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Oh, John, I can smell that from over here I surely can

Can I give Del and Mr Jingles some

Well, it’s yours, John You can do with it as you please

This for Del and Mr Jingles

Hey What about me I’m gonna get some too, ain’t I

It’s yours, John As you please

I think I’ll just keep the rest, then

Courtesy of the gentleman across the way

Oh, John, that’s so very fine of you

I thank you Mr Jingle thank you

My mama would thank you too, but she dead

Welcome

Hey

What about me Don’t you hold out on me, you big dummy nigger

Ooh, here come the boss man

You’ll keep a civil tongue on my block

You get that one for free

But that’s the last one

That’s it Just that little itty-bitty one

I guess I’m gonna have to pay you out for the rest

Del, grab up your things It’s a big day for you and Mr Jingles

What you talking about

Lmportant folks heard about your mouse Wanna see him perform

Not just prison guards either

One’s a politician all the way from the state capitol

You fellas coming

No, we got other fish to fry just now, Del

But you knock them for a loop

You knock them for a loop, Del

Just like Mr Harry says

Let’s move briskly There’s not much time

All right, rehearsing now

Gotta move our ass Ain’t got much time

I been fixing the plumbing here for 10 years

Ain’t never had to wear no damn tie before

Well, you’re the VIP today, Earl, so just shut up

All right, everybody have a seat

This is great

All right

Eduard Delacroix, electricity shall now be passed through your body

until you are dead

in accordance with state law

God have mercy on your soul

Roll on two

That’s that

Very good Very professional

Let’s do it again

You got all the words right It sounded just fine

• Thank you

It’s hard to keep a straight face when Toot’s acting the goat

You got that chin strap tight because his head will buck

All right, break it up

So

Oh, they love Mr Jingles

They laugh over there

They cheer They clap their hands

Well, that’s just aces

Isn’t that something

You done good, old-timer

We’re happy for you

Yeah, we are

• Boo

Percy, you shit

Come on

Del, get up

Del, you numb-wit I didn’t mean nothing by it

I was just playing Come on, now

I was just having

I let him go I was just playing I let him go

I’d never hurt a hair on his pretty little head

Your noodle ain’t limp at all, lover boy

I think you sweet on old Billy the Kid

Ooh, but smell you

Look

He done piss his pants

Oh, my God

Look what the big man done

He bust other people with a stick

Somebody touch him, he make water in his pants like a little baby

Del

Learn when to shut up

All right, now

Don’t touch me

You

You talk about this to anyone

l’ll get you all fired

I swear that to God

What happens on the Mile stays on the Mile Always has

Yeah, you keep laughing, you French-fried faggot

You just keep on laughing

Wetmore a good name for you

Percy Wetmore do a dance

Listen to him squishing in his pant

Well, what about Dean

He’s got a little boy

He’d love to have a pet mouse, I bet

How could a boy be trusted with Mr Jingle

Maybe forget to feed him

How he keep up with his training I mean, he just a boy, rest-ce pas

All right I’ll take him, then

Me

Thank you kindly, but

you live out in the woods

Mr Jingle, he be

He be scared to live out in the big woods

How about Mouseville

Mouseville

Tourist attraction down in Florida

Tallahassee, I think

Is that right, Paul Tallahassee Yeah

Tallahassee

It’s just down the road a piece from the dog university

You think they’d take Mr Jingles

You think he’s got the stuff

Well, he is pretty smart

What is Mouseville

Tourist attraction, I said

They got this big tent you go into

You have to pay

Are you shitting me

Course you pay

Dime apiece

Two cents for the kids

For the kids

Inside the tent they got this

mouse city

made out of

old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in

Plus, they got the Mouseville All-Star Circus

Yeah, there’s mice that swing on trapeze

Mice that roll barrels Mice that stack coins

Yeah, that’s it

That’s the place for Mr Jingles

You gonna be a circus mouse after all

You’re gonna live in a mouse city down in Florida

There he goes

No Mr Jingles

No No No

You kill my mouse - I knew I’d get him sooner or later

It was just a matter of time, really

You fucking cruel bastard

Give him to me

Give him to me Might still be time