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And from that moment on, both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter.

And, little Po, that’s the end of the story.

Look at me.

No, don’t look at me.

That’s it?

That can’t be it.

There’s gotta be more, Dad!

Well, there was the time you ate all my bamboo furniture.

It was imported, too.

One dumpling, please, Dragon Warrior size.

Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out.

You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles.

I know.

I just have so many questions.

Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket?

Why didn’t I like pants?

And who am I?

Good.

Watch your form.

Good.

Better.

Elbow.

Straighten it out!

Shen?

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Now we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.

Your house?

Yes.

Didn’t you see the peacock on the front door?

There you are, Soothsayer.

It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.

We shall see, Shen.

No, you shall see, old goat.

Where were we?

What do you want, Shen?

What is rightfully mine.

Gongmen City!

Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters’ Council, and we will protect it.

Even from you.

I’m so glad you feel that way.

Otherwise, I’d have dragged that here for nothing.

What’s in the box, Shen?

You want to see?

It’s a gift.

It’s your parting gift, in that it will part you.

Part of you here, part of you there and part of you way over there, staining the wall!

You insolent fool!

Show-off.

That is a warning.

You are no match for our kung fu.

I agree.

But this is.

Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?

Master Thundering Rhino?

Yes.

Son of legendary Flying Rhino?

Yes.

And slayer of the Ten Thousand Serpents in the Valley of Woe?

He’s dead.

Whoa.

That’s impossible.

Rhino’s Horn Defence is impervious to any technique.

It was no technique.

Lord Shen has created a weapon, one that breathes fire and spits metal.

Unless he is stopped, this could be the end of kung fu.

But I just got kung fu!

And now you must save it.

Go!

Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!

OK, here we go!

Here we go!

Wait a second.

How can I do this?

I mean, how can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?

Remember, Dragon Warrior,anything is possible when you have inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Peace on.

Oh, Po?

Peace!

Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.

I packed you food for weeks.

Cookies, buns, vegetables.

And I even packed all your action figures.

See?

I don’t know what those are.

Never seen them before in my life.

Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.

I also packed your paintings of our best time together, just in case you get lonely.

That’s me and you making noodles.

And that’s me and you eating noodles.

And that’s me giving you a piggyback ride.

That cute?

On second thought, I’ll hang on to this one.

Hey, they’re waiting for me.

Of course, of course.

You have a job to do.

far from home, in a strange city, filled with strange people, and strange noodles, facing horrible danger from which you might never return!

Don’t go, Po!

I gotta go.

I’m the Dragon Warrior.

It’s kind of my job to save kung fu.

And if I don’t.

what am I?

You’re my son.

Right?

Po, it’s time.

Goodbye.

Don’t worry, Mr. Ping.

He’ll be back before you can say “noodles”.

Noodles.

Come on, guys, let’s go!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Mama?

Mom?

Dad?

Is that you?

Mom!

Dad!

Oh, hi.

Hey, son.

You’re back.

Honey, what are you doing here?

But I thought.

We replaced you, dear, with this lovely radish.

Radish?

It’s quiet, polite, and, frankly, does better kung fu.

No.

No, no, no.

Wait!

No.

Radish, radish, radish, radish.

Inner pea.

Pea.

Inner peace.

Inner peace!

Inner peace!

Inner peace!

Inner peace!

Inner peace.

I’m.

training.

The mast is not a worthy opponent.

I am ready.

OK.

So serious.

I think I prefer the mast.

Apologies.

I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train.

Now I feel nothing.

That’s severely cool.

Again!

So, this punching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that?

Twenty years.

Oh, 20, 20 years.

Is there any, you know, faster way?

You know, until you, you know, don’t feel anything?

No.

Besides.

I don’t think hard style is your thing.

Po, why are you really out here?

I just found out that my dad isn’t really my dad.

Your dad?

The goose.

That must have been quite a shock.

Yeah.

And this bothers you?

Are you kidding me?

We’re warriors, right?

Nerves of steel.

Souls of platinum.

Like you.

So hard-core, you don’t feel anything.

I was.

So, what are you guys talking about?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Po’s having daddy issues.

I’m so lucky.

I don’t have any problems with my dad.

Maybe it’s because Mom ate his head before I was born.

I don’t know.

Mantis, this isn’t about you.

Po is the one freaking out.

I’m not freaking out.

Po.

I’m freaking in.

Po!

What?

We’re here.

Gongmen City.

My father’s throne.

He used to let me play here beside him, promising someday, this throne would be mine.

A little to the left.

Oh, but it’s so heavy, Master!

Thirty years I’ve waited for this moment.

Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it.

And I envisioned it a little to the left.

Perfect!

With the weapon by my si.

A little bit more.

With the weapon by my side, all of China will bow before me.

We move out in three days, when the moon is full and the tide is high.

Now, you old goat, why don’t you tell me my.

Fortune?

Future.

I was going to say future.

Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.

If you continue on your current path.

you will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs.

I see.

I see.

I see pain.

and anger.

How dare you!

That is the finest silk in the province!

Followed by denial.

This is not fortune-telling.

You’re just saying what’s happening right.

Now?

The most important time is now.

But if you really want to see the future.

Oh, what do you see?

A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white.

Nothing has changed.

That’s impossible, and you know it.

It is not impossible, and he knows it.

Who?

Lord Shen!

I saw a panda!

A panda?

A kung fu warrior.

It fought like a demon!

Big and furry.

Soft and squishy.

Kind of plush and cuddly.

There are no more pandas.

Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth.

Why is it that you cannot?

Find this panda and bring him to me!

Yes, sir!

One panda lives.

That does not make you right.

You’re right.

Being right makes me right.

Then I will kill him and make you wrong.

Will you stop that!

That must be Shen’s palace on the other side of the city.

Great.

We’ll march into the tower and proclaim,”We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, and we are here to bring you to justice”!