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What are you doing?

This place is crawling with wolves.

Hey, isn’t that the guy who hammered you in the face?

I do not like that guy.

We need to get to that tower without being spotted by those wolves.

Got it.

Stealth mode.

Get out of the way!

Foiled again.

Now, where’d those noodles go?

Hello.

I couldn’t help but.

Yeah, OK.

Anyway, where was I?

Where’s Po?

How can we lose a guy that big?

OK.

Guys!

Guys?

Hey, Po.

What?

Sorry.

So that was stealth mode, huh?

To be honest, not one of my stronger modes… gold in there, come on!

This rice is raw!

You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen!

Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!

My apologies, but.

Po, do something.

How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught?

Wait, I have a better idea.

two.

one.

Hey.

Hey.

We’re here to liberate the city and bring Shen to justice.

You will need help.

Thank you, brave sheep, but it’s too dangerous.

I can’t let you.

Oh, no, not me.

It’s not safe to speak here.

Right.

I’m talking about Masters Ox and Croc.

They’re in Gongmen Jail on Black Dragon Alley.

What?

They’re still alive?

They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon!

OK, let’s go!

Thanks, sheep.

Hey!

Stop that costume!

Hold it right there!

Get them!

Get them!

Sorry!

Take that!

Keep going!

Faster!

Hey, stop!

Look out!

Watch it!

Sorry!

Surround him.

Now!

Gotcha!

What?

Where’d he go?

Spread out!

Search everywhere!

What about over there?

Is “there” a part of “everywhere”?

I.

I guess.

Then search there!

They must be close.

I can feel

a kung fu chill riding up my spine.

Sorry, Po.

It’s just me.

Look.

Gongmen Jail.

Aw, it’s cute.

Cute, huh?

Nice work, Po.

At the first sign of trouble, I’ll give you a signal.

You mean like Crane does?

Yeah.

Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?

Master Ox!

Master!

The ferocious Master Croc!

And Master Storming Ox.

I can’t believe we’re rescuing actual legends of kung fu.

We’re gonna free you from those bonds of injustice.

No problem.

Gotta be a key around here.

No, they wouldn’t leave a key around here.

Oh, good!

You found it.

Come on, you guys!

Yeah!

We’re coming for you, Shen!

Guys, are we going or not?

Do you want to meet us there later?

I mean, you do want to take back your city, right?

Of course we do.

But if we stand up to Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city.

Listen to yourself.

You’re protecting Gongmen City by not protecting Gongmen City?

If we all fight together.

Then the weapon would kill everyone.

Oh, would it?

Then we use.

a sneak attack!

We get inside and then.

And then you will be stopped.

by the unstoppable weapon.

Nothing’s unstoppable except for me when I’m stopping you from telling me something’s unstoppable!

Master Ox, I’m not letting you stay in this cell.

I’d like to see you get me out!

You guys see that?

It’s called being awesome.

Come on!

Whatever happened to being heroes?

The only hero in this town is a dead one!

Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell!

Yes!

All right, let’s go!

I get the top bunk.

It’s time to surrender, panda.

Kung fu is dead.

I.

You.

Kung fu is dead?

Fine!

You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness.

And all you get are three square meals a day of shame!

With despair for dessert.

We’ll take on Shen and prove to all those who are hungry for justice and honour that kung fu still lives!

Yeah!

Monkey?

You!

You’re mine!

I’ll tell you what’s gonna be yours!

My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face!

Get him!

Get me out of here!

Yes, sir!

Stop him!

Faster!

Yeah!

Go, go!

Lose him!

Yes, sir!

Viper!

Hang on!

What?

Watch out!

Uncool!

Very uncool!

Try this!

Guys, guys, guys!

Maybe something smaller!

No, no!

Oh, no, no.

Cute bunnies, off the face.

Excuse me!

OK, pardon me!

Fire!

We’ve lost them.

Again!

Again!

Crane, catch!

Gotcha!

Guys, guys, guys, guys, give me a shove!

Mantis, now!

Is that all you got?

It feels like I’m fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder!

Your turn!

Why are there so many signs?

Come here!

Alaka-squasho!

Yes!

Taste the defeat!

Let me tell you something.

Next time you mess with a panda, you better bring a whole a.

Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs.

I’ve hit you twice.

What are you going to do now?

We surrender!

You can chain my body, but you will never chain my warrior spirit.

Hey, don’t forget the little guy.

Did you just call.

Po, what are you doing?

Trust me.

I got a pl.

No way.

Eight-point acupressure cuffs?

Just like the ones that held Tai Lung.

The more you move, the tighter they get.

These are the best cuffs!

Greetings, panda.

At last we meet!

No, no, no.

We meet at last!

Yes, that’s it.

Greetings, panda.

We meet at.

You are afraid for a reason.

I am not afraid.

He is coming to me in chains.

If anyone should be afraid, it’s.

You.

Don’t even think about it.

I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.

This plan’s nothing like that plan.

How?

‘Cause this one’s going to work.

Keep moving.

Ah, my old enemy.

stairs.

Thanks for carrying me those last few flights.

OK.

I threw up a little bit on the third floor.

Someone might want to clean that up.

Is there some sort of evil janitor or something?

Greetings, panda.

We meet at.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey.

You’ve grown up bigger than I thought.

Hey.

enough with the poking around.

Strong.

Healthy.

Look, I don’t know who you are, but please stand aside, sir.

That’s a lady.

Oh!

Sorry.

The beard threw me It’s kind of misleading.

False advertising.

Enough of this nonsense!

Bring the prisoners to me.

Sorry, ma’am.

Get ready, guys.

Keep your eyes peeled for the weapon!

Sparrow kick!

We did it!

I just kung fu-ed it!

Did you guys see that?

I was all like.

Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?

I do not.

I know he is.

Oh, look at him.

A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees.

What?

A lifetime?

I did not have a lifetime.

We only heard about Master Rhino a few days ago, and we came to avenge him!

You’ve come to avenge nothing else?

Well, yeah.

All the pots and pans that you stole.

I’m gonna want those back.

Nothing else?

You probably did some other evil stuff along the way.

I don’t know.

What else did you do?

You don’t know?

Know what?

What’s so funny?

The very thing that you clearly do not know!

OK, enough of these riddles!

Would you guys spill the beans?

First, we come in and the weapon is tiny.

Surprise, it’s big.

And then the lady over here, I think it’s a guy, ‘cause he’s got.

The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

Well, thank you.

But I find your evilness extremely annoying.

Who do you think you are, panda?

Who do you think I am, peacock?

Why are we laughing?

Take aim.

Fire.

Well, light the thing!

I did!