6بخش

Teach me to sail.

My job is to deliver Maui across the great ocean.

I should…

I should be sailing.

It’s called wayfinding, princess.

And it’s not just sails and knots…

it’s seeing where you’re going in your mind.

Knowing where you are…

by knowing where you’ve been.

Okay, first, I’m not a princess.

I am the daughter of the chief.

Same difference.

No.

If you wear a dress, and you have an animal sidekick…

you’re a princess.

You are not a wayfinder.

You will never be a wayfinder, you will never be a…

Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?

You are a bad person.

If you can talk, you can teach.

Wayfinding.

Lesson one. Hit it.

Pull the sheet.

Not the sheet.

No.

Nope.

Nope. No.

Tried that one already.

You’re measuring the stars, not giving the sky a high-five.

If the current’s warm, you’re going the right way.

It’s cold.

Wait, it’s getting warmer.

Aah! That is disgusting! What is wrong with you?

We’re here?

See, told you I could do it!

Motunui?

I’m home?

Moana!

Dad?

Moana!

Mom?

Help!

No!

Moana!

Enjoy your beauty rest?

You know, a real wayfinder never sleeps…

so they actually get where they need to go.

Muscle up, buttercup.

We’re here.

You’re sure this guy’s gonna have your hook?

Tamatoa? Oh, he’ll have it.

He’s a scavenger. Collects stuff. Thinks it makes him look cool.

And for Tamatoa, trust me…

my hook is the coolest collectible.

And he lives up there?

No, no, no.

That’s just the entrance…

to Lalotai.

Lalotai?

Realm of monsters?

We’re going to the realm of monsters?

We? No. Me.

You are gonna stay here with the other chicken.

That’s what I’m talking about. Gimme some.

Come on. That was a good one. How do you not get it?

I called her a chicken, there’s a chicken on the boat.

I know she’s human, but that’s not the…

You know what? Forget it. Forget it!

I’m not explaining it to you.

‘Cause then it’s not funny.

So, daughter of the chief…

I thought you stayed in the village.

You know, kissing babies and things.

Hey, I’m just trying to understand…

why your people decided to send…

How do I phrase this? You.

My people didn’t send me.

The ocean did.

The ocean?

Makes sense.

You’re what, eight? Can’t sail.

Obvious choice.

It chose me for a reason.

If the ocean’s so smart…

why didn’t it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself?

Or bring me my hook?

The ocean’s straight up kooky-dooks.

But I’m sure it’s not wrong about you.

You’re the Chosen One!

The ocean chose you for a reason.

If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.

So, not seeing an entrance.

Yes, because it only appears…

after a human sacrifice.

Kidding.

So serious.

Don’t worry…

it’s a lot farther down than it looks.

Cheeeehoooo!

I am still falling!

You can do this.

Go!

And he sticks the landing.

What? Dum-dum, she’s not even here.

No mortal’s gonna jump into the realm of…

Well, she’s dead.

Okay, let’s get my hook.

Maui’s fishhook!

Yeah!

Sorry!

I thought you were a monster…

But I found your hook.

And, you’re right, this Tamatoa guy really likes his treasure.

Stay.

What? No. I’m the one who found…

Listen. For a thousand years…

I’ve only been thinking of keeping this hair silky…

getting my hook…

and being awesome again.

And it’s not getting screwed up by a mortal…

who has no business inside of a monster cave, except…

Except…

maybe as bait.

Huh?

Wow!

The shiny, glittery cave.

And just like me…

it is covered in sparkly treasure.

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

You’re not selling it!

This is stupid! I’m just gonna walk up and get it!

You go up there, he will kill you. Just stick to the plan.

Oh, when he shows up, keep him distracted.

Make him talk about himself.

He loves bragging about how great he is.

You two must get along swell.

No, not since I ripped off his leg.

You ripped off his…

Maui?

What have we here?

It’s a sparkly, shiny… Wait a minute.

Ugh! It’s a human!

What are you doing down here, in the realm of the…

Just pick an eye, babe.

I can’t concentrate on what I’m saying if you keep…

Yeah, pick one, pick one!

You’re a funny-looking little thing, aren’t you?

Don’t! That’s my gramma’s!

“That’s my gramma’s!”

I ate my gramma!

And it took a week, ‘cause she was absolutely humongous.

Why are you here?

‘Cause you’re amazing!

And we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legend!

And I just had to know…

how you became so…

crabulous?

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?

Because if you are…

I will gladly do so.

Huh?

In song form!

Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam

I was a drab little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I’m beautiful, baby

And did your granny say

Listen to your heart

Be who you are on the inside

I need three words To tear her argument apart

Your granny lied

I’d rather be shiny

Like a treasure From a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck And make it look shiny

I will sparkle like a Wealthy woman’s neck

Just a sec Don’t ya know

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters

Beginners

Oh, and here they come, come, come

To the brightest thing that glitters

Mm, fish dinners

I just love free food

And you look like seafood

Hey, crab cake!

I’m back.

It’s Maui Time!

What do you say, little buddy?

Giant hawk? Coming up!

Cheeeehoooo!

Cheeeehoooo!

Well, well, well.

Little Maui’s having trouble with his look

Ya little semi-demi-mini-god

Ouch What a terrible performance

Get the hook Get it?

You don’t swing it Like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you Credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art

I ‘ll never hide I can’t

I’m too shiny

Watch me dazzle Like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff My stuff is so shiny

Send your armies But they’ll never be enough

My shell’s too tough Maui, man

You can try, try, try But you can’t expect a demigod

To beat a decapod Look it up

You Will die, die, die

Now it’s time for me to take apart

Your achin’ heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you

Chasing the love of these humans

Who made you feel wanted

You tried to be tough

But your armor’s just not hard enough

Maui Now it’s time to kick your heinie

Ever seen someone so shiny

Soak it in ‘Cause it’s the last you’ll ever see

C’est la vie Mon ami

I’m so shiny

Now I eat you so prepare your final plea

Just for me

You’ll never be quite as shiny

You wish you were nice and shiny

Hey!

Huh?

I got something shiny for ya!

The heart of Te Fiti.

You can’t run from me!

Oh, you can. You keep surprising me.

There’s only so far you can get on those two little legs.

The power of creation…

for a crustacean.

Where is it? Where is it?

We gotta go!

What about the heart?

He can have it. I’ve got a better one.

Yes, I have the…

Wait a minute.

I see, she’s taken a barnacle and she’s covered it in…

bioluminescent algae as a diversion.

Come back here!

Cheeeehoooo!

Hey! Hey!

Did you like the song?

We’re alive!

We’re alive!

Listen…

I appreciate what you did down there.

Took guts.

Mm-hmm.

But…

Mm-hmm.

I’m sorry.

I’m trying to be sincere for once, and it feels like you’re distracted.

No, no. No way!

Really? Because you’re looking at me like I have a…

shark head.

What? Do you have a shark head?

Look, the point is…

for a little girl, child, thing, whatever…

who had no business being down there…

you did me a solid.

But you also almost died.

And I couldn’t even beat that dumb crab.

So, chances of beating Te Kā?

Bupkis.

We’re never making it to Te Fiti. This mission is cursed.

It’s not cursed.

Shark head.

It is not cursed.