بخش 07

Guys, hold on!

Hey, hey, hey!

Wait a second.

Don’t listen to him.

We just need to keep trying.

No, you need to stop trying!

You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can’t change who they are.

Mike.

We appreciate everything you’ve done, but he’s right.

No matter how much we train, we’ll never look like them.

We’re built for other things.

Sorry, squirt!

Some monsters just aren’t cut out for the big leagues.

The big leagues.

Guys.

We’re going on a little field trip.

My tentacle fell asleep.

Thanks, Mom.

Have fun, kids!

I’ll just be here listening to my tunes.

Hey, uh, where are we?

The big leagues.

Holy rolypoly.

Nice fence.

This is amazing, Mike.

We’re not stopping here.

This is crazy.

We’re going to get arrested!

All Scare Floors now active.

West coast coming online.

Scarers coming out.

Look at them.

They’re going into the human world, and they don’t even look scared!

Wow!

Take a good look, fellas.

See what they all have in common?

No, not really.

Exactly.

There’s no one type of Scarer.

The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.

Terri?

Look.

Hey!

Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!

Don, that old fella is Earl The Terror Thompson!

What?

Where?

That’s really him?

He held the Scare Record for three years!

Oh!

Third door from the end!

Carla Killer Claws Benitez!

Look!

It’s Screaming Bob Gunderson!

I still have his rookie card.

Me, too!

Doesn’t have the speed anymore, but his technique is flawless.

Technique is flawless.

You collected Scare Cards, huh?

Yep.

450 of them.

Impressive.

I have 6,000 still in mint condition, but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.

Hey, look at me!

I’m Earl The Terror Thompson!

Whoa!

Oh, that’s great!

That’s a pretty good one, Squish.

I’ve been a real jerk.

So have I.

But it’s not too late.

We could be a great team.

We just need to start working together.

Hey!

What are you doing up there?

I can’t go back to jail!

Come on!

They’re right behind us!

Get back here!

Up there!

Get them!

Woohhoohoo!

Thanks, brother!

Don’t mention it.

I’m fine, really!

It’s just a little heart attack.

Aw.

I want a piece of that action!

Mom!

Start the car!

What?

Start the car!

Stop the bar?

The car!

Start the car!

Oh!

Okay.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Get in!

Get in!

Mom, go!

Seat belts.

Okay, go!

Does anyone want gum?

Just drive!

Okay.

Here we go!

Oh, yeah!

Let’s break in somewhere else!

Rise and shine!

Scary feet, scary feet.

The kid is in the bathroom!

Scary feet, scary feet.

Oh, he’s back!

Wake up!

Thirty seven!

Thirty eight!

Do I hear thirty nine?

Come on!

Yes!

Okay, Oozma Kappa, you’re looking good.

To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.

If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware.

Okay, scare the little kid.

Avoid the teenager!

I’m on the phone!

No one understands me!

Whatever.

But, Daddy, I love him!

First place, Roar Omega Roar!

Second place, Oozma Kappa!

Wooh!

Third place, HSS.

You’re lame.

Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.

Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!

You got 10 seconds. Go!

Kiosk!

Pile of leaves!

Standing out in the open.

And there should be one more.

How did I do?

Oh!

Not too shabby, Don!

Thanks!

I cannot get down.

Zombie snarl!

Angry poodle.

Jazz clown.

My Aunt Phyllis.

In the morning.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Time to go to work.

You’re out!

You’re out.

Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Yeah!

We’re down to O remaining team, Roar Omega Rr and Oozma Ka!

Which leads us to the final event!

“Every one of your skills will be put to the test.”

“The Scare Simulator will prove who’s the best!”

Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare in front of the whole school!

Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.

After you lose, no one will remember you.

Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.

Oh, boy. That is a good point.

Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!

You’ve got to teach us your moves.

Well, then you’re gonna want to talk to this guy.

Oh. Sure, I can teach you.

All right. You want to hide behind the chair?

You have to become the chair.

Thanks for coming, Dean.

Dean Hardscrabble!

If we get back into the Scaring program, I hope there’s no hard feelings.

Tomorrow, each of you must prove that you are undeniably scary.

And I know for a fact that one of you is not.

No. He works harder than anyone.

Do you think he’s scary?

He’s the heart and soul of the team!

Do you think he’s scary?