بخش 05

Time for a celebration!

Yeah!

Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, because we’re building a fort!

Mom, can we stay up late tonight?

Mmm, I know you’re a princess and I’m just a stable boy.

Yuck!

Mom!

What are you doing?

Your grubby paw was in my bed!

Were you kissing my hand?

No.

And what about you with all your shedding?

I don’t shed. Really.

Uh…

Excuse me.

I just want to get my stuff.

Would you just…

Oh, hey.

Come on!

Let me get my stuff!

My butt!

First morning in the house.

That’s going in the album!

Guys!

We got a letter!

A letter?

We never get mail.

Oh!

Sorry.

It’s stuck.

Would you give me that!

Tentacles.

They’re sticky.

It’s the first event of the Scare Games.

A child’s room is where you scare, but avoid the toxicity lurking there.

Wait a minute.

Where do they want us to meet?

Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.

Art, you’ve been here before?

I have a life outside of the house, you know.

Welcome to your worst nightmare,

the Scare Games!

Scare Games!

Scare Games!

Yes!

Yes, I love it!

I love this energy!

Okay.

Okay, everybody.

Let’s hear it for the frats and sororities competing in this year’s games…

Jaws Theta Chi!

Python Nu Kappa!

Slugma Slugma Kappa!

Roar Omega Roar!

Eta Hiss Hiss!

And finally, Oozma Kappa.

Yay!

Woohhoo!

Hi, Mom!

Smile!

Let’s begin the first competition,

the Toxicity Challenge!

Human children are toxic!

And anything they touch is toxic.

We don’t have any human toys, but thanks to MU’s biology department, we found a close second, the stinging glow urchin!

Trust me when I say, you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

I want to touch it.

And you certainly don’t want to touch any of its friends.

Yeah, I want to touch them.

This is the starting line.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.

And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.

Mike…

What is it?

Does that mean if we lose, we’re out?

Don’t worry, Smoothie.

Squishy!

Squishy.

We’re not going to lose, because we have everything we need to win right here.

Heart.

No!

Me.

I’m going to win the race for us.

All right, all right.

That’s very cute,

It’s an obstacle course.

What are you going to do?

Roar at it?

I can get through faster than you, little guy.

Take your place at the starting line!

This is all about teamwork.

Everybody, stick together.

I’m going to beat you over that finish line.

Get ready to eat my dust.

Hey, guys, should we huddle up?

Attention, teams.

One last thing.

Scarers work in the dark.

I want to go home!

On your marks…

Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.

Thanks!

We’re going to rip you to pieces!

What?

Get set…

Go!

I’m going to touch them!

Ow!

Come on!

Uh, guys!

We’re falling behind a little!

Fellas!

Cheese and crackers!

Son of a mustache!

Salisbury steak, that hurts!

Is that as fast as you can go?

Just getting started!

What the…

That’s got to hurt!

Terry!

Don’t worry, we’ll be fi…

Roar Omega Roar wins!

Take that, Wazowski!

Are you delirious?

I beat you!

Get your eye checked!

Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!

Hey!

Second place ain’t bad.

Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!

What?

Your whole team has to cross the finish line.

Third place, EEKs!

Fourth place, PNKs!

No.

Fifth place, HSS!

No, no, no!

And in last place, Oozma Kappa.

I can’t feel my anything.

Oh Shocker!

Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!

No.

Don’t look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.

It would have taken a miracle for you to…

Attention, everyone.

We have an announcement.

Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.

The use of illegal protective gel is ‘cause for elimination.

What!

Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!

It’s a miracle!

Your luck will run out, eventually.

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Okay!

Listen up, Oozmas.

Now, we’re going to have to start winning these things together, so that means I’m going to need each of you guys to pull your own weight.

Mike?

What is it?

We’ve made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.

In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.

I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.

Sorry!

They get stickier when I’m sweaty.

Oh, my gosh, that’s terrible.

We’re experts in the ancient craft of closeup magic.

It’s all about misdirection.

Uh…

I have an extra toe.

Not with me, of course.

Guys, one slipup on the next event, and we’re goners.

So for this to work, I’m gonna need you to take every instinct you have and bury it deep, deep down.

Done.

From now on, we are of one mind.

My mind.

Oh, please.

I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.

Uh…

Okay, Mike.

Seems about right.

All right.

Give me scary steps.

Fifty up and down, right now.

Let’s go!

You’re wasting your time.

We need a new team.

We can’t just get a new team!

I checked this morning.

It’s against the rules.

What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?

Oh, no, no.

We are not cheating.

It’s not cheating.

I’m just, you know,

leveling the playing field.

Okay, so it’s kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?

They’re not exactly the scariest group in the world.

Oh, a ladybug!

Make a wish!

Make a wish!

This is not going to work.

Where are you going?

We’re training.

I’m a Sullivan.

That’s not enough.

You’re all over the place.

You’re charging ahead when you…

Bup, bup, bup!

You tell them what to do but not me.

So long, Coach.

Okay, Oozmas…

Boy, we need to get you a Bell.

Listen up.

If a kid hears you coming, they’ll call Mom or Dad, then you’d better run fast or things will get bad.

Huh?

In the next event, if even one of us gets caught, we’re all out.

So remember, do exactly what I do.

We are at the halfway point of the second event, and things are getting interesting.

Got it.

Only two teams left.

Who will make it out with their flag,

and who will be eliminated?

You do not want to get caught by a kid’s parent.

And in this event, you do not want to get caught by the librarian.

Quiet.

What’s so scary about a little old librarian?

I said, Quiet.