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Here it is.

Oh, I can’t read this.

Just make it bigger, see?

Oh, yeah.

Jen.

How does she survive?

She doesn’t eat anything.

I don’t know.

Don’t be late, Peter.

Okay.

So, no nightmares?

Me?

No.

Insomnia?

Now it’s like eight words on the whole screen.

You don’t want to talk about anything?

I just made the whole thing disappear.

I don’t know what I did just now.

Peter, let’s go!

Okay, well, if you want to talk about something later on, we can do that.

Okay, have a good day.

He didn’t react at all?

Not a word.

What’s his game?

What’s yours, Pete?

I mean, come on, you don’t start a war with a note.

Maybe he didn’t actually read it.

He read it.

It was on his desk, unfolded.

Maybe he forgot what he read.

Old people do that.

You do that, Steve.

Oops.

That happened.

But the point is you’ve already blown the element of surprise.

You’ve got to attack immediately.

Um, there’s chili in your backpack.

He knows.

Yeah.

Hi, Steven.

Oh, God, no.

You left your retainer in the back seat of Mom’s car.

I think a Snickers got mashed up in it.

Ugh.

At least I hope that’s a Snickers.

See you at dinner.

We’re good, it’s a Snickers.

Coming along, Arthur?

Not bad.

If you like big boxes.

Big boxes built this company.

Yes.

Yes, they did.

You sure that’s the Walmart footprint?

“Walmart”?

Thought this was for Kmart.

It’s Walmart.

Oh, man.

I’m sorry.

I, uh, got a lot on my mind these days.

My father-in-law just moved in with us, so.

I don’t know.

I feel like he judges me.

He thinks I work for some soul-sucking corporate firm that has no interest in the cares or worries of its.

Its employees.

Have a good time.

So I’m just gonna walk home?

Well, you can if you want.

Or you can use this.

I already have a phone.

That’s not a phone.

I don’t even know what that is.

Just take it.

Okay, now, this is a car service called Lyft.

You want to go home, you just swipe that, somebody comes to get you.

You don’t need any cash.

You don’t even have to talk to anybody.

Just swipe.

Just swipe it.

Bye, Dad.

Oh, okay.

Say hi to Jerry for me.

I will.

Holy cow.

This is all yours?

This is like a college kid’s dream room.

Are you kidding?

No college kid could afford this.

The pool table alone is 6 grand.

And you use all this stuff?

Of course, I do.

What do you want to do first?

Eight ball?

Pump some iron?

I got Madden.

And what the heck is that?

That is a Onewheel.

And they are fun.

And you actually ride that thing?

Hells yes!

Epic!

Whoa!

You should see me.

Wow!

Yo, Jerry!

Oh, sorry.

I didn’t know you were ocupado.

This is my old friend Ed.

Ed.

Danny.

Hey.

Danny.

Hi, Danny.

Glad to meet you.

So, uh, we walking?

Yeah.

Oh, good.

‘Cause my masseuse told me if I got 10,000 steps in this week, she would meet me for coffee.

Ooh.

And by coffee, I mean, you know.

Coffee?

Yeah, coffee.

Morning, ladies.

Really, dude?

Those yoga pants are gonna be the death of me.

Why do you do that?

What?

They think I’m cute.

Yeah, cute, like, “Aren’t old guys cute “when they still think they have a shot?

Hey, I’m a catch.

You know, I got a full pension.

Two more years, I can ski free as a senior.

You ski?

No, I do not.

Morning Beautiful morning.

How you doing?

Nice, nice.

Next time bring up the pension.

Or the free skiing you’ll never do.

Oh.

How’s your daughter’s place, Ed?

It’s okay, I guess.

She gave me my grandson’s room.

He’s not too happy about it.

He sent me this last night.

Whoa!

How did you respond?

I didn’t.

You’re just gonna roll over on this?

You got to respond.

Come on.

This kind of aggression shall not stand.

Semper Fi.

I didn’t know you were a Marine.

I wasn’t.

I’m just saying.

Ah, he’s a kid.

