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And the King, he thought the Step King seemed okay at first, a little soft, maybe, but, heck, the Queen needed a meal ticket

But the more the King learned about him, the more he doubted the Step King’s ability to lead

So the King decided there was only one way to

Psst

Hey

Good story

Yeah

The King finally came back to his castle

But the evil Step King wouldn’t give him his crown back

Oh, okay, yeah

I think I’ve heard this story before

Ah, it’s a story as old as time, Brad

Well, you know what It turns out the Step King wasn’t evil at all

He was a really good guy

Fun at parties, great conversationalist, affable

And he saw that the beautiful Queen and perfect Prince and Princess were all alone, and he came valiantly to their rescue

Yeah, but wasn’t the Queen sad because the Step King couldn’t give her an heir to the throne

Okay, you know what

Now this is getting personal

Hey, Brad, come on

We’re just doing fairy tales here

All right

Well, the Queen wasn’t sad, just for the record The Step King was pretty sure she was totally cool with it

Yeah, Brad’s right

I’m sure the Queen was thrilled

Right

Right

Yeah

Honey, what’s the matter

Are you still sad about Dusty finding your tampon

No

No, I mean, this is a little embarrassing, but it’s just, I was

Is there any chance you still want another baby

Oh, my God

What, did Dusty say something

He’s just trying to get in your head

So it’s not true then

Okay

Maybe I did want another baby

But it’s not possible, given what happened to your

And I’m not blaming them I love them

They are my fuzzy little pals

You don’t have to say that

They are

I am 100% happy with the family that I have

The only reason I’m putting up with him is because my kids are so happy to see him

And I want them to have a relationship with their father

You know what

I can’t wait to see his face when he figures out how much you really do for his kids

Yeah I mean, I’m involved I’m emotionally available

Yeah, you are

You are darn right

It’s high time Dusty sees how a real dad does it

I am fired up

Let’s get some shut-eye

Hey, dudes

Hey, TJ

Brad

Look what Dad did

He finished the treehouse for you

Hey, hey

B-man

Hey, Brad Sorry about that

You all right

Brad, what do you think, man

Wow

Pretty cool zipline

You like that, huh It’s military grade

You built all this today With my tools

Oh, no, you can’t build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad

No, I had a little bit of help

Yo, Dylan, PS4 is all hooked up

Thanks, Uncle Griff

No problem, buddy

Uncle Griff

Dude, I went out for a beer last night, and who’s tending bar but our man Griffy

We get to talking and we just click

You know what I mean

He’s a great dude, man He really is

I know how you feel about him, but just give him a chance

All right

He’s having a tough time at home, and your firing him sure didn’t help

Well, I fired him because you made me

I made you

Yeah

Am I in charge around here now

Is my name on the mortgage

Last time I checked, you were the man of the house, and me and Griffy were just staying here

He’s not staying here

Because he’s black

No, not because of that

Look, Griffy helped me knock this out, all right

So despite any prejudices that you may or may not have

I don’t have any prejudices

I said “may or may not”

Well, it’s may not

Well, that’s good

Because that’s one of the ones I said

Hey, kids, come on

Helmets on the half-pipe

We got to be safe around here

Wait, half-pipe

Look, I know it’s taking up a lot of the yard, but it’s gonna make your house the coolest place in the neighborhood

I got a sound system, we got a couple Go-Pros

That’s Corey from Red Bull over there

Hey, Corey

You got a sponsor for my backyard

Hey, Mr Mayron

You want next

Nicholas, please, it’s Dusty

And, yes, I do

Brad, watch this run

I’m gonna dedicate this run to my future X-Games champs, Dylan and Megan

This is for you

Looks like you picked the wrong leisure activity, buddy

Thank you

Oh, hey, Sara

Hi

Okay

Who’s got next

I do

Look

Some cute little tricks there, Dusty

Really adorable

Brad

Hey, who’d like to see how we used to do it back in the empty pools of Encino, Castaic, Irvine, Long Beach Santa Clarita

Santa Cruz

Fremont

Honey, no, please come down

Oh, I intend to, sister

Come on, Brad, it hasn’t been that long

Godspeed

Whoa

Oh, my God Brad

Oh, no, it’s best not to touch him

Wait a second

What do you mean, don’t touch him

He’s in trouble

Look, I know he’s in trouble, okay

But if there’s a problem, who do you want to be in charge

You

Okay

All right, guys, we have an emergency situation

And what’s the first thing we do

Anybody

You Redhead

Call 911

Close

But wrong

First thing we do is remain calm

Yeah, that’s good advice

The 911 operator can’t understand you if you’re hysterical, okay

So let’s all take a deep breath

In for ten

Are you kidding me right now

Help him

Hey, that doesn’t sound calm, Sara

Now, please, call 911 and relate to the dispatcher what happened calmly, okay

Okay, yes

Anybody know what we do next

Check for pulse

Nice My star pupil

Come on up here

All right

Okay, two fingers on the neck, right below the ear

Good

You feel a heartbeat

Uh-uh

Okay, now that means that Brad here is now clinically

Anybody

You, Jean Jacket

Dead

Attaboy, Jean Jacket

You’re a smart kid

He is dead

All right, so what do we do

Come on, we’re losing him here

Give him CPR

Yes That’s my girl

Come on up here, sweetie

All right

All right, lock your fingers like this and press down hard right here

Oh, great job, sweetheart

Dusty, hurry

Okay, I’m going to go ahead and take this one

Okay

Watch closely now

If you do your chest compressions properly, it shouldn’t take long Clear out, guys

I got him I got him

My dad can bring people back from the dead

Mr Whitaker’s a zombie