درس 03

Oh man, all do you get bulshit learn one thing the gangster-est shit in the world

You learn nothing more gangster, nothing smarter, nothing more powerful than a housewife

Housewives are the smartest motherfuckers on Earth

People think it’s the working woman

No

Suckers work

That’s right

Smart people find other people to work for them

That’s right

That’s right

They got the Housewives of Atlanta

They don’t got the working bitches of Atlanta

Nobody would watch that show

No, a housewife’s a bad motherfucker, boy

‘Cause the housewife has convinced the husband that it’s his house, too

There’s a lot of guys in here right now, think they own a house

Think it’s they house too No

She took that house years ago

And the kids were in on it

That’s right

That’s right, the housewife’s a bad motherfucker

‘Cause the housewife got a little time

That’s right

So, before Daddy come home, the housewife get the kids together and they rehearse a little play that they do when Daddy get home

It’s like, “Ok, Daddy gonna be here in five minutes

You know your lines”

“I miss you, Daddy”

“Good Good

You say that soon as he walk in, ok

I need you to grab his leg and don’t let go

I’m gonna give him a big piece of chicken

And when he fall asleep, we go back to having our house”

Ha-ha

That’s right, fellas

You don’t own a house

If you live with a woman, you don’t have a house

That is her fucking house

Only man that owns anything is a single man, ok

And fellas, here’s the test, right now

If you really think you own a house, this the test

Ok, fellas, tonight when you go home, I want you to try

I want you to try

Fellas, when you go home tonight, I want you to try to hang up a picture of your mother

It’s your house, right

Give it a shot

“What’s that”

“It’s a picture of my mother”

“I don’t like that frame”

You’ll never see that picture again

Maybe at your mother’s funeral

She’ll go, “Look what I found”