بخش 01

Justin!

Quick, honey, take my picture.

I got the pyramid in my hand.

Justin, you get back here right now!

No, stop!

No, no!

Stop him!

Go back!

Don’t climb!

Wait, wait.

Hold on, Easy, little boy.

Okay, stop, child!

Stop right there.

No!

No, no, no!.

Oh.

There he goes.

Justin!

I’ve got him!

I’ve got him!

Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.

There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks.

Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world’s villains is responsible for this heinous crime?

And where will he strike next?

Freeze ray!

Freeze ray!

Freeze ray!

Morning, Gru!

How you doing?

Hello, Fred.

FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don’t appreciate it.

Sorry.

You know dogs.

They go wherever they want to go.

Unless they’re dead.

I’m joking!

Although, it is true.

Anyway, have a good one.

Oh, okay.

Uh, Yeah.

You’ve got to be pulling on my leg!

Hello!

Cookies for sale.

Go away.

I’m not home.

Yes, you are.

I heard you.

No, you didn’t.

This is a recording.

No, it isn’t.

Yes, it is.

Watch this.

Leave a message, beep.

Goodbye, recorded message.

Agnes, come on.

Huh?

Kyle!

Bad dog!

No!

No, no.

Sit.

My muffin.

Gru!

Ah, Dr. Nefario.

I know how you must be feeling.

I, too, have encountered great disappointment, but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats.

What?

What happened?

It’s all over the news!

Some fella just stole a pyramid.

They’re saying he makes all other villains look lame.

Assemble the minions!

Minions, assemble!

Okay.

Okay.

Hey!

Looking good, Kevin!

How is the family?

Good?

All right.

That’s my Billy boy!

What up, Larry?

Hello, everybody!

Yeah, all right!

Simmer down.

Simmer down!

Thank you, okay.

Now, I realize that you guys probably heard about this other villain who stole the pyramids.

Apparently, it’s a big deal.

People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that.

But am I upset?

No, I am not!

A little, but we have had a pretty good year ourselves, and you guys are all right in my book.

No, no raises!

You’re not going to get any raises.

What did we do?

Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!

Nice!

Huh?

That’s how I roll.

Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?

But that’s not all.

We stole the Statue of Liberty.

The small one from Las Vegas.

And I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower, Also Vegas.

Okay, I wasn’t going to tell you about this yet, but I have been working on something very big!

Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!

And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario…

Thank you!

Oh, there he is.

He’s styling.

Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century.

We are going to steal…

Wait, wait!

I haven’t told you what it is yet.