He’s getting used to it, just like I am.

I’m his grandfather.

So you know.

He’s not gonna do anything.

What are you talking about?

You can’t.

“People who steal other people’s rooms “should not sleep well.”

Peter?

Oh, Peter.

Grandpa.

Is that you?

Yeah, it’s me.

You know it’s me.

You know what time it is?

Nighttime?

It’s the middle of the night.

Come on.

It’s not funny, Peter.

I don’t like people playing tricks on me, especially not my own grandson.

It’s not a trick.

It’s war.

You don’t go to war against your family.

You have to have an enemy to go to war, and I’m not your enemy.

You got my declaration.

Why didn’t you say anything?

Because I was kind of hoping it was a joke.

It’s not a joke.

You took something of mine, and I want it back.

Okay.

Go back to sleep.

You made your point, but this is over now.

We’ll see you in the morning, which is almost here.

Grandpa?

I love you.

I love you, too, kiddo.

But the war’s still on.

Hi, Grandpa.

Hey, Jenny.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Why not?

‘Cause when Peter lived here, I wasn’t allowed, unless I sneaked.

Come on, come on.

So, what can I do for you?

Nothing.

I just like to look at other people’s stuff.

You know it’s my birthday coming up.

That I do.

Okay.

Just making sure.

What’s this?

Those are marbles.

Can I have one?

Sure, if you promise to take care of it, because they’re very special.

They’re not magic.

People always think their things are magic and they never are.

No.

I didn’t say that they were magic, but they are special.

Come here.

You remember how Grandpa used to build houses?

Yeah, but I wasn’t born.

That’s true, you weren’t born.

But when you build a house, you always start by doing some digging.

And for some reason, you almost always find marbles.

I guess because they roll around and get lost easily.

But pretty much every foundation I ever dug, I always found a marble or two.

So, guess what I did with them?

What?

I kept them.

So, if you count all those marbles, you’ll know how many houses I built.

That’s a lot of houses.

I worked a long time.

How come you don’t work now?

Because I’m what you call “retired.”

What’s “retired”?

It’s when you stop working so you can do other things.

Like your grandmother and I had big plans, but sometimes things just don’t work out.

Can I have a marble now?

Sure.

What the.

Careful, sweetheart.

Careful, careful.

Are you okay, Grandpa?

Yeah, yeah.

I’m just gonna rest down here for a while.

Can I still have a marble?

Take whatever you want.

Oh, no.

No, no.

No.

What’s that racket upstairs?

Grandpa lost his marbles.

You wanted to see me?

Yeah, come on in.

Shut the door.

Have a seat.

So.

You know that big jar of marbles I had?

No.

How would I know about the things you have in your room.

that used to be mine?

That’s good.

That’s funny.

That’s real funny.

Everybody likes a funny kid.

I thought we were done with this.

All you have to do is tell Mom and Dad that you want to switch rooms with me.

And then it’ll be done.

You really want a war?

Because, you know, I’ve been in one.

And it’s not like video games.

Even if you win, everybody gets hurt.

I only want what’s mine.

By playing hardball, huh?

I’m not playing.

Fair enough.

So, what are the rules of engagement?

The what?

Rules of engagement.

What’s allowed and not allowed.

You don’t have rules in a war.

Oh, yes, you do.

“Rule number one.

“No collateral damage”to civilians or their property.”

That means it can’t affect your parents or your sisters.

Agreed.

“Rule number two.

“No telling.”

This is man-to-man, just between me and you.

No ratting the other guy out.

Agreed.

Okay.

Sign.

Okay.

You got your wish, Secret Warrior.

Okay.

Senior Soldier.

But from now on, you better watch out.

The jungle.

a place where animals both big and small, exotic and bizarre, coexist with one another in the same space and in the same time.

The game to survive.

The stakes life and death.

Those who strike first live to see another day.

Those who sleep will be eaten alive.

Okay.

Okay.

What the.

What is this stuff?

Fast-drying foam sealant.

I’m gonna kill this kid.

You don’t mess with me, you little.