5بخش

Where’s a towel?

Towel

Towel, towel, towel, towel, towel

This is all they have for a towel?

It’s ridiculous, I can’t get dry

Hello

Hello?

Oh

Oh, God, not the Baby Maker

Explain yourself please

Explain myself - Yes, explain yourself

I was outside - Oh, really?

You didn’t hear me - I was listening to

What are you even doing home?

Then you just, jump me out of nowhere, What’s that?

I di, I didn’t mean to jump you

Your dog was attacking me, and I had to run, and I ran into you

What is it with you and this dog?

Just, you know, just, go

Go - Fine

Go take a shower, You stink - Fine

Nice tattoo, by the way - What?

See, See, Exactly, You see that?

Oh, barely made it out with my life there

See the size of the teeth on that thing?

I didn’t

So, So naked

Can we, uh, not talk about that, please?

Just sayin’

So, uh, what’s the deal with you and your father?

Ooh, I’m sorry, That question is not in the binder

Oh, really, Well, I thought you were the one that said

we needed to learn all this

Not about that, I didn’t

But if the guy asks us - Not about that, Margaret

Good night

I like the Psychic Network - What?

Not in the “ha-ha, isn’t that funny, she likes that trash”

kind of way, I actually quite enjoy it

Umm

I took disco lessons in the sixth grade

My first concert was Rob Base & DJ, E-Z Rock

I think Brian Dennehy is sexy

Don’t like flowers in the house,

‘cause they remind me of funerals

Never played a video game

I read Wuthering Heights every Christmas

It’s my favorite book

Haven’t slept with a man in over a year and a half

And, uh, I went to the bathroom and cried

after Bob called me a poisonous bitch

And the, uh, bird tattoo?

They’re swallows

Got them when I was 16 after my parents died

Stupid

I’m sure there’s many many other things,

but that’s all I can come up with right now

You, uh, there?

I’m here

Just processing

You really haven’t slept with anyone in 18 months?

Oh, my God, Out of all that, that’s all you got?

That’s a long time

Yeah, well, I’ve been a little busy

Yeah

Who’s, uh

Rob Base and D, J - E-Z Rock?

Yeah - You know

No, They were good - Mm-mm

What - Nothing

I know who they are, I just wanted to hear you sing it

Margaret - Yes?

Don’t take this the wrong way

‘K

You are a very, very beautiful woman

Feel it deep, feel it low - Mmm-hmm

God, I can’t sing that high

Huh, Where am I?

What time is it?

What time is it?

Ooh Ooh, Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh

Oh, God

Room service Breakfast for the happy couple

Andrew Andrew

Andr

Your mother’s at the door, Get up

Get up here Your mother’s - Oh, God

Just a second

Not the baby blanket - OK, all right

Not the baby blanket, Get it off, get it off, get it off

OK, all right - Wait a second, Hold on

What, What - Are you wearing makeup?

What, No, Of course not

OK, what do we do, All right - Just spoon me, spoon me

Oh, my God What is that - I’m sorry, It’s morning

What do you mean, “It’s morning”?

Are you OK?

Yep Coming, One second, Yep Come on in, Everything’s fine

Disgusting

Ow, you’re on my hair, OK, just

Oh, wow - Ooh, smells good

Cinnamon rolls

Oh, you shouldn’t have gone to that trouble

Oh, you’re family now, It’s no trouble

Hey, you have room for one more?

Wow, Could we not do the Brady family meeting right now?

We just got up

Yeah , if you don’t mind

Your mother and I have come up with a proposition

and I happen to think it’s a terrific idea

We want you to get married here tomorrow

Tomorrow

What, What, What - Mmm-mmm, No

Well, you’re gonna get married anyway,

so why don’t you get married here

where we can be all together,

and that way Grandma Annie can be a part of it

Oh, Oh, we’re - No

No, No, it’s Gammy’s big birthday tomorrow night

Big day for her

We don’t want to ruin it That’s you know

I’ve had 89 birthday parties, I don’t need another one

Oh, Gammy

It would be a dream come true for me

to see my one grandchild’s wedding

A dream come true - Mmmm

So you’ll do it - Mmm-mmm

Before I’m dead?

OK, OK - OK

OK, we will do everything

And you can get married like we did, in the barn

It’s a Paxton family tradition

Oh, wow - Yup

Wow Uh I’ve always wanted to get married in a, in a barn

I have - It’s a sign

A sign from the universe that you’re meant to be together

Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you

Come, come, We must give thanks

OK, I know I should leave you alone now

But we’re just so excited I know you’re excited, too

It’s the craziest - Really excited

Yeah Go, Go

Go

Oh, my God

When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham

she’s gonna, she’s gonna be crushed,

and my grandmother’s gonna die

Your mom’s not going to find out - I, my father

What the hell’s with that, The whole wedding thing?

Where did that come from?

She probably got him worked up into it

It’s fine, She’s not gonna find out

They’re not going to find out - Oh, God, Margaret

Andrew, they’re not gonna find out, OK, Just relax

It’s gonna be OK

It’s not like we’re gonna be married forever

We’ll be happily divorced before you know it

It will be fine, It will be fine

You OK?

Yeah

Get us some coffee - Yeah

So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte?

A- ha

You’re right, you know

Get a quickie divorce, we’ll be fine

Absolutely - It’s gonna be fine

Everything is going to be great

But this little missus better learn how to cook

so she can take care of her husband

Keep my man happy

I don’t want him leaving me for another woman

Come on

haven’t left you yet, Margaret

I got it, Let go

You all right - Yeah, um

You know what, I’m gonna go

Where?

I just kinda feel like going outside

All right, That’s the bathroom

Oh, yeah, I know, I’m just, uh

I’m gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I’m gonna go out, outside

All right

All right