بخش 04

And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught.

You’re not scary.

You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.

Please.

Let me try the simulator.

I’ll surprise you.

Surprise me?

I doubt that very much.

Welcome back.

I hope everyone had a pleasant break.

Some say that a career as a screamcan designer is boring, unchallenging, a waste of a monster’s potential.

Open your textbooks to chapter three.

We will now plunge into the rich history of screamcan design.

Out of my way!

Coming through!

Oh, sorry.

Haha!

Welcome to this year’s Greek Scare Games kickoff.

The Scare Game!

Yeah!

Ok, relax.

We have a special guest, the founder of the games, Dean Hardscrabble.

Good afternoon.

As a student, I created these gas as a friendly competition, but be prepared.

To take home the troph, you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.

So good luck, and may the best monsters win.

Alright everybody, We’re closing down sign, so we’ll see you all.

Wait!

I’m signing up!

What?

Uh.

You have to be in a fraternity to compete.

Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games, the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!

Hi.

Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?

You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.

If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer in the whole school.

That won’t happen.

How about a little wager?

If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.

And what would that prove?

That you were wrong.

Very well.

If you win, I will let your entire team into the Scare program.

But if you lose, you will leave Monsters University.

Deal.

Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.

We need six guys, right?

Sorry, chief.

We count bodies, not heads.

That dude counts as one.

Anybody else want to join our team?

Anyone at all?

Excuse me.

Sorry.

I’m late.

Can I squeeze by you?

Randy!

Randy, thank goodness.

I need you on my team.

Oh.

Sorry.

I’m already on a team.

Boggs.

I’m finally in with the cool kids, Mike.

Don’t blow this for me.

Do the thing.

Oh!

Where did he go?

Please, anybody.

I need one more monster.

Just one more!

Yeah, sorry.

Doesn’t look good.

We have to move on.

Your team doesn’t qualify.

Yes, it does!

The star player has just arrived.

No way!

Someone else!

Please!

Anyone else.

We’re shutting down signups, okay?

Is he on your team or not?

Come on!

Let’s go!

Fine!

Yes, he’s on my team.

Good luck.

All right, Wazowski, what’s the plan?

This is a fraternity house?

Hey there, teammates!

Come on aboard!

As the president of Oozma Kappa, it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.

We call this room Party Central.

Technically, we haven’t actually had a party here yet.

But when we do, we’ll be ready!

Wooh!

The hot cocoa train is coming through!

Whoa!

Next stop.

You!

I would like to start us off first by.

So, you guys are Scaring majors?

We were!

None of us lasted very long.

I guess we just weren’t what old Hardscrabble was looking for.

Don Carlton, mature student.

Thirty years in the textile industry and then old dandy Don got downsized.

Figured I could throw myself a pity party, or go back to school and learn the computers.

Hello.

I’m Terry with a Y.

And I’m Terri with an I!

I’m a dance major!

And I’m not.

Five, six, seven, eight!

Seven, eight, turn!

And.

Why didn’t you turn?

Because we never agreed to do this!

You said this was going to be cool!

No one said this was gonna be cool.

Now I’m embarrassed.

Now you’re embarrassed?

Yes, because it’s in front of people!

You should wake up embarrassed.

Hey, hey, hey!

I’m Art!

New Age philosophy major.

Excited to live with you and laugh with you, and cry with you.

Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.

Guess that leaves me.

Ah!

My name’s Scott Squibbles.

My friends call me Squishy.

I’m undeclared, unattached, and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.

Now that we’ve all been introduced, as captain of our team.

So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?

Not a lot!

But now we’ve got you!

You’re about the scariest fella I’ve ever seen.

Even with them pink polka dots.

Aw, thanks.

Actually, I think I bring the whole package.

Your hands are as big as my face!

He’s like a Mountain with fur!

Oh, come on.

I don’t even work out.

Yeah, me neither.

I don’t want to get too big.

We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win, they’re letting us in the Scaring program.

We’re going to be real Scarers!

The best!

You betcha!

Yeah!

And here’s what you’ve been waiting for, fellas.

Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.

Oh.

Great!

We’re sharing this room?

We’ll let you guys get settled.

Anything you need, you just give a big holleroonie!

Okay, thanks, buddy.

Are you kidding me?

Look, they don’t need to be good.

I’m going to carry the whole team.

Really?

And who’s going to carry you?

Hey, if you want to go back to can design, you know where the door is.

Great.

Guys?

Anybody home?

Um.

Hello?

Fellas?

Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?

Ow!

Do you swear to keep secret all that you learn here?

No matter how horrifying?

Hey!

Will you take the sacred oath of the For crying out loud.

Sweetie!

Turn the lights on while you’re down here!

You’re going to ruin your eyes!

Mom!

We’re doing an initiation!

Oh, scary.

Well, carry on.

Just pretend I’m not here.

This is my Mom’s house.

Do you promise to look out for your brothers no matter what the peril?

Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous , no matter how insurmountable the odds may be?

From evils both great and small?

In the face of unending pain and.

Oh, forget it!

You’re in.

Look, we know we’re no one’s first choice for a fraternity, so it means a lot to have you here with us.

Can’t wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.