بخش 04

Call your partner in here.

Casual, very casual.

Do it.

Hey, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant, you hear me?

Yeah.

Come in here, would ya?

You find something?

Yeah, pretty much.

Lieutenant?

What’s waiting for me back there, Casey?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Put your gun down!

Okay, relax, relax.

Put your gun down and show me your hands!

Everybody relax.

He says he’s not looking to kill any cops.

So let’s just.

let’s figure this out, all right?

Let’s. We’re gonna figure this out.

What are you doing here, Pinkman?

There’s something I need.

As soon as I get it, I am gone.

You let me outta here, I swear I will not hurt this guy.

What’s this thing you need?

Seriously, throw your gun in here and show me your hands.

Seriously, no. You point yours at me, I point mine at you.

That’s how this works.

What’s this thing you need?

Look. I don’t wanna shoot any cops.

Yeah, you don’t wanna shoot any cops.

Great, fantastic.

You know how many officers we got downstairs?

Tell him, Casey, tell him how many.

A good six, last I counted.

Six my ass, I counted eight of ‘em down there.

Patrol car on all four corners, more up the street.

They hear shooting, what do you think they’re gonna do?

Oh, they’re coming up.

They’re coming up, guaranteed.

That’s right, they’re coming up.

Then how far do you think you’re gonna get?

There’s only one choice here, buddy.

And you know what it is.

Come on.

Nobody wants to hurt you.

Give up, Pinkman.

It’s your only chance.

On the ground. Guns down.

On your stomach.

Jesus Christ! Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

What now?

Stay on him.

All right.

Hey! What are you doing?

Shut up.

Hey, how about some handcuffs, yo.

What are you doing?

You two aren’t cops.

You.

Shut the fuck up.

His legs! Get his legs.

No!

I know where the money is.

That’s what you’re here for, right?

You picked up a couple of windbreakers at the Army & Navy store, came strolling in, all clever and shit.

Well, I know where it is.

And I guaran-fucking-tee you won’t find it on your own.

Detectives? Louis Schanzer, unit 11.

I got somethin’ that might be helpful.

Hello?

Detectives? Everything okay?

Uh, sorry about that, sir. We’re dusting for fingerprints, you know?

It’s a delicate process.

I thought your CSI boys do that.

Didn’t they get ‘em all yesterday?

Yeah, well, you know, sometimes, you want something done right.

Oh, God, tell me about it.

My line was restaurant and hospitality supplies, so I completely get it.

Hey, listen, I just came across an old note Todd Alquist wrote me.

Figured it may be of interest.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Sort of a half-assed apology he slipped under my door.

I’d gone to our landlord about this stupid truck cap of his everybody kept tripping over, and.

Well, anyway, if you need a handwriting sample for analysis.

That’s. Yeah, yeah, that could be.

Yeah, sure.

Left it inside.

Didn’t want to touch it, speaking of fingerprints.

You’re welcome to come examine it.

Oh, it’s no trouble. I got time.

Show me the money, I let you go.

Hey.

What do you say, huh?

Seems pretty fair to me.

Oh, shit!

Holy shit!

Keep your voice down.

God, there’s gotta be there’s gotta be a million here.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Taking my half.

Wow.

Yeah?

A little man with big dreams? Yeah?

Hey, if I were you,

I’d walk the hell outta here right now.

I’ll shoot you, you son of a bitch.

I will shoot you.

Then do it already.

If I don’t get this money, I am dead anyway.

All right? If you pull that trigger, then you are gonna have to kill that loudmouth down the hall and every other witness in the place.

Then you will be as fucked as I am.

So what’s it gonna be?

Three-way split. And you got your third.

Don’t push it.

Yep?

Don’t react, just listen.

I got the money.

You gotta keep him talking for the next five minutes.

Since I got the Brita,

I find the tea tastes noticeably better.

Not a problem.

You got balls, I’ll give you that.

Can I get my gun back?

Fuck you. Go buy one.

I was wondering when you were gonna remember me.

It’s colorful, I’ll say that much.

Yes, it is.

Uh, I don’t expect you’d ever lose it in your closet.

Mm. And no dirt bag to replace?

That’s correct.

A lot of our customers find that handy and practical.

But they want an arm and a leg to pay for it.

And I ain’t paying for no paint job.

Yes, I agree. It’s very expensive.

But it’s a fine product.

However, if you are in love with your Kirby,

I’ll bet I could get it working for you again.

Uh, be with you in a minute.

Fixing my Kirby, how much would that cost?

Well, I won’t know until I take a good look at it, and it and if it needed a new motor, it’d be a little bit expensive, but certainly not as expensive as a new Dyson.

The estimate’s free, and all you gotta do is bring it in here.

I may take you up on that.

Excellent.

If I can get my niece to help me.

They make ‘em so heavy.

Yes, they do, and I want you to promise you won’t try to bring it in by yourself.

Get that help.

Hm.

I just don’t know why they can’t make things to last anymore.

Oh! You’re singing my song.

I want you to have a great day now.

Thank you, thanks for your help.

I’ll be back with my Kirby.

Excellent. Drive carefully.

If there’s any questions I can answer, just let me know.