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Got it

Fear Tech’s mascot

MU rules

MU

MU

MU

Did you see him catch that pig

You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman

Oh, thanks

No, no, no

I don’t know

He’s an Omega Howl guy

Back off

We saw him first

No way

We did

I’ll take it from here, gentlemen

Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar

What’s your name, big Blue

Jimmy Sullivan

Friends call me Sulley

This guy’s a Sullivan

Like the famous Sullivan

I can’t believe it

That is crazy

Chet, calm down

I’m sorry

Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that has got Future Scarer written all over him

Hey, did you see me ride the pig

That took guts

Slow down, squirt

This party is for Scare students only

Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out with someone a little more your speed

Uh

They look fun

Oh, hey there

Want to join Oozma Kappa

We have cake

Go crazy

Is that a joke

Sulley, talk to your friend

Oh, he’s not really my friend, but sure

You heard him

This is a party for Scare students

I am a Scare student

I mean for Scare students who actually, you know, have a chance

Aw, snap

My chances are just as good as yours

You’re not even in the same league with me

Just wait, hotshot

I’m going to scare circles around you this year

Oh, okay

I’d like to see that

Oh, don’t worry

You will

Ready position

Common crouch

I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth

Basic snarl

Show me some slobber

Drool is a tool, kids

Use it

Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer

You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat, breathe, and sleep Scaring

Yeah

Give me another one

Fear of spiders

Arachnophobia

Fear of thunder

Keraunophobia

Fear of chopsticks

Consecotaleophobia

What is this, kindergarten

Give me a hard one

Go Monsters U

You know what to do

The answer is C, fangs

Well done, Mr Wazowski

A bowl of spiders

Correct

A clown running in the dark

Right again

Warts, boils, and moles, in that order

Outstanding

Ah

Whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Ah

Ogre slump

Zombie snarl

Dominant silver back gorilla

That is some remarkable improvement, Michael

One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr Sullivan

A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber

You got it

That’s what I’m saying

I am going to wipe the floor with that little knowitall

Yes, you are, big Blue

Hey, wait

What are you guys

It’s just a precaution

RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan

Can’t have a member getting shown up by a beach ball

Woohhoo

I am on a roll

I’m going to destroy that guy

Well, then you’ll get this back right away

It’s time to start delivering on that Sullivan name

Today’s final will judge your ability to assess a child’s fear and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator

The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised from Bedwetter to Heavy Sleeper, so give it everything you’ve got

Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program and who will not

Let’s get started

I am a fiveyearold girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus

Which Scare do you use

Uh

That’s a Seasonal Creep and Crawl

Demonstrate

Results will be posted outside my office

Next

Focus

Johnson, Crackle and Howl

Yes

Hey

Do you mind

Don’t mind at all

Come on, Mike

Let’s just move

Stay out of my way

Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program

That’s because you don’t belong here

That’s what I thought

Whoa

Whoa

I’m so sorry

It was an accident

What

This

My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring

Accidents happen, don’t they

The important thing is no one got hurt

You’re taking this remarkably well

Now, let’s continue the exams

Mr Wazowski, I’m a five year old girl on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning

Which Scare do you use

Shouldn’t I go up on the

Which Scare do you use

That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler

Demonstrate

Stop

Thank you

But I didn’t get to

I’ve seen enough

I’m a sevenyearold boy

I wasn’t finished

I don’t need to know any of that stuff to scare

That stuff would’ve informed you that this particular child is afraid of snakes

So a roar wouldn’t make him scream, it would make him cry, alerting his parents, exposing the monster world, destroying life as we know it, and of course we can’t have that

So I’m afraid I cannot recommend that you continue in the Scaring program

Good day

Wait, what

But I’m a Sullivan

Well then, I’m sure your family will be very disappointe