so nice to meet you

It’s been a long time

I’m sorry I’ve been away so long

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you

You see that chick in the gym checking me out?

Any second I’m ‘bout

To stick her neck in my mouth

I lose a pill and I’m recklessly wrecking the house

That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

There’s the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie’s blouse

Man I should check to see if my mom left any out

Nope, guess I’ll re-route

Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch

Oh! Jackpot! Yeah, ‘Open Sesame’ mouth

Down the hatch and the feeling you can’t match it

I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet

Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet

A knapsack packed with like 40-some Xanaxes

Shorty come back, I’m tryna score me some lapdances

I’m bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniel’s

Formula 40-40 and 40s with bad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch I’m back at you

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

And are you menstruating baby, my little friend’s waiting to say “hello”

The way your titties are wiggling and your booty’s shaking like Jello

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

My equilibrium’s off, must be the lithium

I don’t need to buy any drugs, man people give me ‘em

It just becomes everyday extra-curriculum

No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151

51 people asleep in my damn living room

Excuse me hun? But what is your name? Vivian?

I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we umm?

Of course we did, but didn’t I strap Jimmy hun?

I’m looking for the torn wrapper but there don’t seem to be one

No offense baby girl I don’t mean any harm

But disease is something I’m trying to keep my penis free from

I find the package and I’m cool,

I immediately run

Like Speedy Gonzalez to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of threes,

I’m fiending for some

My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?

Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were

It’s hurting me to know that I’ll be closing that curtain for good

Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word

I second that and I third,

Rush to emergency surgery

To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased

He’s no longer getting them free

Hundred bucks for these Percodans

Plus it’s getting to be where he lustfully search the den

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him

Tirelessly on the phone tryna rustle up muscle relaxers

For his back and a couple of Paxils

Now he’s doubling backwards and he’s stumbling back

Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack

Now he’s up in the bathroom like he’s busting a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

I’m just busting my own chops while I’m busting a rap

Resuscitated and rejuved so fuck it, I’m back

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow,

Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say “hello”

And so I’m saying,

Hello allow me to introduce myself

My name is Shady

So nice to meet you

It’s been a long time

I’m sorry I’ve been away so long

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you

It’s like starting over

Clean slate