قسمت 05

Frog: Aah! Help! Somebody help me!

Anne: And this bad boy is my kitty Domino.

Anne: You guys would like her. She’s got fire.

Sprig: Ooh!

Polly: Aw, she’s so tiny! I feel huge!

Sprig: Hmm. I will… set her free!

Anne: Please stop doing that.

Anne: Ugh! What is that? Did something crawl under the house and die?

Sprig: Worse, Anne. Much worse. Hop Pop is cooking!

Sprig: Brace yourself.

Anne: Brace myself for what?

Sprig: Aah!

Hop Pop: Mmm!

Sprig: What’s the plan this year, Hop Pop? Poison the competition? Ooh!

Hop Pop: The plan is to win.

Anne: Win?

Hop Pop: The annual village potluck. Every year we frogs gather for a great contest. The family who brings the besttasting dish is showered with love and copper coins. The family with the worsttasting dish spends the night in…

Hop Pop: the shame cage!

Anne: Brutal.

Sprig: And guess which family ends up there every year.

Anne: If you think I’m gonna let my favorite froggy family end up in a cage, you’ve got another thing coming. I know I’m not technically a Plantar, but maybe I can help.

All: Mmm!

Sprig: Anne, we’d sure appreciate it.

Anne: So, what you making over there, Hop Pop? Sock gumbo?

Hop Pop: No, silly. It’s a traditional recipe from my familys cookbook. We been using this baby since I was a pollywog.

Anne: Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. I think I found your problem, guys.

Anne: Old things are dumb!

Polly: Oh, that makes sense.

Sprig: It’s all so clear now.

Hop Pop: But we Plantars have always cooked these recipes. What would my greatgamgam say?

Anne: Shed say Move on.

Hop Pop: She was a fierce woman.

Anne: Look, if were gonna win this thing, we need something new, something revolutionary, something no one in the swamp has ever seen before. Something like…

Anne: pizza!

Sprig: Whoa.

Polly: I don’t know what it is, but I love it.

Anne: Pizza is the ultimate dish. You haven’t lived until you’ve shared one with your friends at the mall.

Hop Pop: Now, now, hold on. Before we get carried away, what about this triedandtrue recipe? Swamp mold pot pie!

Sprig/Polly: Pizza! Pizza!

Hop Pop: Okay, okay. Sheesh.

Sprig: Well win for sure with this, Hop Pop.

Anne: Now all we gotta do is All we gotta do is get four ingredients dough, cheese, basil, and tomatoes. Are you guys ready to make our pizza dreams a pizza reality?

Sprig/Polly: Pizza dreams!

Sprig: Oh! Oh! Maybe we should put pineapple on it. Seems like a natural fit.

Anne: Don’t you dare talk about pineapple on my pizza. Ever. Okay. Lets go get those ingredients. Pizza dreams!

Sprig: Pizza dreams.

Polly: Pizza dreams!

Stumpy: If you want the dough, the boy has to marry my daughter.

Maddie: Hi, Sprig.

Stumpy: Aint she adorable?

Anne: Done.

Hop Pop: You know, if we used a traditional recipe, we wouldn’t have to sell Sprig.

Anne: No! That old book is old. Sprigs eternal happiness is a small price to pay for pizza.

Polly: Agreed.

Sprig: Aw, it’s not so bad. Maybe well learn to love each other. Aah!

Maddie: I’ve seen your death in my mind.

Sprig: I was kinda hoping it’d be a surprise.

Polly: It will be.

Anne: Congratulations on your new son. Now cough up the dough.

Stumpy: Yay!

Anne: Pleasure doing business with ya.

Sprig: Well, looks like we gotta go. See ya.

Polly: I wanna be the maid of honor!

Maddie: See you soon, hubby.

Sadie: Thanks again for helping me out! I know Brutus can be a handful.

Sprig: What are we here for again?

Anne: Cheese!

Hop Pop: You know, theres a recipe in here that doesnt need cheese.

Anne: No old recipes! Huh? Hey, Brutus! Over here! ¡Toro! ¡Toro!

Anne: Oh, come on!

Sprig: Blah!

