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Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants.

Oh, no.

There you are.

I’ve been looking all over for you.

Hmm.

How many A’s are there in “Tra-la-laaa?”

What?

I’ll just go with 11.

Enjoying your first day, professor?

The complete opposite, actually.

Look at what these little monsters have created!

We must lock them up, probably, like, forever!

Hmm.

Oh, my.

This is not a comic.

This is a history book.

What?

And as such, it should be taught in every classroom.

And you yourself must teach it because that is how good it is.

I don’t understand.

I thought, like, we’d be on the same page here.

What page is that?

I’m on page 9, here.

It’s fantastic.

Look, look.

It’s about this evil science teacher who looks a lot like you, by the way.

And he wanted to rid the world of laughter but he couldn’t figure out how to do it.

Even worse, it seemed like everywhere he went, people were having fun and laughing.

It just was infuriating.

But then, he discovered someone who wasn’t.

Why is it funny?

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Anti-Humor Boy!

And then the professor says, “Very interesting.”

That’s my voice for him.

Wait, wait, wait.

Gimme that.

That’s no Anti-Humor Boy.

That’s the suck up from class.

Very interesting.

You boys don’t even realize it but your silly comic book just helped me figure out how to wipe out laughter on the.

Oof!

MAN: Out of the road, bozo!

Hey, watch where you’re going!

You just hit Professor Poopypants.

MAN: Poopypants?

That’s not funny!

That’s not funny!

WOMAN: Ever heard of the sidewalk?

Oh, if I had insurance, you’d be in.

Ow!

I’ll admit that was surprising.

Wow.

That actually worked out for once.

Good job, Captain Underpants.

At your service, sidekicks.

Now where was I?

We should probably get back to class, huh?

Yeah, we probably should.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

If you could just.

Watch your feet.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, Todd.

Now, let me ask you something.

If you could control your principal what would you do?

Shh.

It’s starting.

It’s starting.

MELVIN: I just wanna make sure you apply the extra credit to next semester.

I won’t be needing it this semester, of course.

Oh, yeah.

Sure, yeah.

Whatever floats your boat, Melvin.

GIRL: Excuse me?

Can I please get an ice cream sandwich?

Yeah, scram, okay?

We’re closed for Ebola.

Okay, just a quick check to make sure that we’re connected.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

We’re sure that’s safe?

PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS: And now, some classic funny bloopers!

Ah.

That’s a good one.

Oh, this one’s my favorite.

I’m sorry.

Why are you showing me this?

MAN: Ow.

Come on, that was funny!

That child walked right into that rake.

I’m bored!

What else is on?

Fascinating.

Computer, scan.

I don’t believe it.

You know, I suspected something smaller than normal, but this.

This.

What?

What is it?

I can’t find it.

Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus!

You don’t have one!

I don’t get it.

Exactly.

You have no sense of humor like a chair or a supermodel.

Melvin, with your brain and my brain together we can finally wipe out laughter for once and for all!

So George and Harold want a supervillain well, ask and ye shall receive!

HAROLD: I hereby declare the Jerome Horwitz art program reinstated!

Oh.

After you, sir.

Ooh, what if we.

I’m already on it.

Oh, this is gonna be epic!

Come on, Captain, draw!

Move your hand in the shape of a person!

Why does it look like a chicken?

This whole visual storytelling thing is hard!

Oh, that’s good.

Here, these need words.

Hey, sidekicks why are we doing this again?

Well, we’re making school fun again.

You know, “free the children.”

Hey, hey!

What if we put this panel right here?

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes.

Ah, yes.

Of course.

Fun.

On it!

Ha-ha!

Uh.

Where’d everybody go?

Where did this even come from?

Hey!

Oh, hey, sidekicks.

Glad you could join.

How did you even do this?

I thought you said you were looking after the.

Oh, my goodness!

Is that a Ferris wheel?

Well, of course it is!

It came with the carnival I ordered.

This cotton candy makes me feel powerful!

Hey, uh, where are all the teachers?

Detention.

They have a real attitude problem.

Sure beats having Krupp around!

Oh, yeah.

Krupp would totally lose his mind if he saw this.

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Step right up!

Who’ll be the first to dunk the principal?

BOTH: No!

I’m drowning!

Tra-la.

All right, that’s enough.

Recess is over.

Ah, come on!

Just one more ride!

