بخش 08

He’s still not here.

Why would he come?

He gave us up.

But he pinky promised!

Girls, girls, places!

No, we can’t start yet!

We’re still expecting someone.

Can we just wait a few more minutes?

All right.

But just a few more minutes.

He’s not coming, guys.

Gru!

Gru, can you hear me?

Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!

Okay, okay.

There’s the library.

That’s Third Street.

The dance studio…

There!

There!

There it is!

Sorry, buddy.

Show’s over.

Over?

Vector, open up!

First give me the moon.

Then we’ll talk.

Mr. Gru!

Zip it, Happy Meal.

Now, the girls.

Actually, I think I’ll hold on to them a little while longer.

No!

Oh, yeah!

Unpredictable!

Listen close, you little punk.

When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!

I’m really scared!

He is gonna kick your butt.

What?

He punched my shark!

Ha!

There he is!

Hang on, Gru.

Oh, no!

Ow?

Vector has the girls.

Go!

What happened to the ship?

It’s big again!

Not as big as the moon is going to be!

What?

The larger the mass of an object,

the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off!

I call it the Nefario Principle.

I just came up with it now, actually.

Oh, no!

Did you see that?

Vector!

Help!

Vector!

Over here!

Hey!

What are you girls doing back there?

The moon!

Ouch!

Watch out!

Get as close in as you can.

You got it.

Mr. Gru, up here!

Mr. Gru!

Okay, girls!

Girls!

You’re going to have to jump.

Jump?

Are you insane?

Don’t worry, I will catch you.

You gave us back!

I know, I know.

And it is the worst mistake I ever made.

But you have to jump now.

It’ll be okay.

Okay, girls.

Jump now!

Margo, I will catch you.

And I will never let you go again.

Not so fast!

No!

Let me go!

Margo!

Whoa!

I’m coming, Margo.

Hang on!

I got you.

No!

Oh, poop.

This time, good triumphs, and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky.

But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder, who is this mysterious hero?

And what will he do next?

Okay, girls.

Time for bed.

Come on!

We want a story.

Three sleepy kittens!

Oh, no!

Sorry.

That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

Tonight we are going to read a new book.

This one is called

One Big Unicorn by

Who wrote this?

Oh!

Me!

I wrote it.

Look, it’s a puppet book!

Here, watch this.

That’s the horn!

This is gonna be the best book ever!

Not to pat myself on the back,

but, yes, it probably will be.

Here we go.

“One big unicorn, strong and free

“thought he was happy as he could be.

“Then three little kittens came around

“and turned his whole life upside down.”

Hey, that one looks like me!

No, what are you talking about?

These are kittens!

Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.

“They made him laugh.

“They made him cry.

“He never should have said goodbye.

“And now he knows he could never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

“The end.”

Okay, all right.

Good night.