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Jordan

Jordan

I need for you to send the boxes in my office to

to this address, please

This one right here This address right here, OK?

Can you do that - Uh, yes, Sure

Good, all right, Thank you - Miss Tate

Yes, What, What?

Hey

Andrew

Why are, why are you panting?

Because I’ve been running

Really, From Alaska - I need to talk to you

Yeah, Well, I don’t have time to talk

I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto

Margaret - I need the boxes to go out today

I want to make sure everything is

Margaret Stop talking

Gotta say something

OK - This will just take a sec

Fine, What?

Three days ago, I loathed you

I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab

Or poisoned

Oh, that’s nice - I told you to stop talking

Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska

and things started to change

Things changed when we kissed

And when you told me about your tattoo

Even when you checked me out when we were naked

Uh-huuuh

Naked?

Well, I didn’t see anything

Yeah, you did

But I didn’t realize any of this until I was standing alone

In a barn, wife-less

Now, you can imagine my disappointment

when it suddenly dawned on me

that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country

So, Margaret

Marry me

Because I’d like to date you

Trust me, You don’t really want to be with me

Yes, I do

See, the thing is, there is a reason why

I’ve been alone all this time

I’m comfortable that way

And I think it would just be a lot easier

if we forgot everything that happened and I just left

You’re right

That would be easier

I’m scared - Me, too

So, let me see if I’ve got this right

You two are engaged again

Yes - Yes

For real?

Yes - Yeah

You’re sure you want to go through with this?

Because one wrong answer

I’m gonna take you down

OK - OK

Let’s do it

When did you first start to date?

Last week

That going well - So far it’s great, Thank you

What kind of deodorant does Andrew use?

Men’s Speed Stick?

What flavor, Musk, Alpine?

Was it love at first sight?

No

I loved her from the beginning

What side of the bed does Margaret sleep on?

She sleeps on the left

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Look, are they soul mates, Eeeh

Uh, Will they kill each other, No

Are you a good driver?

Oh, excellent driver, Excellent

Oh

In my mind I see her with someone perhaps

more swarthy, darker

We don’t use the word “Margaret” around Kevin

He still hasn’t warmed up to her

Margaret

See, It’s the damnedest thing

I have never farted in front of him

Nor will I ever fart in front of him

She farts in her sleep

Would you consider Margaret a good dancer?

You can tell by the way she drinks her soda pop

that she’s a good dancer

Uh-huh, How, how

How is the soda pop relevant to the dancing?

I don’t understand this

I call him, puppy - Pumpkin

Monkey - Daisy

Kiddo - Uh, Bird

Sometimes I call him Rick

How do you spell “Ramone?

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R- A-M-O-N-E

Could you do that again in English, please?

When you say, you know, the position in the relationship

Top or bottom?

You’re asking me a question about who’s on top?

You took an oath when you walked in this office

I did not take an oath When did I take an oath?

Laura should’ve done that, but she didn’t

That’s OK - Who’s Laura?

She’s the girl behind you Don’t look around

Which of the following numbers

is not a prime - Seventeen

I’m sorry, Let me say the list, please

I’m sorry?

He knew your favorite color

Blue - Wrong

Red - No

Dark, Maybe like a hunter green?

No, White

White - OK, moving on

Favorite color is blue

What’s her favorite color when she’s not at home?

I don’t know

Are you a citizen of this country, Ramone?

Yes, I’m a citizen Are you crazy?

What relevance a ball in a net

or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart

has to do with my relationship with Andrew?

If you’re getting excited

Who are you engaged to?

Andrew - Very good, Got one right

Who are you engaged to?

I’m engaged to Margaret Tate

And on the wedding day, who will be next to you?

I’m going to marry Margaret Tate

Final answer - That work, Yeah, final answer

Is this a game show, I don’t understand what

That’s a great song

That was beautiful That was really beautiful