Whoa!

Hey, watch it!

What is this, a carnival?

I hate carnivals!

Oh, this looks fun!

How do we play?

BOTH: Hold your fire!

What is happening?

Who wants ice cream?

KIDS: Ice cream!

What are we gonna do?

We can’t keep this up forever.

We have to!

We’ll just take shifts watching him.

I’ll take today.

You take tonight.

Sugar!

Sugar!

Harold, I really want some sugar.

Me too.

We made the wrong choice!

This did not solve anything!

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Hey, sidekicks!

Check this out!

Geronimo!

No!

This way!

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: Field trip, anyone?

GEORGE: No, no, no!

Nothing’s more fun than fire!

Except being on Fire!

What is happening?

Tra-la-laaaa!

Now, this is how you run a school!

Free the children!

Wait a minute.

What the.

How did this.

I don’t understand.

Help!

What the.

You.

You two.

Your friendship is no more.

What?

George!

Harold!

Harold!

Come back!

George, I’m right here!

I’m right here!

Oh, no!

No, no!

Don’t leave me!

I won’t!

I won’t, George!

Harold!

No, no!

Wait, wait!

Stop!

George!

This thing is amazing, Professor P.

You could probably solve world hunger with an invention like this.

Pass!

More importantly how do I look?

Just like you do in this comic!

Good!

Now, hands off the merchandise, and go fetch your little toilet, okay?

I call it “The Turbo.”

Yeah, yeah.

Couple of gold stars for you, kiddo.

Let the Poopageddon begin!

Whoo-ee!

What?

Oh, you’ve gotta be joking me!

Poopypants has no gas!

You can’t write this stuff.

Where would a burgeoning villain find unlimited power?

True power comes from within.

No, it doesn’t, Melvin!

That’s on stupid posters!

Okay.

It comes from enormous energy sources!

A nuclear waste dump.

I see where you’re going.

A poisonous chemical factory.

Or perhaps a place even more toxic!

Whoo!

These leftovers got a kick.

Oh, it’s a powerful smell.

Back in business, baby!

Memorize these elements.

Oxygen.

Beryllium.

Boringillium.

Lameium.

Snoronium.

BOTH: Excuse me, everybody, there’s a giant.

BOTH: Do not interrupt while I’m reading monotone from my textbook!

BOTH: But the toilet!

BOTH: Ugh.

Just go.

Harold?

George?

PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS: Students and faculty of Jerome Horwitz Elementary, the world, as you know it, is about to go extinct.

And a new world order is about to rise!

One that is, you know, honestly pretty similar to the old world order except for one tiny detail.

Melvin?

Comin’ atcha!

Powered by Melvin’s unique neurology.

I will successfully disable the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus of every single child at Jerome Horwitz Elementary.

For I, Professor Poopypants.

Yeah, it’s a funny name.

It just makes you laugh and laugh, right?

Get down!

Still give you the chuckles now?

Poopypants!

KIDS: I don’t get it.

Why is that funny?

Perfect!

Finally!

You’re speaking my language!

Oh, no.

This is bad.

This is seriously bad.

I mean, a world without laughter?

George, if he destroys our sense of humor, he destroys us!

Imagine how boring our comics will be.

Captain Underpants and the Purchase of the Sensible Beige Pants.

GEORGE: Captain Underpants Eats All of His Falafel.

HAROLD: Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry.

PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS: And would the creators of this absolutely hilarious comic book.

please come out, come out, wherever you are!

You’re next.

Okay, we have to stop him.

We’ve gotta find a way to unplug Melvin.

Yeah.

But how do we get to him without Poopypants seeing us?

What are you two doing together?

Are you in there?

Oh.

Maybe you’re hiding here.

Oh, sorry.

Are you stuck on hold?

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, totally hate when that happens.

Well, good luck with that.

Now, where are those two little.

Stand down, Poopypants!

What is happening?

I hope this works.

Tra-la-laaa!

Ow!

Ow!

Keep standing down.

I’m just gonna be a second.

Ow.

I bet he thought that was going to be cooler.

Oh, boy.

Here goes nothing.

Ha-ha!

Prepare to be vanquished and justice to be served on a piping hot platter of freedom!

With a side order of liberty and a super-sized cup filled with freedom also!

Impressive use of fast-food analogies, you giant baby with a cape on!

Let’s do this.