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Yeah, you gotta change the input to video.

I think I got this.

You’re on AUX.

Change it to video.

It’s not my TV.

It’s your turtle.

You’re doing it wrong.

I know.

I think I know how to do my office.

Screwdriver.

Is this two-ply or one-ply?

We’re so guilty.

BOTH: Quiet fives.

Quiet fives.

Wow, that nanny cam really has good picture quality.

Was that hi-def?

‘Cause you could really tell that’s us.

I can’t believe it.

I gotcha.

I finally gotcha!

We’ve finally got them, sir.

Yes, yes.

Well done, Melvin.

Extra credit granted.

Put that in my pocket.

Extra credit, it feels so good!

got extra credit

I told you I would get you one day.

And that day I was talking about is this day.

Today.

This is the day.

Are you going to tell our parents?

No.

Your parents are obviously total failures.

I have a much more effective punishment in mind.

Because I’m going to have you two placed in separate classes.

I’m going to annihilate your friendship.

What?

No!

You see?

You won’t be together.

You won’t be able to enjoy each other’s company and ruin my life.

Mr. Krupp, no.

You can’t do this.

Please.

This is too much I mean, even for you.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, boys.

Because come Monday.

Separate classes.

Our friendship’s over.

I’ll never see you again in my life!

Hey, hey.

Calm down.

It’s not the end of the world.

We’ll still be best friends.

Just way down the hall from each other.

What am I talking about?

This is bad.

Long distance relationships never work!

This is just the beginning.

Imagine the future.

Friends separated promising each other they’ll remain besties.

But within months, we’ll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall.

Hey, George.

Hey.

Do I know you?

HAROLD: You’ll have a weird haircut.

I’ll be wearing a suit for some reason.

And before we know it, separate classes will lead to separate lives which inevitably leads to robots.

What?

Why are there robots at the mall?

Because this is the future!

The future always has robots.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why are the robots shooting other robots?

Aren’t they supposed to be friends?

I don’t know!

I’m the artist, you’re the writer.

That’s why we need each other.

Help!

Fire!

Okay, you’re right.

No, you are right.

I mean, if we get put in separate classes, it’s the end of the world as we know it.

What are we gonna do?

Oh, I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do.

First thing Monday morning, we’re getting that turtle.

Edith!

Oh, is this a bad time?

I did not mean to interrupt the copying process.

I’ll go.

GEORGE: Yes, go!

Please go.

No, no.

I’m just finishing up.

What brings you around here?

I just made this tuna casserole and I noticed it had your name on it in jalapeno peppers.

Mmm.

It smells spicy.

EDITH: Yep.

Mmm-hmm.

That’s ‘cause it’s been dry-aged for a week.

I don’t know what that means, but it sounds very time-consuming.

It took a week.

Eww.

They like each other.

Oh, no, George.

I think it’s much worse.

They like-like each other.

What are you talking about?

Adults don’t like-like other adults.

Well, you probably haven’t seen it at your home since your parents are married.

In my studies, like-liking seems to end with marriage.

Well, I should probably get back to running the school.

You know, it’s not gonna run itself.

But.

Oh, Edith.

Get your head out of the clouds.

Wait, Edith!

You never gave me the tuna casserole.

I think he forgot the turtle.

Go, go, go.

That’s important.

Great.

What now?

GEORGE: Hello.

If you would like the chance to win one billion dollars.

Ooh, please hold for one of our representatives.

It’s gotta be in here somewhere.

Ugh.

Whoa!

What?

Everything Krupp ever confiscated from us.

Look at all that stuff.

Oh, dear old whoopee cushion.

You will sing once again.

Oh, my Super Duper Soaking Machine!

My hypno-ring!

I never even got to take it out of the wrapper.

Wow.

HAROLD: Look at this.

He’s got every issue of Captain Underpants we’ve ever created.

You think he reads them?

I was kinda hoping that we appealed to a slightly cooler demographic.

Well, if it isn’t George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

Is it perhaps this?

Oh, no.

Nice try.

Turtle and I have grown quite attached.

We’re inseparable, actually.

I carry him wherever I go.

Including the shower!

Oh.

Poor turtle.

Oh, what’s this?

Why, it’s the paperwork to separate you two.

It’s really incredible.

I can actually see the end of your friendship.

And it ends right here.

On this dotted line.

George, do something.

Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp or we’ll hypnotize you.

What?

What?

You said do something.

What is that?

Forged from the molten plastic of Shandong, China.

In the lowest floor of the darkest basement where only toy prizes dare be made exists the most powerful item ever to be found in a box of Frosted Sugar Doodles.

The hypno-ring.

Hypnotize me?

With that piece of plastic junk?

Does that really work?

What do you think?

I got it out of a cereal box.

I’m warning you.

If you don’t do what we say, you’re gonna get really sleepy.

Oh, will I?

I’ll get sleepy?

With that thing pointing at me?

It’s not making me sleepy.

