بخش 07

Okay, let’s get this over with.

“Three little kittens loved to play,

“they had fun in the sun all day.

“Then their mother came out and said,

“‘Time for kittens to go to bed.”’

Wow!

This is garbage.

You actually like this?

Keep reading!

Come on!

All right, all right, all right.

“Three little kittens started to bawl,

“‘Mommy, we’re not tired at all.’

“Their mother smiled and said with a purr,

“‘Fine, but at least you should brush your fur.”’

Now you brush the fur.

This is literature?

A 2-year-old could have written this.

All right.

“Three little kittens with fur all brushed

“said, ‘We can’t sleep, we feel too rushed! ‘

“Their mother replied, with a voice like silk,

“‘Fine, but at least you should drink your milk.”’

Now make them drink the milk.

I don’t like this book.

This is going on forever.

“Three little kittens, with milk all gone,

“rubbed their eyes and started to yawn.

“‘We can’t sleep, we can’t even try.’

“Then their mother sang a lullaby.

“‘Good night kittens, close your eyes.

“Sleep in peace until you rise.

“‘Though while you sleep, we are apart,

“‘your mommy loves you with all her heart.”’

The end.

Okay, good night.

Wait!

What?

What about good night kisses?

No, no.

There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing.

He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes.

I like him.

He’s nice.

But scary.

Like Santa!

Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go.

Uh, About that,

I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist.

Please tell me this is not as a result of the girls’ dance recital, is it?

No, no, no!

The recital?

Don’t.That’s stupid!

I just think it’s kind of weird to do it on a Saturday.

I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?

Gru, you and I have been working on this for years.

It’s everything we’ve dreamed of.

Your chance to make history,

become the man who stole the moon!

But these girls are becoming a major distraction!

They need to go.

If you don’t do something about it, then I will.

I understand.

Good.

Butt.

Butt.

Butt.

All right.

Now, when we put our cups together,

we will make the “clink” sound with our mouths.

Ready?

Edith?

Clink.

Clink.

There we go.

And now we drink.

And Agnes?

Clink.

Clink.

Very good!

Excuse me, girls.

Come on!

Don’t worry, I’ll be back.Keep clinking.

Clink, clink.

Clink, clink.

Oh!

Miss Hattie, what are you doing here?

I’m here for the girls, I received a call that you wanted to return them.

And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary.

I didn’t like what you said.

But…

Oh!

I will get the girls ready.

Don’t let her take us, Mr. Gru!

Tell her you wanna keep us.

All right, girls.

Come on, let’s go.

Goodbye, Mr. Gru.Thanks for everything.

I did it for your own good.

Come on, let’s go get that moon.

Right.

What is this for?

The recital?

I am the greatest criminal mind of the century.

I don’t go to little girls’ dance recitals!

Opening launch bay doors.

Commencing launch sequence.

And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six…

Oh, yeah!

Nice work, Doctor.

All systems go.

Boo-ya!

My flight suit.

Oh, yeah!

Once again, the mighty…

Whoa!

Ah-ha!

I’ve got it!

I’ve got the moon!

I’ve got the moon!

I can make it!

Wait a minute!

Kevin!

Come on, come on!