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Too small! This is too small for me!

I hate that guy!

And please watch over us,

and bless that we’ll have a good night’s sleep.

And bless that while we’re sleeping,

no bugs will crawl into our ears

and lay eggs in our brains.

Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon,

and that the mommy and daddy will be nice

and have a pet unicorn.

Amen.

Amen. Amen.

Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them

Uni, uni, unicorns I love them

Uni, unicorns, I could pet one

If they were really real

And they are

So, I bought one so I could pet it

Now it loves me Now I love it

La, la, la, la, la

Don’t you… What the…

Oh, good luck, little girls!

Whoa! Cool.

Hi! We’re orphans from Miss Hattie’s Home for Girls.

I don’t care. Beat it! Come on!

We’re selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future.

Ooh! Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties? Yeah.

Light bulb.

Dr. Nefario! Huh?

I’m going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies!

What? Cookie robots!

Who is this? Oh, forget it.

Well, it appears you have cleared our background check,

Dr. Gru.

Oh! And I see you have made a list

of some of your personal achievements.

Thank you for that. I love reading.

And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor

and a knighthood.

Me, me, me. Me, me, me.

Kevin?

You had your own cooking show

and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds?

It’s not that impressive.

Uh…

Idiot!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

What in the name of… What?

Well, here’s the dealio.

Things have been so lonely since my wife,

Debbie, passed on.

It’s like my heart is a tooth,

and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

I’m sorry.

You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?

Do I look like I speak Spanish?

You have a face como un burro.

Oh!

Well, thank you!

Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?

So, so excited!

Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby.

I bet the mom is beautiful!

I bet the daddy’s eyes sparkle.

I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears.

I’m just saying it’d be nice.

Aw! My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

That’s a Cheeto.

Oh!

Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.

Who’s Debbie?

Your wife.

Oh! Hi, girls!

Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru.

He’s going to adopt you.

And he’s a dentist!

Yeah!

Um…

Hi. I’m Margo. This is Edith.

And that’s Agnes.

I got your leg, I got your leg!

Okay, that is enough, little girl.

Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it. Higher!

Higher! Just release your grip. Wow!

How do you remove them? Is there a command?

Some nonstick spray?

Crowbar?

Okay, girls, let’s go.

Ah-ha!

Oh, yeah!

Pretty impressive!

What are you looking at?

Boo-ya!

You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!

Take that!

You done been shrunk!

Yello?

I got the shrink ray, all right.

No, I’m not playing with it.

Gru?

Don’t make me laugh! No.

P.S., he is not getting the moon,

and P.P.S., by the time I’m done with him,

he’s gonna be begging for mercy.

Okay, bye.

Aw! Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby…

Curse you, tiny toilet!

Okay, here we are.

Home sweet home.

So, this is, like, your house?

Wait a sec…

You’re the guy who pretended he was a recorded message!

No, that was someone else.

Can I hold your hand?

Uh, no.

When we got adopted by a bald guy,

I thought this’d be more like Annie.

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