بخش 06

Faster.

Slow and steady.

Slow and steady.

Slow and steady.

Slow and steady.

Slow and steady.

Sullivan!

Sullivan!

Sullivan!

Sullivan!

No!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Look over here!

Is that legal?

You better believe it, mop top!

The only rule is don’t get caught.

Hey!

Over here!

Come and get me!

Come and get me!

Wooh-hoo!

Guys, what are you doing?

They said don’t let her catch you!

But they didn’t say how!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Come on!

We did it!

No, we didn’t.

We forgot the flag!

Mike?

Way to go, Squishy!

Way to go, Squishy!

How?

Misdirection.

The EEKs have been eliminated and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!

We’re Okay!

We’re Okay!

We’re Okay!

I’ve never felt so alive!

We were awesome!

Okay, look.

That wasn’t real Scaring.

It was better than what you did.

You should’ve stuck to my strategy.

Whatever.

Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.

Hey!

You guys going to the party?

Oh, I think you’ve got the wrong guys.

We don’t get invited to.

Party?

The midgames mixer at the RORs’.

It’s for the top Scare Teams.

See you there!

Did you hear that?

I can’t believe it!

Bad idea.

This is great.

They’re finally seeing us as real Scarers.

We’re going!

Do young people still dance?

Because my moves are a little rusty.

Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.

We can’t go in there without some scented candles.

Calm down.

We earned this.

What if there’s a lull in the conversation?

I never know what to.

You know.

Say?

How are you so good at this?

You just took on an angry 50 foot librarian, and you’re afraid of a little party?

Take a deep breath and in you go!

Hello.

It’s Oozma Kappa!

These guys are crazy!

What you did today was insane!

That was awesome!

Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!

I’ve never stayed up this late in my life!

Hey, quiet!

Quiet!

Quiet down, you canwranglers.

All right.

On behalf of the RORs, we’d like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.

All, right, let’s hear it for the PNKs!

I love that trick!

Never gets old.

HSS!

Very creepy.

And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games, Oozma Kappa!

Now, I got to admit, fellas, I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.

But, boy, was I wrong.

Let’s hear it for Oozma Kappa!

Oozma Kappa!

Oh!

What?

The most adorable monsters on campus.

Release the stuffed animals.

Faced!

Don’t worry.

Nobody reads the school paper.

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure they read the quad.

Woohhoo!

Thank you very much.

Okay.

Would you like that with two sleeves or four?

Thanks.

Tell your friends.

Hey!

What do you think you’re doing?

Raising a little money for charity.

Yeah?

Well, stop it.

You want us to stop raising money for charity?

That’s not cool.

This guy hates charity!

I want you to stop making us look like fools.

Hey, you’re making yourselves look like fools.

Let’s be honest, boys.

You’re never going to be real Scarers,

because real Scarers look like us.

But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company they’re always hiring in the mail room.