I’m not gonna get sleepy from.

Whoa!

What kind of plastic hokum is this?

Whoa!

What’s happening?

I don’t know.

Why are we floating?

What was that?

I don’t know.

I honestly didn’t think that would happen.

Gotcha.

You’re safe now, little turtle.

When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.

Wait.

How do you know this?

I don’t know.

I just say the first thing that comes to my mind with great authority.

You are now a chicken.

It worked!

He’s a chicken.

Okay, let me try.

Let me try.

You’re a monkey.

Oh!

Look at him, he’s a monkey!

Come on.

BOTH: You are now the greatest superhero of all time the amazing Captain Underpants!

Tra-la-laaaaa!

Captain Underpants?

Is that really you?

Let’s see.

Underpants, check.

Captain, also check.

I’m pretty sure I’m Captain Underpants.

It worked!

Which must make you my trusty sidekicks!

BOTH: Sidekicks?

Fear not, this planet is safe under my watchful eye.

This is hilarious!

This is amazing!

Let’s see what’s afoot.

Wait, no!

Well, that was invigorating.

We gotta stop him.

Why?

Huzzah!

Out of the road, bozo!

Why, thank you, vehicle person!

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Ow!

Yeah, we should probably go get him.

Captain Underpants, wait!

Oh!

Ha-ha!

What is this?

Poor soul.

You’re trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison.

What’s that?

I can’t hear you.

But I see your tears.

Is it okay that I’m kinda loving this?

Yes and no.

But mostly yes.

Fear not, for I will set you free!

Ow!

Ooh!

What is wrong with you?

Ah, that’s better.

I can hear you now.

Sorry, sorry.

We’re so sorry.

Okay, listen, let’s not be punching people, though, because.

Hold it.

Here, let me help.

Oh!

You’re welcome, madam.

You know, we should probably get you back to the school before anything else.

Halt!

What?

Do you sense that?

No.

Well, of course you don’t.

You’re not a superhero like me.

Come, sidekicks.

Evil lurks within!

Oh, no!

Where’d he go now?

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: To the sky!

You’d think a guy like him would be easy to find.

Found him.

Stand down, you giant ape monster!

Giant ape monster?

What is he talking.

Your days of terrifying this town are over!

Mr. Krupp!

I mean, Captain Underpants!

You can’t actually fly!

Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!

I gotcha!

We gotta do something.

I’ve got an idea.

Morning.

Morning.

Oh, that is a lot of buttons.

Take that!

Ah, cheap shot!

Ow!

Right in the kisser!

No!

Oh, hi, guys!

GEORGE: Wait!

No!

Follow that gorilla!

Oh, you put up a good fight!

Yeah!

You are so good at operating a crane, Harold.

I know!

It’s really not that hard.

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Rest assured, citizens of this marvelous metropolis.

I will rid you of this menace any moment now!

HAROLD: Come on.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Victory!

Yes!

Bravo!

Oh, no, no, no!

Let that be a lesson to evildoers everywhere.

Never underestimate the power of underwear!

Who the heck are you?

What the.

Wow!

I can’t believe we found a spot.

Oh, goodness.

Grandpa, you did it again.

He’s a sleepwalker.

Come on, pap pap, let’s get you back into bed.

But what about all the other evil villains?

Well, don’t worry about that.

There’s no more evil villains around here.

A science teacher, hmm?

The perfect cover.

Chums!

What an astounding headquarters.

Stuffed full of relics all celebrating my interplanetary exploits!

Oh, this takes me back.

What are we gonna do?

He can’t just stay here.

We have to turn him back into Krupp.

I know, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge what’s happening here please?

I mean, Captain Underpants is hanging out in our tree house!

Look at the cute little turtle.

Oh, he’s so adorable.

Well, a hero’s work is never done.

Now it is time to fly again!

No, no, no, no!

Where am I?

Where are my pants?

Oh, no!

He’s Krupp again.

Ah!

Tra-la-laaa!

That’s it!

Now we know what turns him back and forth.

Turns who what?

Why am I soaking wet?

Cool.

Hey.

Tra-la-laaa!

Harold!

Tra-la.

George!

Laaa!

We should probably stop.

Yeah, we probably should.

Stop doing this!

Tra-la.

I am Captain.

What are you doing?

Hello?

Well, hello!

What’s happening?

Fear not!

Didn’t know I could do this.

Hey, sidekicks!

Tra!

Hey!

Heyo!

Tra-la-laaa!

GEORGE: Okay, this is the street.

Come on, come on.

We’re almost there.

BOTH: Evening.

Evening.

Drop it.

No, get off.

Gimme!

That’s a bad dog.

We made it.

Yeesh.

I wonder what horrors lie inside.

There’s probably wild dogs in there.

HAROLD: Probably torture implements.

GEORGE: Rabid rats.

Brains in jars.

Jars of plucked-out eyeballs.

Bones of former students.