بخش 05

Girls, let’s go.

Time to deliver the cookies!

Mmm.

Okay.

But first, we’re going to dance class.

Actually, we’re going to have to skip the dance class today.

Actually, we can’t

Skip the dance class today.

We have a big recital coming up.

We’re doing an excerpt from Swan Lake.

Yeah, Swan Lake!

That’s fantastic.

Wonderful.

But we’re going to deliver cookies!

Come on!

No.

No?

We’re not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class.

Really?

Well, I am not driving you to dance class.

So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves.

What are you doing?

Walking to dance class.

Ya?

Okay, fine.

You just keep walking, because I’m really not driving you!

Okay.

You’re going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Seriously, I’m going to count to three!

And you had better be in this car!

Here we go

One!

Two!

Three, four and five.

And lift, and stretch.

And one, and two…

Here you go.

What is it?

Your ticket to the dance recital.You are coming, right?

Of course, of course.

I have pins and needles that I’m sitting on.

Pinky promise?

Oh, yes. My pinky promises.

Allright. Our first customer is a man named Vector.

But he’s a V.

You know, we’re supposed to start with the A’s.

Then we go to the B’s.

Then we…

Yes, yes!

I went to kindergarten.

I know how the alphabet works!

I was just thinking that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector’s first.

That is all.

Almost over.

It’s almost over.

Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude!

Do you have my cookies for me?

Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes,

two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.

Exactly.

I’d like to see somebody else order that many cookies.

Not likely.

Name one person who ordered more cookies than me.

That’ll be $52.

Right.

Seven, eight, nine…

Where was I?

Seven, eight, nine…

Why are you wearing pajamas?

These aren’t pajamas!

This is a warm-up suit.

What are you warming up for?

Stuff.

What sort of stuff?

Super-cool stuff you wouldn’t understand.

Like sleeping?

They are not pajamas!

Here you go, 52 big ones.

Bye!

Come on!

What the…

Quiet down, fish!

Down, boy!

Ah-ha!

We did it!

Come on, girls, let’s go!

But what about the other people who ordered cookies?

Life is full of disappointments

for some people.

Don’t do that!

Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please?

No.

But we’ve never been.

And it’s the funnest place on earth!

Don’t care.

Please?

Please?

We’ll never ask for anything else, ever again!

Pretty please?

Please?

Come on!

Come on!

Light bulb.

Come on!

Goodbye, have fun.

Sorry, dude.

They can’t ride without an adult.

What?

Oh, my gosh!

Look at that fluffy unicorn!

He’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!

You’ve gotta let us play for it!

No, no, no.

Come on!

How much for the fluffy unicorn?

Well, it is not for sale.

But all you gotta do to win it is knock down that little spaceship there.

It’s easy!

Yay!

Again!

Wait!

Come on.

One more time!

Just one more.

I accidentally closed my eyes.

I hit it! I hit it!

That was cool.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?

She hit that.

I saw that with my own eyes.

Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you.

You see that little tin spaceship?

You see how it’s not knocked over?

Do you know what that means, professor?

It means you don’t get the unicorn!

Oh!

Uh-oh!

Somebody’s got a frowny face.

Better luck next time!

Okay, my turn.