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Get well soon!

So, where is Jewel?

We have a special place for Jewel.

She’s a very spirited bird.

l’ll say.

She did that?

Charming.

Okay, l want to go home now.

No, no.

Don’t worry.

l’m going to make you look irresistible.

Help!

Help!

Let me out of here!

Linda!

Maybe l should.

No, no.

Give it a chance.

Hello?

Hello?

l come in peace.

Whoa.

She’s beautiful.

What were they talking about?

She’s like an angel.

An angel who’s getting really close.

You’re standing on my throat.

You’re an American.

Thanks.

l need my throat for talking.

So, thank you.

You look like me.

Hi.

Hi, my name is Blu.

Like the cheese with the mold on it.

You know, that smells really bad.

That’s stupid.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Come on.

We don’t have much time.

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you ready?

For what?

Wow.

Okay.

Confidence.

Crazy love-hawk.

All right.

Whoa, what are you doing?

What?

What you wanted me to.

But just for argument’s sake, what are you doing?

l am trying to escape.

Yeah, escape, that’s where l was going with that thing l just did.

Wait, wait.

Did you actually think we were going to kiss?

No! No no no

We just met.

Oh, my.

l think they need a little help.

l know how my feathers look, but l am not that kind of bird.

Okay, l had nothing to do with that.

But, you have to admit it’s actually a pretty good song.

Naturally

Yeah, sing it, Lionel.

Wow.

That was fast.

Lionel Richie works every time.

We should probably give them some privacy.

l’m not so sure l should leave Blu here alone.

No, don’t worry.

Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night.

Besides, he’s got Jewel.

Help me!

This is the final countdown to Carnaval!

Let’s samba!

Come here, poor little birdie.

lt’s okay, l got you.

l got you.

Excuse me.

Please, l am trying to sleep.

l’m sorry, sleepy-head, l’m trying to escape.

Escape?

Why?

This cage is awesome.

This cage..

What was l thinking?

l wouldn’t expect a pet to understand.

Pet?

Did you just call me a pet?

For the record, l am not a pet.

l am a companion.

And you know what?

Do whatever you want ‘cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.

lncredible!

You would rather be with a human than with your own kind.

Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past 15 years whereas my own kind try to strangle me after 15 seconds.

Yeah, well, because of them, l’ve lost everything.

You can’t trust them.

Of course.

you can trust humans.

Jewel?

Jewel?

Hi, there.

lt was nice of you to join me for dinner.

l often eat alone.

Because, of course, my work.

l thought l was the bird nut until l met you.

Yes, right.

Do you have a favorite bird?

Well, obviously, l’m a blue macaw kind of gal.

That makes sense.

They are very handsome birds.

Actually, it’s the brains l’m more attracted to.

l’m not so impressed by fancy feathers.

l know exactly what you mean.

My favorite bird is the spotted owl.

l’ve always been mesmerized by those big round, intelligent eyes.

Lambada!

Chicken hearts?

Chicken hearts!

Oh, gosh.

Hello?

Oh, Blu.

We should have never left Moose Lake.

This is all my fault.

No, no, Linda, Linda, please.

This is not your fault.

You’re right.

lt’s not my fault.

lt’s your fault!

What?

With your little bird talk.

And that whole “save the species.

Well, you know what?

Squawk, squawkity, squawk, squawk!

l’m sorry.

l didn’t mean to curse.

l don’t understand.

Sylvio is the best guard in the business.

So, let me get this straight.

You were attacked by a little white bird?

Yes, with this rag.

He held it to my mouth like this.

We’re doomed.

Okay, okay

There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.

How l wish l was back in my own cage with my mirror and my swing, and my little bell.

How l miss my little bell.

Play dead.

What?

l don’t need to play dead, l’m about to have a heart attack.

Just do it!

Fine.

Stop twitching.

Come on, it’s the twitching that sells it.

Come on in, kid.

Well, what do you know?

Good work, Fernando.

You see, boys?

What did l tell you about this one?

That you were going to pay him half as much as you said?

No, you idiot.

That he reminds me of myself when l was that age.

Smart, resourceful.

Here you go, kid.

Hey.

This is only half of what you promised me.

Shut up, kid.

What the…

l thought l told you l needed these birds alive.

Tell me, Fernando.

does this look alive to you?

Get her!

Come over here!

Jewel!

Come here!

Hello.

pretty bird.

What’s the matter?

Cockatoo got your throat?

Nigel!

Alive.

To be continued.

That was your plan?

To take off and leave me?

Gee, thanks.

Well, why didn’t you follow me?

Nice work, Nigel.

Yeah, nice work, Nigel.

The last blue macaws on earth.

These are worth a fortune.

Hey, Fernando, hang these up in the other room.

Hey, birdie!

Let me out!

Let me out!

Let me out of here!

Who’s a pretty bird?

l’m a pretty bird.

Pretty bird, l’m a pretty bird.

l’m a pretty bird.

l was framed.

They got the wrong guy.

Sorry, guys.

Nothing personal.

So, what’s going to happen to them?

Don’t worry, we’re going to find good homes for them.

Now go home to your mama.

But l don’t have a mama.

Father?

Brother?

Goldfish?

Can we keep him, boss?

No.

So, Marcel, what’s really going to happen to those birds?

Plucked, stuffed, eaten, who cares?

All l know is we’re going to be rich.

We’re gonna be rich!

Come on, come on!

The game is starting!

Yes, you were very clear Tomorrow or the deal is off.

Of course l have both the macaws.

Yes, l will deliver them myself.

All right, you two.

you load the truck tonight.

And first thing in the morning, we bring those birds to the airport.

You got it?

Yeah, sure.

All right.

Heard you.

And one of you, feed Nigel.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Yes!

Nuh-uh, scissors cuts rock.

Oh, man.

How come you always win?

Nice birdieو Here you go.

Cannibal.

Okay, pull it together.

The key is not to panic.

l’m not panicking.

l wasn’t talking to you, l was talking to me.

But it’s okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.

Great.

And then she’ll stick us behind another set of bars, right?

Yeah.

l mean, no.

Look, pet, cages might work for you, but l don’t want to belong to anyone.

Something seems to be lodged in my beak.

Would you mind?

l know l’m not a pretty birdie.

But l used to be quite a looker.

A star.

Lights, camera, action.

l was striking, suave, ambitious.

Feet to beakو so birdie-licious

Now l’m vile, l am villainous, and vicious Oh, and malicious

l had it all

A TV show, women, too

l was tall

Over one-foot-two

Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

That’s why l am so evil,

why l do what l do.

He was a super star

So young and vital

He’s nasty

A South American ldol

He’s a suspicious bird

Who said that about me?

A very vicious bird

l’ll have you rotisseried

l’m a feathery freak

With a beak

A bird murderer

You think you’re badder than me?

l never heard of ya

l’m evil,

l’ll fill your cheese balls with weevils

l poop on people

and l blame it on seagulls

lt was him.

He’s a nasty bird

l’m invincible

He’s ghastly

l’m un-mince-able

l’m unwashable, unrinseable

Like an abandoned school

l have no principle

All of you Brazilian birds

All 80 million birds

l’ll tell you what l’m going to do

l’m going to make you

Shut up, now.

Shut up!