Anne/Sprig: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Sadie: Here you go, deary. A hunk of cheese made fresh from the milk of those ca

Anne Please don’t tell me where it comes from.

Anne: Hey, careful with that basil, dude. We had to fight off like ten giant aphids to get it.

Sprig: Who knew ultimate flavor could be so painful?

Hop Pop: Almost lost my behind to those things.

Sprig: This is the price of progress, Hop Pop.

Anne: Exactly. And weve only got one ingredient left. Tomatoes. According to this, they should be up ahead.

Hop Pop: Still cant believe I traded my favorite dentures for that map.

Sadie: You know, I’ve never actually tasted a tomato. No one in town really sells them.

Hop Pop: Theres a reason for that. They’re in the dangerous vegetables section. It suggests we go for prunes instead. Can’t go wrong with prunes!

Anne: Whoawhoa. Dangerous vegetables? Come on!

Polly: Ho…

Sprig: ly…

Anne: tomato.

Hop Pop: You know, this babys got some great substitutes, all of which are delightfully harmless.

Sprig: Couldnt hurt to hear a few options.

Anne: Hold on! Guys, the shame cage isn’t just in the town square. It’s up here. Youre not gonna change the world without taking a few risks. We need to be bold, groundbreaking, brave!

Hop Pop: Anne, theres a big difference between courage and stupidity! [screaming] All Hop Pop!

Sprig: My fiancée was right!

Hop Pop: Holy smokes! Acid!

Anne: Well, at least the ingredients are safe. No!

Anne: The ingredients! Everything weve worked for!

Sprig: At least it’ll be a quick, painless death.

Polly: Why would this be painless?

Sprig: Just let me have this lie!

Anne: My revolutionary ideas were supposed to save you guys, not get you killed. I shouldn’t have so stubborn. I just really wanted to share a pizza with you guys.

Hop Pop: Ah, I didnt care about that pizza stuff anyway. But you were really trying to help this family out, and thats worth something in my book.

Anne: Your book? Thats it. Is there anything in the old ways that could help us right now?

Hop Pop: Well, I dont know. Nothing especially useful. Just that the throat of this giant tomato plant is absolutely delicious eaten raw.

Polly: Know your place, plant!

Anne: There isn’t much time. Lets go home and make one of your old recipes, Hop Pop.

Hop Pop: Yup. But maybe we can spruce it up with something a little dangerous.

Frog: Yup. Still up here. Still need help.

Frog: Put it right over here.

Frog: Just a little touch of goodness.

Frog: A few more bug legs should do it.

Frog: Is that fly gonna say up there?

Anne: Hop Pop Perfect.

Mayor Toadstool: All right! Let the annual potluck begin! Lets get to tastin those dishes. Mmm! That is scrumptuous. Oh! Ooh! What have we here? Oh, that is delicious! Yeah! Excellent effort! And last, but not least the Plantars. What filth have you cooked up this ti Hmm? Tomato? Thats awfully dangerous. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!

Mayor Toadstool: Why, I do declare! This is the best dish the Plantar family has ever brought to a potluck!

Hop Pop: What?

Sprig: What? Did we do it? Did we actually win?

Mayor Toadstool: Win? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, its better than usual, but its still terrible. Last place, as usual.

Mayor Toadstool: You folks should know the way to the shame cage by now. Hurry along. All right, boys, light it up.

Sprig: Cheer up, guys. Sure we came in last. Again. But thanks to Annes new ideas and Hop Pops old ones, weve done the best weve ever done.

Hop Pop: You know, hes right.

Polly: Yeah!

Anne: We did, didnt we? Uh, this is weird, but… any chance I could squeeze in there?

Hop Pop: How bout it, Carl?

Carl: The more the merrier.

Hop Pop: Hear that?

Sprig: Get in here, you crazy kid.

Anne: Whoohoo!

Anne: Well, if we can’t share a pizza, at least we can share this. And you know, honestly, this isnt so bad… Hey, what the heck? What was that?

Sprig: Ooh, I forgot to mention the shame nuggets.

Frogs: You people should be ashamed!

Stumpy: Hey! Thats my soninlaw!

Sprig: Hi.

Polly: Is that the best you got?

Hop Pop: Tradition is such a beautiful Son of a slug!