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Yeah

Definitely

Definitely, definitely dope

Definitely

Definitely, K-Mart

Yeah, yeah

You find me offensive? I find you offensive

For finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw the line any fences

If so to what extent if at

Any, should I go? ‘Cause it’s getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive

Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this

Far at other people’s expenses

I say your all just too goddamn sensitive

It’s censorship

And it’s downright blasphemous

Let’s end this shit now cause I won’t stand for this

And Christopher Reeves won’t sit for this neither

And let’s clear this up too I ain’t got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later

I feel like it’s my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman, I killed super-man

Man, how ironic, that I’d be the bad guy

Kryptonite the green chronic

‘Cause I ain’t got no legs!

Or no brain, nice to meet you

Hi, my name is

I forgot my name!

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

Rain man

Now in the Bible, it says

Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then, of course, it’s intercourse

And it’s bisexual sex

Which isn’t as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during or after performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today’s kids

In a more derogatory way

But who’s to say, what’s fair to say, and what not to say?

Let’s ask Dr Dre

Dr Dre? (What up?)

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, up, I ain’t done yet

In football, the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man’s ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don’t need to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a female’s butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

‘Til then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut because

‘Cause I ain’t got no legs!

Or no brain, nice to meet you

Hi, my name is

I forgot my name!

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

Rain man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defences

My spider-sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whip ass canister

Goddamn, it Dre where’s the goddamn beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway I don’t know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I’m good at

I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yep yep, don’t worry I’m on it

I got it, high fived Nick Lachey

Stuck a pen in Jessica’s head and walked away

And she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna

Out the trash can and zoom I

Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich

And I ain’t even gotta make no goddamn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn’t say shit

‘Cause I ain’t got no legs

Or no brain, nice to meet you

Hi, my name is

I forgot my name!

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is

Rain man

‘Cause I

Yeah, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr Dre, super dope beat maker two thousand

Two thousand four hundred and eighty-seven million

Nine hundred and seventy-three thousand

Four hundred and sixty-three

And seventy (Yeah)