بخش 02

Jesse

You awake

Jesse

Yeah

Everything good

Yeah

Good

Great

You want a cigarette

Thanks

Yeah

Guy on KOB keeps calling for rain

What do you think

Uh, I don’t know

Guy said like forty percent chance yesterday

Sixty percent today

Maybe it was even fifty yesterday

But so far,

I mean, I Yeah, I see clouds,

but I wouldn’t call ‘em rain clouds, just regular

regular cloudclouds

Anyway, that’s what they look like to me

Yeah, well, those guys aren’t

always that accurate

Yeah, right

I’m not putting myself out there as any kind of expert

or whatnot,

but I do think it’s gonna be

a beautiful afternoon

Guess what

We’re all alone

Yeah

Yeah Uncle Jack took everybody down to Elephant Butte,

on account of he got this new Chaparral

It’s pretty badass,

but I told him

I’m not really big into waterskiing,

plus, somebody’s

gotta take care of you

Took some convincing, but

now

it’s just you and me the whole weekend

And I

I’d really like your help with something

So

I I hate to be all like

But we gotta talk ground rules

Uh, if you tried to, you know, escape,

I’m gonna have to visit the little boy

It’ll basically be

out of my hands at that point

Uncle Jack made you that promise,

and he’s gonna want to stick to it

So

good behavior, right

Right

Good

I appreciate it, Jesse

Gotta make sure you don’t

draw too much attention

I’m a do a better job of keeping you clean from now on, okay

Promise

Good job

Hey, check this out

There’s no water in it

There used to be water in it,

but they took it out a couple years ago ‘cause of

some insurance thing

Okay, so,

it’s not actually that heavy, but

try as I might, I can’t ever get this thing on by myself

What are you better at, going forwards or backwards

Okay, well, let’s both go sideways for a while

Watch your fingers

I thought maybe I could just hang it from the ceiling here

and just drive right under and drop it in, but my

landlord didn’t really like that idea

I guess that’s good

I found this thing on Craigslist

So

Yeah

So is that what you needed help with

Part of it

The drug kingpin once known throughout the southwest as Heisenberg

may yet claim a final victim

Texas authorities investigating the poisoning of a Houston woman

are looking into her possible connection to Walter White’s criminal organization

The unnamed woman, who is hospitalized in critical condition,

is not expected to survive

White, the former Albuquerque school teacher

who was the subject of a sixmonth international manhunt,

was found dead late Tuesday at the scene of a gang massacre

which claimed the lives of nine people

The dollar is down today on the foreign exchange markets

The Dow Jones is down 15 points

the NASDAQ is down 34 points,

and the S&P 500 is up ten points

Hey there, look what the cat dragged in

Did I hear voices

Were you talking to somebody

Nope, not that I know of

Hey there, Lou

What you up to

A little horticultural maintenance

This ficus down at your end has been looking kinda puny

Gotta keep the thrift bugs off it

So, is a ficus technically a plant or a tree

I’d say it all depends Um

Keep in mind you got over 800 species of the darned thing

Wow

Well, all right, Lou, you have a good one

Yeah Don’t take any wooden nickels

Oh, man That guy

He’s not supposed to be home at this hour

We really lucked out that he didn’t see you

He’s just always lurking around, being nosy

I mean, he was in Vietnam, which I totally respect, but still

How you like my place

Yeah, it’s it’s nice

Kinda

pastel

But in a good way

Yeah, right

I was thinking of Easter eggs,

but

lately, I’m thinking I might like to try some new paint

This stuff is starting to feel pretty tired

Okay

Sure, so, you Is that why I’m here

You want me to help you paint

Maybe, yeah, um

If we have some time left over

But, first, uh

Oh, shit

Jesus

Todd

What

What

Ah, shit

Okay, please don’t,

you know, make me feel worse than I already do

Who is this

Sonia, my cleaning lady

And honestly,

I don’t feel much like talking about it, so

You want to give me a hand, Jesse

Just keep it straight

Oh, w wait

Unroll it

Kinda need this