قسمت 04

Sprig: You ready?

Anne: You set them up, and I’ll knock them down.

Sprig: Okay.

Anne: Come on. Come on!

Sprig: Coming at ya.

Anne: Backhand!

Sprig: Nice swing!

Anne: I was on varsity.

Sprig: I have no idea what that means.

Wally: A frog child and a monster from the woods getting along? So unnatural Anne Pssh! Of course we get along. We’re Sprig and Anne.

Sprig: Anne and Sprig.

Anne: and Sprig Spranne against the world!

Wally: Disgusting.

Anne: Was that Hop Pop?

Sprig: Sounds like hes in trouble. Were coming, Hop Pop! Hop Pop! Hop Pop!

Anne: Whoa! What happened in here?

Sprig: Hop Pop?

Hop Pop: Stay back! Darned burrow bugs must have chewed the water pipes!

Anne: My room! My stuff!

Hop Pop: Don’t worry, Anne. I saved your stuff. Except your bed. And your blankets. And your pillow, pencils, Tshirts, hairbrush.

Anne: Just how long till its fixed?

Hop Pop: Well, gotta find the leak, then patch it up good.

Sprig: Oh, let me help!

Hop Pop: Oh, no, ya dont! This heres river water. No tellin what creepy critters are swimmin around.

Anne: Uh, so where am I gonna sleep?

Hop Pop: Well, the living room aint no palace, but the couch is comfy.

Sprig: Uh, hello. Anne can bunk with me in my room. How fun will that be?

Anne: Roommates? Heck yeah!

Hop Pop: I don’t know. Bein friends is one thing, but roommates? Ya think ya know someone until they’re in your space and you’re in theirs, and ya cannot stand how they whistle all the time, and they complain whenever ya clean your web crusties out. Yes, I have to do it in our room! It has the best lighting! My point is And they’re gone. Mark my words though. No good will come of this. No good at all.

Sprig: Here we have it.

Anne: Whoa. Awesome digs, Sprig.

Sprig: Thanks. I’ll give you the grand tour. Let’s start with the crown jewels.

Anne: Oh, cool. A doll collection.

Sprig: No. These are my action figures of the Great Battle of.

Anne Incoming! Oh, sorry, dude.

Sprig: What was that?

Anne: What? Haven’t you ever had a pillow fight before.

Sprig Heads up!

Anne: Oh, it’s on!

Sprig: It’s fun cause it doesnt hurt! Ow! Oops! Just gonna move General Bogbreath safely over here.

Anne: Yeah, gotta keep that doll out of harms way Ooh!

Sprig: Time in!

Anne: So, Sprig, would you rather sweat melted cheese or always smell like skunk?

Sprig: Uh, sweat melted cheese. Frogs don’t sweat, so I’d be cheesefree.

Anne: Frogs dont sweat? Uh, jealous! Okay, next question. Sprig? Psst! Sprig? Sprig? Sprig? Sprig, Sprig, Sprig. Hey, Sprig! You awake?

Sprig: Oh, yeah, totally.

Anne: Okay, good. So, next question.

Anne: Mm! Uh! Melting. Ah, better.

Sprig: Uh, freezing.

Hop Pop: Rise and shine, sleepyheads! Ya missed breakfast!

Anne: Go away.

Polly: First time I’ve ever seen you sleep in so late. What gives?

Sprig: I froze solid in the night and finally just thawed.

Anne: What? It was like a swamp sauna in here. Maybe Sprig just needs another blanket.

Sprig: Or maybe Anne needs fewer blankets.

Anne: Or maybe…

Hop Pop: Yknow, the couch is still free in case theres trouble in paradise.

Sprig: No way. Pssh. It’s no trouble.

Anne: Yeah. We’re the best roommates in the history of roommates.

Anne and Sprig Spranne against the world!

Sprig: After you, best roomie.

Anne: Why, thank you, also best roomie.

Hop Pop: Hmm.

Polly: They’re gonna eat each other alive.

Hop Pop: Oh, absolutely.

Anne: Is that my shirt?

Sprig: Hey, Hop Pop. How much longer, ya think? Tonight?

Hop Pop: Not a chance.

Sprig: Oh, let me help, let me help! You know my underwater sight is better than yours. Eh? Eh?

Hop Pop: That’s a bunch of malarkey! My eyesights fine! Whos that, Sprig? Anyway, don’t you have chores to do?

Anne: Hey, Hop Pop, what’s the ETA on things down here? Not that I’m in a hurry to move back in or whatever. What? Iاm just curious. A girl cant ask about her flooded makeshift bedroom without getting grilled? Sheesh.

Sprig: Wow, what a long day. Goin straight to bed, if I, uh, can get there without tripping over all these dirty clothes.

Anne: I think it’s your wet towels on the ground that’ll get in your way.

Sprig: I can leave my towels on the floor of my room.

Anne: What was that?

Sprig: Oh, nothing, best roomie. Anyways, good night.

Anne: Hmph. Oh. Hey, Sprig, would you rather have a splinter you could never get out or get bit by a giant mosquito once a day forever?

Anne: Hey, Sprig.

Sprig: What, Anne?

Anne: Pillow fight!

Sprig: No, wait, stop! Aaah!

Anne: Oh, no! YYour doll Uh, I mean, action figure. Spranne against the world. Right?

Sprig: I have to go to the bathroom.

Anne: How is it still so hot in here?

Sprig: Where’s that darn leak? Come on! Come on!

Anne: Oh, that leak has got to be around here somewhere.

Sprig: I know, right?

Sprig: What are you doing here?

Anne: I was, uh, uh, feeling like a nighttime swim. What are you doing here?

Sprig: Nighttime swim. As well.

Anne: and Sprig You came down here to fix the leak! Yeah, well, so did you!

Sprig: I knew it! You just couldn’t wait to move out!

Anne: And you just couldnt wait to get rid of me! If you wanted me gone, you should have just said so Aah!

Sprig: Anne? Anne! Anne! Anne! Anne!

Anne: Somethings got my leg!

Sprig: Hang on. I’m coming.

Anne: Sprig!

Sprig: River lampreys! What are we gonna do?

Anne: They’re too fast. We cant fight them underwater. Huh. Hey, Sprig. You set em up…

Sprig: You knock em down.

Anne: Come on. Come on. Backhand! Had enough, river losers?

Sprig: Theres more where that came from.

Hop Pop: What the hecks going on down here?

Polly: Some of us are trying to sleep!

Anne: Oh, uh, hi, Hop Pop.

Hop Pop: So roommate thing didn’t work out, huh?

Anne: and Sprig Not really.

Anne: I just couldn’t live with him! The wet towels, the heat, the humidity. The web crusties.

Sprig: The loud snacking. The freezing cold. Lights on at all hours. Guess Spranne really is a bust.

Anne: Yeah.

Hop Pop: Why? Because you’re finally talking? Sharing a room doesn’t make you friends. Being honest with each other does. In fact, if you ask me, you’re better friends now than you were before.

Sprig: Of course we are!

Anne: Yes! Spranne is back and better than before!

Polly: Aw, how sweet. So where’s Anne gonna sleep then? Not with me. My buckets for one.

Sprig: Here you go. Some superloud snacks you can munch on.

Anne: Aw, thanks, Sprig.

Sprig: No problem. Anything else I can get ya?

Anne: All good. See you in the a.m.

Sprig: Okay. Good night.

Sprig: So, Anne, would you rather smell like rotten eggs or have hiccups every day for the rest of your life?

Anne: Oh, good one. I think I’d… Didn’t anyone fix the leak?